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VITAL STATISTICS II...If you were a...

Posted: 2003-12-13 01:36pm
by Beaker
If you were any of these things what would you be and why?

A cartoon character?

A TV Dinner?

An Animal?

A Planet?

A soup flavour?

A disease?

An emotion?

A type of metal?

A car?

A toy?

A season of the year?

A vegetable?

A book genre?

A TV Show?

A song?

An emoticon?

Another nation on SD.net?

A part of the body?

An Item of clothing?

A superhero?


Thank you for taking the time to answer this questionaire :D

Re: VITAL STATISTICS II...If you were a...

Posted: 2003-12-13 03:25pm
by InnerBrat
A cartoon character?Jessie (TS2)
A TV Dinner? Veggie Lasagna
An Animal?A dog
A Planet?Persephone (the "tenth planet")
A soup flavour? Creamy Tomato
A disease?The common cold
An emotion?Indecisive
A type of metal?White gold
A car?New Mini
A toy?Paleontologist Barbie
A season of the year? Autumn
A vegetable?Chilli
A book genre?Satire
A TV Show?Buffy
A song?Tattooed Dancer - Ozzy
An emoticon?:banghead:
Another nation on SD.net?Canada
A part of the body?leg
An Item of clothing?Corset
A superhero?Catwoman

Posted: 2003-12-13 03:39pm
by Howedar
A cartoon character?_____________Bender
A TV Dinner?___________________Chicken
An Animal?_____________________Housecat
A Planet?_______________________Uranus! Haha!
A soup flavour?_________________Tomato
A disease?______________________Influenza
An emotion?____________________Amusement
A type of metal?________________Good cold American STEEL
A car?__________________________Camaro: good performance, but not stupidly ostentatious.
A toy?__________________________Lego
A season of the year?___________Fall
A vegetable?____________________Cucumber
A book genre?__________________Scifi
A TV Show?_____________________Stargate
A song?________________________The happy birthday song
An emoticon?___________________:o
Another nation on SD.net?_______HAB-land
A part of the body?______________The elbow
An Item of clothing?_____________Can I be the undergarments of an attractive woman? If not, running shoes.
A superhero?____________________Batman has some bitchin' toys.

Posted: 2003-12-13 03:40pm
by haas mark
A cartoon character? Catbert
A TV Dinner? Salisbury steak
An Animal? Dragon
A Planet? Pluto
A soup flavour? Chicken noodle
A disease? Ebola
An emotion? Depression (Don't act like you didn't see that one coming)
A type of metal? Silver
A car? Honda Civic
A toy? I shouldn't answer that with the first thing that came to mind... Do handcuffs count?
A season of the year? Autumn
A vegetable? Carrot
A book genre? Fantasy
A TV Show? The Real World
A song? Savage Garden | Crash and Burn or Zeromancer | Fractured
An emoticon? -_-"
Another nation on SD.net? Russia
A part of the body? Abdomen
An Item of clothing? Long-sleeved t-shirt
A superhero? Green Lantern (don't ask)

~ver

Re: VITAL STATISTICS II...If you were a...

Posted: 2003-12-13 03:52pm
by General Zod
A cartoon character? hrrm. . . . .no idea on this one.

A TV Dinner? fettuccini alfredo

An Animal? a cat of some type

A Planet? Mars (god of war, baby!)

A soup flavour? creamy chicken

A disease? anthrax

An emotion? frustration

A type of metal? silver

A car? beat up chevy

A toy? errrm. . . .do sex toys count?

A season of the year? summer

A vegetable? spinich!

A book genre? fantasy

A TV Show? Seinfeld

A song? Flying High: Ozzy Osbourne

An emoticon? :kill:

Another nation on SD.net? England

A part of the body? the thigh

An Item of clothing? the bra

A superhero? batman

Posted: 2003-12-13 03:54pm
by Crazy Goji
A cartoon character- Daffy Duck

A TV Dinner- Lean Cuisine Pizza

An Animal- Platypus

A Planet- Mars

A soup flavour- Chicken

A disease- Tetanus

An emotion- Anger

A type of metal- Titanium

A car- 1965 Shelby Cobra

A toy- Clone Wars Super Possable Clone Trooper

A season of the year- Fall

A vegetable- Corn

A book genre- Science Fiction

A TV Show- Sealab 2021

A song- "Black Dog" - Led Zepplin

An emoticon- Image

Another nation on SD.net- Canada

A part of the body- Head

An Item of clothing- pants

A superhero- I don't know!

