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Joke about the Buffalo Bills
Posted: 2003-12-09 07:26pm
by Captain Cyran
Yes, I know there are dozens of them out there, but I just got this one in an e-mail.
Orchard Park,N.Y.
The Buffalo Bills football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Gregg Williams immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
Posted: 2003-12-09 07:49pm
by Patrick Degan
My impression was that the Bills are a standing joke all on their own.
Posted: 2003-12-10 02:23am
by Kuja
You know, I remember years when the Bills utterly refused to lose at home. I remember the playoff game where we stomped the Raiders 57-3. I remember with crystal clarity the 'Miracle at Rich' game. I remember that when the Bills lost, it was because they just couldn't find the right trick to win.
Now they lose to a third-year expansion team at home. *sigh* The bills are such a shell of their former self.
Posted: 2003-12-10 07:24am
by Col. Crackpot
Scott Norwood
Posted: 2003-12-10 02:12pm
by Howedar
Damned funny joke.
Posted: 2003-12-10 02:34pm
by General Zod
i remember reading one similar to that awhile back. except it involved people that worked in a bakery finding an unidentified powdery substance all over their table. they panicked, assumed it was some biological weapon and called someone to check it out. as it turns out it was simple powdered sugar.
Posted: 2003-12-10 02:52pm
by RedImperator
Kuja wrote:You know, I remember years when the Bills utterly refused to lose at home. I remember the playoff game where we stomped the Raiders 57-3. I remember with crystal clarity the 'Miracle at Rich' game. I remember that when the Bills lost, it was because they just couldn't find the right trick to win.
Yeah, tricks like hitting a 47 yard field goal.
Posted: 2003-12-10 03:01pm
by Col. Crackpot
RedImperator wrote:Kuja wrote:You know, I remember years when the Bills utterly refused to lose at home. I remember the playoff game where we stomped the Raiders 57-3. I remember with crystal clarity the 'Miracle at Rich' game. I remember that when the Bills lost, it was because they just couldn't find the right trick to win.
Yeah, tricks like hitting a 47 yard field goal.
again i say the two words that strike despair into the hearts of any bills fan, and can make any other footbal fan chuckle. Those words? Scott Norwood!
Posted: 2003-12-10 06:22pm
by The Cleric
I was thinking "Dallas Cowboys."
Posted: 2003-12-11 02:23am
by Kuja
Norwood this, Cowboy that, I'll make em all pay! 
Posted: 2003-12-11 02:42am
by Worlds Spanner
Darth_Zod wrote:i remember reading one similar to that awhile back. except it involved people that worked in a bakery finding an unidentified powdery substance all over their table. they panicked, assumed it was some biological weapon and called someone to check it out. as it turns out it was simple powdered sugar.
Right, except that that doesn't make fun of the Bills.
Posted: 2003-12-11 03:06am
by RedImperator
Worlds Spanner wrote:Darth_Zod wrote:i remember reading one similar to that awhile back. except it involved people that worked in a bakery finding an unidentified powdery substance all over their table. they panicked, assumed it was some biological weapon and called someone to check it out. as it turns out it was simple powdered sugar.
Right, except that that doesn't make fun of the Bills.
As far as I can tell, it's not even a joke.