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Welcome to my party...the beer crates are in the corner...If everyone could don the Lion King party hats as they arrive I would be grateful...

we will have some party games later...find the n00b...twister etc...

Be careful if you get drunk...I've seen what most of you are like and I have no desire to snog any uglies ok! 8)
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Beaker wrote:Be careful if you get drunk...I've seen what most of you are like and I have no desire to snog any uglies ok! 8)
Bitch... *runs sobbing from the thread*... and you might want to save your partying till post 2500 or so. That's what I'm going for...
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takes a bite out of a party sandwich. mmmmmm, thats good spam!

oh, and this is not yhe best way to endear yourself to the members of the board, by the way.
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*Looks at post count and joined date.*

*Looks at Beaker.* *Smug grin.*

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"Beaker the Spammer" :wink:
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I have a post count double the total of the collective post counts of everyone in this thread save myself. Spam.. blah blah blah..

Uhm... no post count celebratory posts, mmk?

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In before teh lock!!1
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verilon wrote:I have a post count double the total of the collective post counts of everyone in this thread save myself. Spam.. blah blah blah..

Uhm... no post count celebratory posts, mmk?

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oh, i thought that was a numerical representation of your avatar's schlong :wink:
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You actually call it a schlong? :?
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:You actually call it a schlong? :?
no, i just thought it fitting in light of ver's recent critiqe on stupid names for your cock. :D
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I just call it a penis or dick, personally...
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*brings a rope to the party*
Here, why don't we play "hang Beaker from the nearest tree"? :P
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Gambler wrote:*brings a rope to the party*
Here, why don't we play "hang Beaker from the nearest tree"? :P
No lynching..

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Not lynching, just hanging, like by his ankles. ;P
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Not lynching, just hanging, like by his ankles. ;P
Oh, no one ever specified what KIND of hanging.. ;P

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Beaker's neck isn't the right type for hanging, anyway.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Beaker's neck isn't the right type for hanging, anyway.
Wait... Beaker has a neck? o.O!!!

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His whole head is practically just a neck! :)
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just hang him by his ball sack and be done with it.
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Hmn, a way to increase my latent postcount


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Beaker can get away with it because he has an avatar of the world's second coolest Muppet Show Muppet.

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Another spam thread bites the dust!
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