Re: VITAL STATISTICS II...If you were a...

Posted: 2003-12-13 04:01pm
by darthdavid
A cartoon character? Duff Man

A TV Dinner? Hungry Man

An Animal? Eagle of some sort

A Planet? Mecury

A soup flavour? Cream of Mushroom

A disease? Huanta Virus

An emotion? Rage

A type of metal? Titanium

A car? That jet car that broke the sound barrier

A toy? PS2

A season of the year? Spring

A vegetable? Potato

A book genre? Sci-Fi

A TV Show? Simpsons

A song? I dunno

An emoticon? Image
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Another nation on SD.net?

A part of the body?Vagina

An Item of clothing? Hat

A superhero? Captin stupid man

Posted: 2003-12-13 04:06pm
by Lord Pounder
A cartoon character? Johnny Bravo because i associate with him

A TV Dinner? Roast Beef Dinner just because

An Animal? Turtle because when hurt i tend to withdraw

A Planet? Uranus becuase it's funny

A soup flavour? Chicken because i too am quite creamy

A disease? The flu, i'm mildy annoying but not life threatening

An emotion? Frustration, don't ask

A type of metal? Silver,

A car? Delorean(sp) like me built in Belfast

A toy? Rabbit vibe becuase then i might get near a pussy

A season of the year? Spring, i'm often over looked dispite my qualities

A vegetable? Cucumber :P

A book genre? Sci-Fi comedy

A TV Show? 24 because i too am not all i appear

A song? Queen - The Show Must Go On, "Inside My Heart Is Breaking, My Makeup May Be Flaking, But My Smile Still Stays On"

An emoticon? :finger:

Another nation on SD.net? Germany, I like Germans

A part of the body? Well i have been called an Ass many times

An Item of clothing? 3 Piece Itallian Suit

A superhero? Banana Man in tribute to Dorsk :D

Thank you for taking the time to answer this questionaire
Your welcome

Re: VITAL STATISTICS II...If you were a...

Posted: 2003-12-13 04:11pm
by Robert Walper
Beaker wrote:If you were any of these things what would you be and why?

A cartoon character? DarkWing Duck's arch nemesis Mega Duck, when he stole all the supervillian's powers. That, or DarkWarrior duck from same cartoon series...DarkWing should've stay that way. :?

A TV Dinner? Fresh. Old TV dinners are terrible.

An Animal? Human.

A Planet? One devoid of life, so I don't have infesting lifeforms shitting all over me.

A soup flavour? Tasty.

A disease? Fatal.

An emotion? Elation.

A type of metal? Titanium.

A car? Cheap, reliable, automatic, and good on gas.

A toy? A Borg cube.

A season of the year? Summer.

A vegetable? Preferably green.

A book genre? Science fiction.

A TV Show? Star Trek.

A song? One that I like.

An emoticon? Terror.

Another nation on SD.net? The winning one.

A part of the body? Brain.

An Item of clothing? Transparent.

A superhero? Superman.

Re: VITAL STATISTICS II...If you were a...

Posted: 2003-12-13 04:27pm
by Andrew J.
A cartoon character?-Bugs Bunny

A TV Dinner?-Frozen Pizza Bagels

An Animal?-Jackson's Chameleon

A Planet?-Pluto

A soup flavour?-Clam

A disease?-Influenza

An emotion?-Confusion

A type of metal?-Sodium

A car?-Dodge Viper

A toy?-A scale model of some sort of military aircraft

A season of the year?-Winter

A vegetable?-Lettuce

A book genre?-Humor

A TV Show?-Futurama

A song?-The Thing That Should Not Be

An emoticon?- :?

Another nation on SD.net?-England

A part of the body?-A tooth

An Item of clothing?-A belt

A superhero?-Spiderman

Re: VITAL STATISTICS II...If you were a...

Posted: 2003-12-13 06:31pm
by Sir Sirius
A cartoon character? Bart Simpson.
A TV Dinner? Spaghetti Bolognese.
An Animal? Homo Sapiens.
A Planet? Pluto.
A soup flavour? French onion soup.
A disease? HIV.
An emotion? Lesbian love.
A type of metal? Magnesium.
A car? Aston Martin DB-5.
A toy? 7-inch Vibrator.
A season of the year? Spring.
A vegetable? Carrot.
A book genre? Erotic.
A TV Show? Playboy TV show
A song? Like A Virgin.
An emoticon? Image
Another nation on SD.net? Shikra.
A part of the body? Tits.
An Item of clothing? Bra or panties.
A superhero? Spiderman.

Re: VITAL STATISTICS II...If you were a...

Posted: 2003-12-13 06:39pm
by Chardok
A cartoon character?

Cat from REtarded animal babies. He's funny as hell. Like me.

A TV Dinner?

Hungryman Salisbury steak. It's big and beefy. As am I.

An Animal?

Ferret. They are cool. I am cool. It's perfect.

A Planet?

Neptune. It's gassy. So am I.

A soup flavour?

Chicken Noodle. Nothing too special. Neither am I.

A disease?

Chlamydia. Very curable. easy to spot. Just like me.

An emotion?

Indifference.

A type of metal?

Thorium. Because Thorium is used in Lantern Mantles. What this has to do with anything I don't know, but Thorium has an isotope with a 14 billion year half life, IIRC. Instant coolness.

A car?

RX7.

A toy?

My Pet Monster.

A season of the year?

Winter. Cold. Like me.

A vegetable?

Artichoke. cause no one else picked it.

A book genre?

Fantasy. Duh.

A TV Show?

That 70's Show.

A song?

Love Shack. C'mere, girl, hop in my chrysler....

An emoticon?

Image

Cause it's Funny So am I.


Another nation on SD.net?

Zimbabwe.

A part of the body?

Finger. Infinitely useful. So am I.

An Item of clothing?

Socks. Practical.

A superhero?

The FUCKING FUCKER!!!


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Thank you for taking the time to answer this questionaire :D
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Re: VITAL STATISTICS II...If you were a...

Posted: 2003-12-13 06:48pm
by Anarchist Bunny
A cartoon character? Goku, I can't watch DBZ anymore, but you got to love a powerwank.

A TV Dinner? Ewwwwww.

An Animal? Eagle of some sort, can't decide.

A Planet? Does Unicron count as a planet?

A soup flavour? I hate soup.

A disease? Ebola, fear me!

An emotion? Are orgasisms emotions?

A type of metal? Platinum, I could start selling my hair and other parts of me that need removing for cash.

A car? KIT

A toy? Lego's, I'd be like Cubix without the lameness, and people wouldn't mind me playing with myself in public.

A season of the year? Winter, govt gonna have to start paying me big not to destroy the agriculture of other countries. I just hope they don't call my bluff.

A vegetable? Cucumber. :D

A book genre? Sci-Fi, considered erotic for a while, but then there is the disturbing thought of guys reading me to jack off.

A TV Show? Simpsons.

A song? Bohemian Rhapsody

An emoticon? :kill:

Another nation on SD.net? WTF?

A part of the body? Dunno

An Item of clothing? Thong

A superhero? Spiderman[/b]

Re: VITAL STATISTICS II...If you were a...

Posted: 2003-12-13 07:08pm
by Alyrium Denryle
A cartoon character?... Brain

A TV Dinner?... Fish

An Animal?... Cobra

A Planet?... Earth

A soup flavour?... Clam chowder

A disease?... Ebola

An emotion? Sadness mixed with joy

A type of metal?... Silver

A car?... VW beetle

A toy?... A rubber chicken

A season of the year?... Spring

A vegetable?... Carrot

A book genre?... Science

A TV Show?... Bullshit

A song?... Fuck the Creationists or Judith

An emoticon? :twisted:

Another nation on SD.net?... Germany or Australia

A part of the body?... Brain

An Item of clothing?... A cloak

A superhero?
.... Eneman(dont ask)

Re: VITAL STATISTICS II...If you were a...

