Hey kids, guess what day it is?
Posted: 2003-12-06 01:33am
It's NOXIOUS CHEMICAL DAY! Yay! Today, we're going to fill up five big barrels with liquids that can burn right through your clothes! Wow! And they smell bad too, don't they? Hooo-weee! But don't worry, kids! We've got some more chemicals to dump in there! Let's have our good buddy Kuja do it for us! Look at that! The yellow turned dark blue! Isn't that neat? See kids, the chemical we dumped in there gets rid of all that nasty acid so that it doesn't eat through Kuja's gloves! Too bad it makes the water smell even worse! Oh, look at that! Poor Kuja got a lungful and he's nearly doubled over coughing! Didn't someone warn him that you need to have a breath mask when you're doing this job? No? Well, kids, that just goes to show you: SAFETY FIRST!
Oh, look now! Those big barrels are ready to be dumped down the drain to the treatment plant so that all those nasty chemicals can be filtered out! Since Kuja's out good buddy, he'll do it for us! Uh-oh...I guess nobody warned Kuja about how that barrel wasn't balanced properly! Poor Kuja, now he's got sodium metabisulfate all over his clothes! Can you say metabisulfate, kids? Do you know why it's called that? No? Well, it's got sulfur in it! That's right! Oh, and look at poor Kuja now, all the cuts and scrapes on his hands that come from a hard day's work have sulfuric and acidic chemicals in them! That must sting pretty bad, huh kids? Kuja must think so too-he's using a lot of naughty language and his hands are shaking so badly! He's probably going to need medical attention before he gets chemical burns!
Don't worry kids, there's plenty of help available! See, here come Kuja's friends now, and one of them has the treatment kit! See, all they have to do is rub Kuja's cuts with the gel and he'll be just fine! Oh, but it doesn't look like Kuja's enjoying it...why else would he need a coworker to hold each hand down while the supervisor slathers the gel on his cuts and puts those neat little bandages on them!
Well, Kuja's had quite a day, huh kids? Oh, don't worry about him, I'm sure he'll get his voice back tomorrow. But that's what happens when you do a lot of screaming kids, so be careful, all right? Well, that's all the time we have here on Noxious Chemical day, kids! Wave bye-bye!
Oh, look now! Those big barrels are ready to be dumped down the drain to the treatment plant so that all those nasty chemicals can be filtered out! Since Kuja's out good buddy, he'll do it for us! Uh-oh...I guess nobody warned Kuja about how that barrel wasn't balanced properly! Poor Kuja, now he's got sodium metabisulfate all over his clothes! Can you say metabisulfate, kids? Do you know why it's called that? No? Well, it's got sulfur in it! That's right! Oh, and look at poor Kuja now, all the cuts and scrapes on his hands that come from a hard day's work have sulfuric and acidic chemicals in them! That must sting pretty bad, huh kids? Kuja must think so too-he's using a lot of naughty language and his hands are shaking so badly! He's probably going to need medical attention before he gets chemical burns!
Don't worry kids, there's plenty of help available! See, here come Kuja's friends now, and one of them has the treatment kit! See, all they have to do is rub Kuja's cuts with the gel and he'll be just fine! Oh, but it doesn't look like Kuja's enjoying it...why else would he need a coworker to hold each hand down while the supervisor slathers the gel on his cuts and puts those neat little bandages on them!
Well, Kuja's had quite a day, huh kids? Oh, don't worry about him, I'm sure he'll get his voice back tomorrow. But that's what happens when you do a lot of screaming kids, so be careful, all right? Well, that's all the time we have here on Noxious Chemical day, kids! Wave bye-bye!
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