Beware the Gnomes this Holiday Season...
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Beware the Gnomes this Holiday Season...
God, I love this comic strip...
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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Brother-Captain Gaius
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Every one of those little fuckers Santa has slaving away up there are gnomes, I'm sick of this elf bullshit. Everyone knows elves kick ass, just as everyone knows that Santa's little helpers do not, thus, they are not elves.
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
The vision never dies; life's a never-ending wheel
1337 posts as of 16:34 GMT-7 June 2nd, 2003
"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
No, just different elves. Like the Keebler elves, not Lord of the Rings/WarCraft elves. But they're still elves. Just like differences in birds, for example (little bluejay vs the kick ass eagle).JediNeophyte wrote:Every one of those little fuckers Santa has slaving away up there are gnomes, I'm sick of this elf bullshit. Everyone knows elves kick ass, just as everyone knows that Santa's little helpers do not, thus, they are not elves.
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
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Brother-Captain Gaius
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The Keebler fuckers are gnomes too!!! Gnomes! All gnomes! Shutup, shutup, shutup, shutup!!! THEY ARE NOT ELVES! LALALALALALALALALALALALA LALALALALALALALALALAALARogueIce wrote:No, just different elves. Like the Keebler elves, not Lord of the Rings/WarCraft elves. But they're still elves. Just like differences in birds, for example (little bluejay vs the kick ass eagle).JediNeophyte wrote:Every one of those little fuckers Santa has slaving away up there are gnomes, I'm sick of this elf bullshit. Everyone knows elves kick ass, just as everyone knows that Santa's little helpers do not, thus, they are not elves.
Agitated asshole | (Ex)40K Nut | Metalhead
The vision never dies; life's a never-ending wheel
1337 posts as of 16:34 GMT-7 June 2nd, 2003
"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
The vision never dies; life's a never-ending wheel
1337 posts as of 16:34 GMT-7 June 2nd, 2003
"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
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Gandalf
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ROTFLMAO!
Great cartoon, also promotes the act of gnome slavery.
Great cartoon, also promotes the act of gnome slavery.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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Darth Fanboy
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Gnomes are to short to enslave, however, their small stature makes mass burials much more efficient.
Addendum: any smaller and they'd fit nicely in the garbage disposal!
Addendum: any smaller and they'd fit nicely in the garbage disposal!
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
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"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
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-George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
-Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
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Gandalf
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The enclosing walls don't have to be that big either.Darth Fanboy wrote:Gnomes are to short to enslave, however, their small stature makes mass burials much more efficient.
Addendum: any smaller and they'd fit nicely in the garbage disposal!
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Slaves? Hardly... Santa's diabetic, so he can't have all those cookies people leave him. So, he pays them in cookies now.
They used to be slaves, until several "accidents" befell his toy production (ever wonder what happened to those presents you wanted but never got?), courtesy of the GLO. He learned quickly...
Also, we helped free the elves, too, and they work well, especially since they're magic and only have to work three months a year. It's snow days for the other nine.
They used to be slaves, until several "accidents" befell his toy production (ever wonder what happened to those presents you wanted but never got?), courtesy of the GLO. He learned quickly...
Also, we helped free the elves, too, and they work well, especially since they're magic and only have to work three months a year. It's snow days for the other nine.
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight