StarDestroyer.Net BBS

Try this game, and see how far you can get:

http://www.funflashs.de/details.php?image_id=93

Once I hit 10,000 points, and I've got her top off, I start losing. Can't seem to get past that point yet.

Argh...DAMMIT, I want to see the brunette naked!

Not too bad...got to 10,000...but the speed does get nuts. A few more time, but amusing nonetheless.

What app do you need to open it?

Use a browser, IE or Mozilla should work fine. It needs the Macromedia Flash player (which is typically a plugin).

I think I'll go to Windows to do this, since Flash Player 6 for Linux is a bit slow. Only can get to 4500...

At any rate, it's far more fun to strip the real thing

13600 is my top

15200 on the brunette. She goes topless at 10k, and then nothing. I'm going for the blonde now.

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:15200 on the brunette. She goes topless at 10k, and then nothing. I'm going for the blonde now.

The next stage is probably 20 000.

blondie looks good topless lets see the rest.

YT300000 wrote:

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:15200 on the brunette. She goes topless at 10k, and then nothing. I'm going for the blonde now.

The next stage is probably 20 000.

Na it's always 2000 between each stage. I think they cheated on us, there isn't another stage after the 10.000 topless stage

I got over 10k with blondie, and 9800 before the game got all slutty and dropped bottles on opposite sides.

Man, this shit is frustrating. It really licks ass when you have 3 lives, and you fucking lose when three bottles hit the bottem at once. FAIR!

"I only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off."

A fun game, for a while.
The first couple of levels are the hardest... it took me a while to beat them.
I have a very short attention span, and the sloooow speed at which the bottles fall annoy me. Then the fast falling bottles can keep me occupied until about 15,000 or so, when I get bored with catching beer.

One thing's for certain, I'm gonna have higher blood pressure after this one.

fuck it again. what the hell is thier deal!!!! like six will come down all over the screen early on. !!!

If you are too lazy/distracted/crappy-moused/uncoordinated/drunk to do it yourself, here you go. (fix-it required)

h-tp://cortana-raven.freeservers.com/pilsner-urquel.html

Each x2000 stage without you having to catch beers.

Best I've done so far is 16,800. Pity there's no way to get her undressed the rest of the way.

Made them all three topless without any problem.

Raven wrote:If you are too lazy/distracted/crappy-moused/uncoordinated/drunk to do it yourself, here you go. (fix-it required)

h-tp://cortana-raven.freeservers.com/pilsner-urquel.html

Each x2000 stage without you having to catch beers.

Okay, I have to ask why you chose to break that link.

Things I learned from this game:


Gravity either increases:

1. the more drunk you get.
2. the less clothes the nearest attractive woman is wearing.

XaLEv wrote:

Raven wrote:If you are too lazy/distracted/crappy-moused/uncoordinated/drunk to do it yourself, here you go. (fix-it required)

h-tp://cortana-raven.freeservers.com/pilsner-urquel.html

Each x2000 stage without you having to catch beers.

Okay, I have to ask why you chose to break that link.

Force of habit.

All the other boards I go to don't approve of me posting such horrible things as (gasp!) topless women.

For a second there I forgot where I was: The land of Stale Bread, Hungry Cats, Inflatable Tulips, and Mary Poppins.

Raven wrote:For a second there I forgot where I was: The land of Stale Bread, Hungry Cats, Inflatable Tulips, and Mary Poppins.

And a thread about Harry Potter turning into one about a hypothetical Willow Rosenberg/Asenath Waite slashfic.

Ah, if only real life was that easy.

neoolong wrote:Ah, if only real life was that easy.

Speak for yourself. It a hot woman said, "I'll strip for you - one article of clothing for each twenty bottles of beer you can flawlessly catch in a 24X cardboard box", and guys started chucking bottles from the rafters, I'd be seeing none of that lady's charms, I'll tell you.

If they're falling that slow, and you can move that fast, it's easy as hell.