Need gift advice for a Woman

Super-Gagme · Post by **Super-Gagme** » 2003-12-07 12:05am

Okay, basicly I am completely in love with this woman and as far as I can tell she is with me. Thing of it is she is in US whilst I am in UK (changing this summer) but anyways, I need to get her something really nice for Christmas but I have no idea! What do you buy for an 18 year old girl to show affection? Guess I just suck but the only things coming to mind are necklaces and I'm worried I'll get one she dislikes

So anyone willing to spill me some advice?

PS I've known her for nearly 5 years.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-12-07 12:09am

Super-Gagme wrote:Okay, basicly I am completely in love with this woman and as far as I can tell she is with me. Thing of it is she is in US whilst I am in UK (changing this summer) but anyways, I need to get her something really nice for Christmas but I have no idea! What do you buy for an 18 year old girl to show affection? Guess I just suck but the only things coming to mind are necklaces and I'm worried I'll get one she dislikes So anyone willing to spill me some advice?

PS I've known her for nearly 5 years.

Perfume, lotions, gift certificates to Victoria's Secret with notes attached saying "I thought you'd look good in these, but better out of them." (kidding about the last part)

Oh, and flowers are always nice, jewelry works good, too.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-12-07 12:11am

Stay off the perfume IMO unless you know what she likes and you know it well, otherwise you could get something which she really doesnt like, you could always go down the emotional line with presents, get something personal or hand made or something that shows that you put time and effort into hunting it down or making it or whatever, at least that way, she can't fault the feeling behind it.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-12-07 12:12am

computers and beer

Oh wait that's if your a girl and giving to a guy you like or gay and giving to another guy. Nvr mind.

Seriously though, how bout giving her a nice vibrator.

Super-Gagme · Post by **Super-Gagme** » 2003-12-07 12:13am

darthdavid wrote: Seriously though, how bout giving her a nice vibrator.

Birthday gift :p

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-12-07 12:15am

Fly across the pond, show up at her door unannounced on Christmas day, and give her a hug.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-07 12:36am

With chocolates in hand.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-12-07 12:52am

Super-Gagme wrote:PS I've known her for nearly 5 years.

Well, since you've known her that long, you should have picked up on some of the stuff she likes. Her favorite colors, etc. Basically find something that you know she'll like, but at the same time something that only you would think of getting her.

I know it's rather vague, but it generally works.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-12-07 01:25am

Wicked Pilot wrote:Fly across the pond, show up at her door unannounced on Christmas day, and give her a hug.

Sounds good to me. At $900 to $1000 buck a ticket from London to New York (took a general look at airfare's) its a hell-o-va good Christmas preseant.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-12-07 01:26am

Super-Gagme wrote:Okay, basicly I am completely in love with this woman and as far as I can tell she is with me. Thing of it is she is in US whilst I am in UK (changing this summer) but anyways, I need to get her something really nice for Christmas but I have no idea! What do you buy for an 18 year old girl to show affection? Guess I just suck but the only things coming to mind are necklaces and I'm worried I'll get one she dislikes So anyone willing to spill me some advice?

PS I've known her for nearly 5 years.

you can't go wrong with smelly soaps and lotions. chicks love them. About $50 will get you a good sized sample pack.

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2003-12-07 01:53am

Can't go wrong with Domo-kun...

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-12-07 02:21am

Advice from my female friend is "Anything cuddly."

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-12-07 02:24am

Exonerate wrote:Advice from my female friend is "Anything cuddly."

Advice from my wife is 'how much you got to spend and whats your relationship like'. If you got the answer's to both questions you should know what she would like.

But she's a chick too so she doesn't understand the male capacity to misunderstand women.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-12-07 02:39am

Exonerate wrote:Advice from my female friend is "Anything cuddly."

Always a good idea really. You can get something suitable to her personality and personal with out having to go nuts.

Plus having something cute and cuddly that reminds her of you is never a bad thing.

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2003-12-07 02:53am

Exonerate wrote:Advice from my female friend is "Anything cuddly."

And I repeat, Domo-kun!

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-12-07 04:04am

Or a plush doll of GIR in his puppy suit. Always a winner.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-12-07 04:59am

Hardcore pornography.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-12-07 05:00am

I agree with Wong. Stop beating around the bush. Anal beads and 12 inch dildos may aslo be acceptable.

David · Post by **David** » 2003-12-07 05:09am

Superman wrote:I agree with Wong. Stop beating around the bush. Anal beads and 12 inch dildos may aslo be acceptable.

You forgot lube

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-12-07 06:24am

IMO, whatever you get should be accompanied by a good book. I give books and they always get a warm reception.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-12-07 09:35am

flowers, perfumes and chocolates are pure bullshit which prove nothing but your lack of creativity.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-12-07 09:42am

Women can be divided cleanly into two:

Women who love Tigger
Women who love Eeyore.

If you're really in love with her, you'll know which one she is. Buy her a giant fluffy version, or an electronic one. (Like a bouncing Tigger)

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-12-07 12:22pm

Knife wrote:Sounds good to me. At $900 to $1000 buck a ticket from London to New York (took a general look at airfare's) its a hell-o-va good Christmas preseant.

Who ever said pussy was cheap?

*No I don't really mean this, I'm just trying to say something controversial

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-12-07 02:29pm

InnerBrat wrote:Women can be divided cleanly into two:

Women who love Tigger
Women who love Eeyore.

If you're really in love with her, you'll know which one she is. Buy her a giant fluffy version, or an electronic one. (Like a bouncing Tigger)

Bizarre, yet true, I wonder what the analysis is on that. And which one are you, IB? Eeyore seems to be the standard with mates at home, perhaps under that manic depressive front, our donkey friend is hiding a large secret. Hell, he is a donkey.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-12-07 02:39pm

Oh I'm a Tigger girl, all the way. Eeyore wasn't MD, just a whiner.

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