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My room doesn't smell anymore but I'm a tad bit worse now, it seems.


Anyway, my eyes are kinda bloodshot and a lot of this yellowish, gooey substance in accumulating on them. What's this condition?

Pink eye? Sleep deprivation?

It's cancer.

Go see either a Doctor or an Exorcist, preferably both.


Sounds like pinkeye, to me...

Bacterial conjunctivitis?

So maybe it be pinkeye, eh?


WAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAA


*fires red eyebeams, strafing them back and forth before a group of Catholic priests come over and throw Holy Water on me*


I go home tomorrow. Thank goodness I only have to wait one night and half a day.

Oh good. For a second I thought you were going to ask us what pink-eye was...

I thought Pink Eye was IP banned...

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I thought Pink Eye was IP banned...

Last I heard he got into a car wreck cuz he was talking on his cell phone while driving the new Supah Delux Fuckyuoenviros Dodge SUV with 90 ft girth

Made a 2 degree turn and it flipped sideways, causing Pink Eye to suffer a broken dick

When shaking junior don`t look down.

Genital warts of the mouth. And syphilis.

sounds like you took a gonnoreah tainted money shot to the eye.

You guys are disgusting.

Shin: off to the doctor with you.

Sucks for you Shinova, likely I've got some spare body bags.

Shinova wrote:My room doesn't smell anymore but I'm a tad bit worse now, it seems.


Anyway, my eyes are kinda bloodshot and a lot of this yellowish, gooey substance in accumulating on them. What's this condition?

Dried face shots?

Either Pinkeye or Bubonic Plague...

You probably have an infection which has moved into your eye, while it could clear up by itself (might take several days), personally I'd see a doctor since I wouldn't take chances with my eyes.

Pinkeye

Shinova wrote: Anyway, my eyes are kinda bloodshot

you´re most likely stoned.

Zoink wrote:Either Pinkeye or Bubonic Plague...

You probably have an infection which has moved into your eye, while it could clear up by itself (might take several days), personally I'd see a doctor since I wouldn't take chances with my eyes.

Pinkeye

How interesting.. I do have a case of photophobia.. Who'da thunkit?

~ver

Hey, could be onchocerciasis...

That's exactly what I look like after I've drank too much and did not get enough sleep.

Or, if I sleep over someone's house who has a cat.

If you feel a little sick too, you probably have a slight sinus infection and you're eyes are blood shot because you are dehydrated.

verilon wrote: How interesting.. I do have a case of photophobia.. Who'da thunkit?
~ver

Clearly you are a vampire and must be destroyed. Unless you are a "vampire with a soul", in which case its OK.

Zoink wrote:

verilon wrote: How interesting.. I do have a case of photophobia.. Who'da thunkit?
~ver

Clearly you are a vampire and must be destroyed. Unless you are a "vampire with a soul", in which case its OK.

He`s the only vampire who gives Verilonitis to his victim.

Zoink wrote:

verilon wrote: How interesting.. I do have a case of photophobia.. Who'da thunkit?
~ver

Clearly you are a vampire and must be destroyed. Unless you are a "vampire with a soul", in which case its OK.

So I've been told.

But seriously.. I have sensitivity to natural light (and fluorescent/neon green, yellow, pink, and orange are intolerable - insta-migraine).

~ver

Montcalm wrote:

Zoink wrote:Clearly you are a vampire and must be destroyed. Unless you are a "vampire with a soul", in which case its OK.

He`s the only vampire who gives Verilonitis to his victim.

Clearly.

~ver

It's God's wrath on your for touching yourself at night!