Posted: 2003-12-13 10:04pm
by Rye
A cartoon character?Dogbert

A TV Dinner? -veggie chili non carne

An Animal? a sapient tiger, because tigers are cool.

A Planet? Saturn, jupiter is too scary. saturn seems to know where it's at.

A soup flavour?Chicken, not because i'm a coward, but because i like chicken

A disease? The T virus

An emotion? Pure unadulterated Hate. Because it's just so primal and badass.

A type of metal?Black metal. \m/8)\m/

A car? Mad Max's car

A toy? Dildo.

A season of the year? Summer.

A vegetable? Jalapeno

A book genre?Sci fi/erotica

A TV Show? Red Dwarf

A song? Pissing Razors - You'll Never Know or Fear Factory - Self Bias Resistor

An emoticon? :? because he annoys me so much less than the :roll:

Another nation on SD.net?Canada or US

A part of the body? "You are the hand"

An Item of clothing? longsleeve tshirt

A superhero? Well, he's a villain, but Juggernaut, or Bluntman or Chronic

Re: VITAL STATISTICS II...If you were a...

Posted: 2003-12-14 01:01am
by Stofsk
A cartoon character?
Jubei Kipagawe from Ninja Scroll.

A TV Dinner?
The one with salmanella in it. Haha - serves you right for eating TV dinners. :twisted:

An Animal?
Around summer time I always want to be a fish. Swim around emersed in water all day, when everyone outside is busy slowing dying from the heat.

A Planet?
Jupiter. What other planet can make the claim of comet-catcher and make it look good?

A soup flavour?
There's this Chinese soup which has prawn and mincemeat dumplings in it - I think it's called Quan Ton soup.

A disease?
Depression. :cry:

An emotion?
Uh, depression. :cry:

A type of metal?
Platinum. Or gold. Or silver. Um, undecided?

A car?
Does the batmobile count?

A toy?
A box of lego!

A season of the year?
I can't stand the heat, but all the chicks wear revealing clothing, so I take Summer.

A vegetable?
An onion! I can make you cry! Hahaha! :twisted:

A book genre?
Space Opera!

A TV Show?
FarScape. I wanna have sex with Aeryn or Chiana.

A song?
Pass.

An emoticon?
:angelic:

Another nation on SD.net?
Bonerland? Where all the boneheads come from.

A part of the body?
Tongue. :P

An Item of clothing?
Underwear. Though I don't really wear any.

A superhero?
Spidey! Or Deadpool, though he's really more of a anti-hero.

Posted: 2003-12-14 06:45pm
by Beaker
A cartoon character?

Wil-E-Coyote...although unlike him...I tend to have better luck with attracting birds 8)

A TV Dinner?

Sunday roast...mmm...stuffing

An Animal?
Sloth...because Im a lazy bastard

A Planet?
Saturn...it runs rings around the rest...*guffaw*

A soup flavour?
Minnestrone...best soup there is!!

A disease?

Flu...well I am persistent...and extremely seasonal

An emotion?

Charismatic

A type of metal?

Brass :wink:

A car?

Audi Quattro...Ols Scool...but highly desirable

A toy?

Evil Knievils...stunt bike that you need to wind up...brilliant!

A season of the year?

summer...because Im hot... 8)

A vegetable?

An apple...forbidden fruit :twisted:

A book genre?

fantasy

A TV Show?

The Sopranos...badabing

A song?

Wild Thing...

An emoticon?

Image

Another nation on SD.net?

not sure...I dont know you all well enough yet...

A part of the body?

The finger...handy for expressing lots of things

An Item of clothing?

Sneakers

A superhero?

Superhero - The Tick

Super villian - Doctor Octopus

Re: VITAL STATISTICS II...If you were a...

Posted: 2003-12-14 06:59pm
by weemadando
If you were any of these things what would you be and why?

