Hey kids, guess what day it is?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-12-06 01:33am

It's NOXIOUS CHEMICAL DAY! Yay! Today, we're going to fill up five big barrels with liquids that can burn right through your clothes! Wow! And they smell bad too, don't they? Hooo-weee! But don't worry, kids! We've got some more chemicals to dump in there! Let's have our good buddy Kuja do it for us! Look at that! The yellow turned dark blue! Isn't that neat? See kids, the chemical we dumped in there gets rid of all that nasty acid so that it doesn't eat through Kuja's gloves! Too bad it makes the water smell even worse! Oh, look at that! Poor Kuja got a lungful and he's nearly doubled over coughing! Didn't someone warn him that you need to have a breath mask when you're doing this job? No? Well, kids, that just goes to show you: SAFETY FIRST!

Oh, look now! Those big barrels are ready to be dumped down the drain to the treatment plant so that all those nasty chemicals can be filtered out! Since Kuja's out good buddy, he'll do it for us! Uh-oh...I guess nobody warned Kuja about how that barrel wasn't balanced properly! Poor Kuja, now he's got sodium metabisulfate all over his clothes! Can you say metabisulfate, kids? Do you know why it's called that? No? Well, it's got sulfur in it! That's right! Oh, and look at poor Kuja now, all the cuts and scrapes on his hands that come from a hard day's work have sulfuric and acidic chemicals in them! That must sting pretty bad, huh kids? Kuja must think so too-he's using a lot of naughty language and his hands are shaking so badly! He's probably going to need medical attention before he gets chemical burns!

Don't worry kids, there's plenty of help available! See, here come Kuja's friends now, and one of them has the treatment kit! See, all they have to do is rub Kuja's cuts with the gel and he'll be just fine! Oh, but it doesn't look like Kuja's enjoying it...why else would he need a coworker to hold each hand down while the supervisor slathers the gel on his cuts and puts those neat little bandages on them!

Well, Kuja's had quite a day, huh kids? Oh, don't worry about him, I'm sure he'll get his voice back tomorrow. But that's what happens when you do a lot of screaming kids, so be careful, all right? Well, that's all the time we have here on Noxious Chemical day, kids! Wave bye-bye!

David · Post by **David** » 2003-12-06 01:38am

take your medicine please

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Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-06 01:38am

Looks like that damn job of yours is going to turn you into The Joker after all. Next time I tell you I have a psychic vision, LISTEN TO ME!

In all seriousness, though, dude, FIND ANOTHER FUCKING JOB. Please.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-06 01:40am

David wrote:take your medicine please .

David, that really is his job. And I'm sure all that shit really did just happen. And I'm sure that he decided to tell us like this to refrain from making the post six times longer with all the swearing and shit he would've done if he hadn't gone into the little kid story-mode schtick.

David · Post by **David** » 2003-12-06 01:41am

oh and find another J-O-B.

Isn't it funny how i say that like its easy

David · Post by **David** » 2003-12-06 01:42am

Zaia wrote:
David wrote:take your medicine please .
David, that really is his job. And I'm sure all that shit really did just happen. And I'm sure that he decided to tell us like this to refrain from making the post six times longer with all the swearing and shit he would've done if he hadn't gone into the little kid story-mode schtick.

sorry didn't mean to make fun.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-06 01:48am

Actually, today is Saint Nicholas Day, which the night before you set out your shoes in front of the fireplace and Saint Nicholas visits, and later this morning you check to see if he left a gift with your shoes.

Mainly a European holiday, but we've been doing it for years.

So happy Saint Nicholas Day, everyone!!

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-12-06 01:48am

David wrote:take your medicine please .

It really happened David, I swear.

In all seriousness, though, dude, FIND ANOTHER FUCKING JOB. Please.

There is no other place in WNY that'll give me the solid hours and pay that my current place of employment does. For better or worse, I'm staying where I am.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-12-06 01:53am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Actually, today is Saint Nicholas Day, which the night before you set out your shoes in front of the fireplace and Saint Nicholas visits, and later this morning you check to see if he left a gift with your shoes.

Mainly a European holiday, but we've been doing it for years.

So happy Saint Nicholas Day, everyone!!

Ah yes, St. Nicholas Day, which all the Greek Orthodox, ahem, 'religiously' celebrate

David · Post by **David** » 2003-12-06 02:02am

Kuja wrote:
It really happened David, I swear.

You're an attention whore and you know it!

Actually I'm just joking, i seriously hope you feel better.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-06 02:05am

Kuja wrote:
Z wrote:In all seriousness, though, dude, FIND ANOTHER FUCKING JOB. Please.
There is no other place in WNY that'll give me the solid hours and pay that my current place of employment does. For better or worse, I'm staying where I am.

David · Post by **David** » 2003-12-06 02:07am

BTW, I assume you bandaged it immediately. It's really more of a base, but it can be corrosive if it's exposed to air.

Edit: also it can cause allergic reactions if you are exposed to it for to long.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-12-06 02:27am

Damn, that really sucks. Hope ya get to feeling better bro.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-12-06 02:35am

David wrote:BTW, I assume you bandaged it immediately. It's really more of a base, but it can be corrosive if it's exposed to air.

Edit: also it can cause allergic reactions if you are exposed to it for to long.

Yeah, I got it wrapped up PDQ. The pain is almost completely gone already, so I think I'm in good shape.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-12-06 03:16am

Glad you're OK, Kuja.

Can't believe you're actually trying to type tho

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-06 03:40am

Zaia wrote:
Kuja wrote:There is no other place in WNY that'll give me the solid hours and pay that my current place of employment does. For better or worse, I'm staying where I am.

^ seconded. It may be worth the money and hours, but is it worth your well-being?

~ver

PainRack · Post by **PainRack** » 2003-12-06 04:26am

Dalton wrote:Glad you're OK, Kuja.

Can't believe you're actually trying to type tho

Yeah, shouldn't you be in some hospital somewhere? Resting, not getting aggravated..... Obviously, you're disregarding the doctor advice

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-12-06 04:28am

Dalton wrote:Glad you're OK, Kuja.

Can't believe you're actually trying to type tho

If he couldn't type he would really be in trouble. It'll be a dark day on the sun when an SD.Netter is unable to complain about their lives on this board.

On a more sober..er..somber note, that's a sucky day. I hope you don't get too many more of those. Good Luck, take your mind of your wounds, get something fun to do, think Ivy.