What kind of sexual fantasies do you have?
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What kind of sexual fantasies do you have?
I'm genuinely curious. Do you fantasize about famous women/men? Or do you stick to the people you know personally?
Back in high school, I always had to construct plausible scenarios for my fantasies. It couldn't be as simple as the Girl of The Night running into my bedroom and jumping me. There had to be some sort of at least semi-believable circumstances involved, like, "Well she just got done with volleyball practice, and no one else is around but me, so she asks me for a massage ..." yada yada yada. As I said, semi-believable. Sometimes I'd have to rationalize it with my schedule though.
Does anyone else do shit like this? Am I just fucked up because I'd devote that much thought to a sexual fantasy, where the normal rules don't have to apply?
Back in high school, I always had to construct plausible scenarios for my fantasies. It couldn't be as simple as the Girl of The Night running into my bedroom and jumping me. There had to be some sort of at least semi-believable circumstances involved, like, "Well she just got done with volleyball practice, and no one else is around but me, so she asks me for a massage ..." yada yada yada. As I said, semi-believable. Sometimes I'd have to rationalize it with my schedule though.
Does anyone else do shit like this? Am I just fucked up because I'd devote that much thought to a sexual fantasy, where the normal rules don't have to apply?
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Re: What kind of sexual fantasies do you have?
BothDurandal wrote:I'm genuinely curious. Do you fantasize about famous women/men? Or do you stick to the people you know personally?
The main fantasy scenerio I can remember from high school was a little less plausible than yours. Essentially it has something to do with me getting trapped in one of the basement classrooms with this girl because a big section of the school colapsed....yada yada yada.Durandal wrote: Back in high school, I always had to construct plausible scenarios for my fantasies. It couldn't be as simple as the Girl of The Night running into my bedroom and jumping me. There had to be some sort of at least semi-believable circumstances involved, like, "Well she just got done with volleyball practice, and no one else is around but me, so she asks me for a massage ..." yada yada yada. As I said, semi-believable. Sometimes I'd have to rationalize it with my schedule though.
Does anyone else do shit like this? Am I just fucked up because I'd devote that much thought to a sexual fantasy, where the normal rules don't have to apply?
Other than that there's the "save her life" type fantasy.
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Why would I want to fuck someone I've never met?
Rather, why would I want them any more than someone I know and actually might care about?
Rather, why would I want them any more than someone I know and actually might care about?
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I guess I'm not as creative as you guys. My fantasies generally started with the girl on a bed, already assuming the position to present her ass to me.Tysroc wrote:The main fantasy scenerio I can remember from high school was a little less plausible than yours. Essentially it has something to do with me getting trapped in one of the basement classrooms with this girl because a big section of the school colapsed....yada yada yada.Durandal wrote:Does anyone else do shit like this? Am I just fucked up because I'd devote that much thought to a sexual fantasy, where the normal rules don't have to apply?
Other than that there's the "save her life" type fantasy.
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Yes, yes, and then some.Durandal wrote:I'm genuinely curious. Do you fantasize about famous women/men? Or do you stick to the people you know personally?
Oh hell yeah. I have a very overactive imagination, so virtually every time I whack off, I dive into the crazy world where elaborate fantasies come from.Back in high school, I always had to construct plausible scenarios for my fantasies. It couldn't be as simple as the Girl of The Night running into my bedroom and jumping me. There had to be some sort of at least semi-believable circumstances involved, like, "Well she just got done with volleyball practice, and no one else is around but me, so she asks me for a massage ..." yada yada yada. As I said, semi-believable. Sometimes I'd have to rationalize it with my schedule though.
Well, you're not fucked up by my standards. That should bring at least some comfort.Does anyone else do shit like this? Am I just fucked up because I'd devote that much thought to a sexual fantasy, where the normal rules don't have to apply?
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Rather, why would I want them any more than someone I know and actually might care about?
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Mikes way seems simpler, anything else makes it seem over thought out.
Although saying that I always have some story to my fantasize, usualy involving being saved by the girl/guy, whoever I have a crush on at the time.