A cartoon character?
Bender - just because.

A TV Dinner?
I woulnd't be. TV dinners are fucking stupid, horrible and an offense to humanity.

An Animal?
Big cat of some sort, I get to lie around all day doing nothing like a normal cat, but I also get to kill and eat my own food.

A Planet?
Venus - mysterious.

A soup flavour?
Pumpkin.

A disease?
ADHD.

An emotion?
Meh.

A type of metal?
Stainless steel.

A car?
My 1988 Hyundai excel.

A toy?
LEGO.

A season of the year?
Autumn.

A vegetable?
Pumpkin.

A book genre?
History.

A TV Show?
X-Files.

A song?
Fuck the Goddamn World.

An emoticon?
I HATE EMOTICONS!

Another nation on SD.net?
Hmmmm...

A part of the body?
BUT I AM PART OF MY BODY! ARRGH!

An Item of clothing?
Shorts, in freezing weather.

A superhero?
Super-villain actually!

Re: VITAL STATISTICS II...If you were a...

Posted: 2003-12-14 09:24pm
by Gandalf
If you were any of these things what would you be and why?

A cartoon character?
Daffy Duck, he's too cool

A TV Dinner?
Wha?

An Animal?
Puma, sleek and cool

A Planet?
Saturn, funky rings

A soup flavour?
Chicken, always there

A disease?
Aphasia, causin confusion

An emotion?
Spite, because insite I'm very petty

A type of metal?
Adamantium

A car?
Volkswagen Beetle, cool, old school style

A toy?
A slinkee, don't know why

A season of the year?
Winter

A vegetable?
Potato

A book genre?
Sci fi/Humour, good of two genres

A TV Show?
Deep Space Nine

A song?
Blind Guardian- The Eldar

An emoticon?
The one I saw with an afro

Another nation on SD.net?
Eh?

A part of the body?
Sternum

An Item of clothing?
Sandals

A superhero?
Teknoman, he had cool armour.

Thank you for taking the time to answer this questionaire :D

Posted: 2003-12-14 11:40pm
by Gunshy
A cartoon character? Hank Hill

A TV Dinner? Any Hungry Man

An Animal? A Deer

A Planet? Pluto

A soup flavour? Baby seal, and shark fin soup with turtle fetuses.

A disease? No idea

An emotion? Serenity

A type of metal? Steel

A car? F-150

A toy? Again, no idea

A season of the year? Fall

A vegetable? Potato

A book genre? Don't know

I don't care about the rest, except for the last

A superhero? Godman, the superhero with omnipotent powers

Re: VITAL STATISTICS II...If you were a...

Posted: 2003-12-15 12:38am
by Zaia
If you were any of these things what would you be and why?

A cartoon character?
Julia from Cowboy Bebop. I want to be that entire package: attitude, voice, magnetism, beauty, danger.

A TV Dinner?
Bleh. I'd rather be discount Ramen noodles than a damn TV dinner. TV dinners suck.

An Animal?
White tiger. Sleek, graceful, and an endangered species.

A Planet?
If we hold to mythology, Venus, the planet of love. I'm hopeless for/with it.

A soup flavour?
Would it be naughty for me to be a cream soup?

A disease?
A bad cold, so the remedy for me is warm soup *see above* and much cuddling.

An emotion?
This one has my name written all over it: :angelic:

A type of metal?
Platinum. It's expensive, cool and a bit aloof, just like me right now.

A car?
My Toyota Camry Bob. We're both on the verge of breaking down.

A toy?
That old, ugly, worn-to-bits toy you've had since you were little that you only keep around now for sentimental reasons. Not because you actually love it or anything.

A season of the year?
Autumn. Less saturated with mindless fun than the summer.

A vegetable?
Iceburg lettuce. Simple, to the point.

A book genre?
Fantasy. That's where I spend 97% of my hours, both waking and non.

A TV Show?
Any travel TV show, because they're always hopping around the world just like I do in my head.

A song?
Any pissed off, hurt, sad, depressed, frustrated, demeaning, angry song you can find.

