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If anyone ever made a movie about this, William Dafoe should play the cannibal.

And just think, it was only the other week we were having those cannibalism threads.

Just outtta curiosity Hitman doesn't live in Germany does he....

am i the only one that sees the possibility of a bizarre new dating service happening as a result of this?

I don't see the problem. It's a case of simple euthanasia, atenuated by the fact that there was less waste of resources, since the deseased was promptly converted in reusable biomass.



edit: moved to OT, this is not really SLAM material.

Darth_Zod wrote:am i the only one that sees the possibility of a bizarre new dating service happening as a result of this?

New internet dating service "COM`EAT delicious new friends"

The problem really is how to charge the man.
I doubt that the prosecution will get through with the "murder on demand". So it's interesting what the judges finally decide.

They ate the guy's dick, together?

There's video?

Why am I only now hearing about this?

I can't believe this tasty story hasn't been served to a worldwide public hungering to feast on news of the sensational, they'd eat it up!
Devour it, even!

It was Lt. Hitman wasnt it?!

Oh, the puns they hurt Frank! It was on the BBC news this morning I think and they videoed it and.....they're gunna have to get a jury with a strong stomach cos apparently they're guna have to watch it.

Hasnt this been posted before? I know I remember it being in the newspaper before I came over to the states, but I forget whether the topic was brought up here?

Still, it constantly surprises me on the degree to which people's fetishes go...

*unstraps himself from the badger and lets Mussollinni go back to his clone tank*

EDIT: Whilst it wasnt mentioned in this report, in the Metro edition where I first saw this, it claims that the man who was eaten had a fetish desire to be eaten.

Dorsk 81 wrote:Oh, the puns they hurt Frank! It was on the BBC news this morning I think and they videoed it and.....they're gunna have to get a jury with a strong stomach cos apparently they're guna have to watch it.

Sorry pal, but there are no juries in the German legal system. It's just a judge (or as in this case, a panel of judges) deciding it. SOmetimes you have "jurors" assisting the judges in their decision.

zombie84 wrote:It was Lt. Hitman wasnt it?!

Unlikely. As far as I know LT-Hitman lives in the US. However there is no telling whether he might get any ideas from this news story.

evilcat4000 wrote: As far as I know LT-Hitman lives in the US.

He lives in the same country as me?????

:::::: Starts packing and buys plane ticket:::::::

Dahak wrote:

Dorsk 81 wrote:Oh, the puns they hurt Frank! It was on the BBC news this morning I think and they videoed it and.....they're gunna have to get a jury with a strong stomach cos apparently they're guna have to watch it.

Sorry pal, but there are no juries in the German legal system. It's just a judge (or as in this case, a panel of judges) deciding it. SOmetimes you have "jurors" assisting the judges in their decision.

Opps, sorry, don't really know anything about the German legal system.

Zombie- The third post in was me asking where Hitman lived!

evilcat4000 wrote:
Unlikely. As far as I know LT-Hitman lives in the US. However there is no telling whether he might get any ideas from this news story.

Hitman lives in Canada.

zombie84 wrote:It was Lt. Hitman wasnt it?!

Come to think of it, he hasn't posted in a while, has he?

*ominous music ensues* bum bum buuuummm...

Well, there's one way to commit suicide. I'm glad that my life isn't so bad that I actually respond to want-ads for people to be slaughtered.

Dahak wrote:The problem really is how to charge the man.
I doubt that the prosecution will get through with the "murder on demand". So it's interesting what the judges finally decide.

I dont think they will iether. And I tend to agree wth the defence in this case... We shall see.