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Blue Angels

Posted: 2003-12-08 07:38pm
by Bob McDob
A thoughtful vicar in the German town of Lampoldshausen ordered 300 copies of a film portraying the life of Christ as told by the gospel according to Luke. A nice seasonal gift for the parishoners, he reasoned. Alas, there was a mistake at the video copying plant in Munich, which resulted in some of the flock receiving a very different kind of film. "It was a real porn film," the bemused vicar said. "We immediately got a reaction from five to seven people saying we must have sent them the wrong film." Undaunted, the good vicar will press ahead with the life-of-Christ video campaign. With a renewed sense of anticipation, who wouldn't?
http://www.wired.com/

Posted: 2003-12-08 08:46pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Hah, heard this before but it's damn funny. I like how the guy says it's successful.

Posted: 2003-12-08 08:48pm
by Nathan F
Why the heck is this titled 'Blue Angels'? :?

Posted: 2003-12-08 08:56pm
by Hotfoot
Blue is, for some reason, associated with porn, much like Red Lights are associated with hookers.

Posted: 2003-12-08 08:57pm
by Nathan F
I was thinking of the Navy aerial demo team...

Posted: 2003-12-08 09:03pm
by Montcalm
Nathan F wrote:I was thinking of the Navy aerial demo team...
I thought the same thing,i guess i don`t have a dirty mind. :?

Posted: 2003-12-08 09:08pm
by Hotfoot
Nathan F wrote:I was thinking of the Navy aerial demo team...
That was my first impression as well, but the title still fits, though it is somewhat obscure. Less obscure titles would include:

Heavenly Hardcore
Jesus Christ: Gigilo
Garden of Eatin'
David and Goliath do Bathsheba: DP!
All Cocks go to Heaven
Mary, Mary

Posted: 2003-12-09 12:17pm
by RogueIce
Hotfoot wrote:Garden of Eatin'
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I gave this one five laugh smilies. It just bust my gut!

Posted: 2003-12-09 12:19pm
by Keevan_Colton
I thought for a sec this was about scottish bikers....ah well....clearly it aint.

Posted: 2003-12-09 12:50pm
by Uraniun235
Wait, only seven people out of 300 responded with "this must be the wrong film"? :lol:

Posted: 2003-12-09 02:04pm
by Nathan F
Uraniun235 wrote:Wait, only seven people out of 300 responded with "this must be the wrong film"? :lol:
Not all the films were the wrong ones. It was a mixup and only a few were of the wrong taping.

Posted: 2003-12-09 03:38pm
by Death from the Sea
Nathan F wrote:I was thinking of the Navy aerial demo team...
same here, and that reminds me of the Thunderbirds the Air Force team.

Posted: 2003-12-09 03:55pm
by LadyTevar
Nathan F wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:Wait, only seven people out of 300 responded with "this must be the wrong film"? :lol:
Not all the films were the wrong ones. It was a mixup and only a few were of the wrong taping.
No, m'dears.. the joke is that not all of the 'good Christians' complained. ;)

Posted: 2003-12-09 10:19pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Did they consider it "The best life-of-Christ video ever"?

Posted: 2003-12-09 10:20pm
by Nathan F
LadyTevar wrote:
Nathan F wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:Wait, only seven people out of 300 responded with "this must be the wrong film"? :lol:
Not all the films were the wrong ones. It was a mixup and only a few were of the wrong taping.
No, m'dears.. the joke is that not all of the 'good Christians' complained. ;)
The way I read it, only a few of the vids are the wrong ones...

Posted: 2003-12-09 11:39pm
by The Cleric
Since I can bike to the Naval Academy if I wanted too, the planes came to my mind first. And I've never heard the other reference before either.

Posted: 2003-12-10 12:53am
by Sebastin
Nathan F wrote:The way I read it, only a few of the vids are the wrong ones...
From what i read in the german news almost all videos were the wrong ones. Just a few customers wanted to watch them immediatly however, most let them lie around. It was just a few hours until they noted the mistake afterall.

BTW, the vikar is apparantly quite pleased with what happened. He pointed out that the 200 people who ordered the pornos most likely got the christian video instead.