An emoticon?
Already asked it.

Another nation on SD.net?
WTF is this looking for? Zaialand? The Republic of Z? No thanks.

A part of the body?
Toenail on the little toe. Nice to have around, but life goes on just fine if not present.

An Item of clothing?
Scarf. A functional ornament.

A superhero?
One of the ones Stephen Lynch sings about. Probably a female version of Justice Boy.

Thank you for taking the time to answer this questionaire :D
Sure. Some of these questions were a bit fucked up.

Posted: 2003-12-15 02:11am
by Kuja
A cartoon character?

Sonic the Hedgehog. (Does anyone else remember that cartoon?)

A TV Dinner?

Ummmm...does frozen pizza count?

An Animal?

A polar bear. Step a little close to the massive paw....

A Planet?

Jupiter. Why settle for anything less?

A soup flavour?

Chicken noodle. Everyone loves me.

A disease?

Ebola. Flesh-eating fun for the whole family!

An emotion?

The kind of happy feeling you get when someone cracks a really good naughty joke.

A type of metal?

Gold. I'm bright and I can go anywhere.

A car?

A Rhino from GTA3. I'm sorry, did you say something?

A toy?

Lego Star Destroyer.............ME WANTEE!

A season of the year?

Autumn. I'm unpredictable.

A vegetable?

Broccoli, because I have a big head. :P

A book genre?

SCIFI

A TV Show?

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

A song?

Heatseeker by AC/DC

An emoticon?

8)

Another nation on SD.net?

Canada.

A part of the body?

They say that the eyes are to portals to the soul...

An Item of clothing?

Jeans, man. Jeans.

A superhero?

Vegeta. Or Spawn.

Posted: 2003-12-15 08:16am
by Rye
Kuja wrote:A cartoon character?

Sonic the Hedgehog. (Does anyone else remember that cartoon?)
I remember 2 of those. There was one really badass one where sonic was the leader of a resistance cell against robotnik who had taken over the world, that was really grim and dark. Then there was the formulaic dull as hell predictable one, with poor comic relief and stupid resolutions, naturally, the stupid one outlasted the good one.

Posted: 2003-12-15 08:24am
by Gandalf
Rye wrote:
Kuja wrote:A cartoon character?

Sonic the Hedgehog. (Does anyone else remember that cartoon?)
I remember 2 of those. There was one really badass one where sonic was the leader of a resistance cell against robotnik who had taken over the world, that was really grim and dark. Then there was the formulaic dull as hell predictable one, with poor comic relief and stupid resolutions, naturally, the stupid one outlasted the good one.
Which one was the one with the ring machine?

Re: VITAL STATISTICS II...If you were a...

Posted: 2003-12-15 09:28am
by Darth Fanboy
]A cartoon character? As in a Cartoon or as in Anime? for straight up Cartoons i'd be Space Ghost because he is "teh 5up4r" and if Anime is included in that i'll take Spike Spiegel because he is the MAN, straight up.

A TV Dinner? An all meat Salisbury steak that if you take too big a bite you get gravy all over

An Animal? a championship thoroughbred put out to stud

A Planet? Planet of the Apes

A soup flavour? Beef noodle

A disease? Nymphomania

An emotion? Lust

A type of metal? Platinum

A car? The Batmobile

A toy? Well I don't know what I want to be but i'd probably end up being some lonely housewife's Ramrod.

A season of the year? Football season.

A vegetable? Worlds Largest Cucumber

A book genre? The Guiness Book of World Records

A TV Show? Space Ghost Coast to Coast

A song? this is a tough one. "Lunatic" by Pink Floyd fits, "Beer" by Reel Big Fish, "Super Rad", by the Aquabats, "Yesterday" by the Beatles, and "Baby got Back" by Sir Mix A Lot all rolled into one.

An emoticon? :depraved:

Another nation on SD.net? "The Democratic Republic of My Dick" --Drew Carey

A part of the body? A Giant Walking Talking Penis

An Item of clothing? Condom (which constitutes 75% of most of my outfits)

A superhero? What do you mean Superhero? I am a damn superhero.