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Although saying that I always have some story to my fantasize, usualy involving being saved by the girl/guy, whoever I have a crush on at the time.
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Mine are always based in reality, but they have dialogue that leads up to the naughties which occasionally/sometimes/usually borders on the "Yeah, ok, Z--you WISH" category. As for the rest, sometimes romantic, usually not (more rough and--yeah), and almost exclusively with people I know and care about. Every once in a while about temps at my office, but usually friends/crushes/people I'm in love with.
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The women in my fantasies are almost exclusively women I've had sex with in real life. Which makes me wonder what I did before I had sex, but I totally forget now.
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For me (not having had sex yet) it's girls I know. That is exculsivley girls I know and usually girls I am emotionally attatched somewhat to. The fantasy is not always an act of sexual intercourse, but sometimes a mutual masturbation style fantasy, or maybe even a 'body/mind ride' style fantasy where I experience her orgasm whyle masturbating as if Im her... or maybe just experiencing her feelings whyle not totally in controll of what she does.
wonder what Freud would say about that one... hm...
wonder what Freud would say about that one... hm...
He'd probably say it means you want to fuck your mother. Of course, Freud thought everything meant you wanted to fuck your mother.
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While we're on the topic, I wonder how many people fantasize about other people from SD.net... *raises eyebrow*
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What?Zaia wrote:While we're on the topic, I wonder how many people fantasize about other people from SD.net... *raises eyebrow*
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Well, since I'm a psychrocist, my sexual fantasy is making love while both me and my girlfriend are shivering from cold; preferably out on the snow, or after we plunged into icy water (polar bear swim comes to mind).
Unfortunately, I live in tropical country, so the most I can do is cranking up the aircon while both of us taking cold shower. Worse, not every girlfriend I ever had can tolerate my kink, let alone enjoy it.
Maybe I should move to Findland.....
Unfortunately, I live in tropical country, so the most I can do is cranking up the aircon while both of us taking cold shower. Worse, not every girlfriend I ever had can tolerate my kink, let alone enjoy it.
Maybe I should move to Findland.....
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Fantasy? You know that old bad movie, "My Stepmother Is An Alien"? Remember Kim Basinger in a clingy little silk thing gliding into Dan Ackroyd's bedroom like a cat in heat to "Pump Up The Volume"? Replace me with Ackroyd in that shot.
But that's not surprising: Kim Basinger is a woman who, in her day, many said could make anything seem sexy - even Pump Up The Volume AND a more-or-less tame sex scene with Dan Ackroyd.
But that's not surprising: Kim Basinger is a woman who, in her day, many said could make anything seem sexy - even Pump Up The Volume AND a more-or-less tame sex scene with Dan Ackroyd.
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Re: What kind of sexual fantasies do you have?
Both.Durandal wrote:I'm genuinely curious. Do you fantasize about famous women/men? Or do you stick to the people you know personally?
Each his own I guess. Personaly most of my fantasies never had any complex backstories or scenarious, just me a good looking girl (or two or more) having intercourse.Durandal wrote:Does anyone else do shit like this? Am I just fucked up because I'd devote that much thought to a sexual fantasy, where the normal rules don't have to apply?
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RawrDorsk 81 wrote: I'm not a pansy! I'm just submissive!
I prefer to dream about buff, good-looking guys
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Exposure to low temperatures makes your Penis shrink, having sex in those conditions might be a bit difficult.Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Well, since I'm a psychrocist, my sexual fantasy is making love while both me and my girlfriend are shivering from cold; preferably out on the snow, or after we plunged into icy water (polar bear swim comes to mind).
Finland, not Findland.Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Maybe I should move to Findland.....
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Others, maybe. But not me. The excitement of having my kink fulfilled outweights the physical burden (especially when seeing goosebumps covering the body of my GF.).Sir Sirius wrote:Exposure to low temperatures makes your Penis shrink, having sex in those conditions might be a bit difficult.Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Well, since I'm a psychrocist, my sexual fantasy is making love while both me and my girlfriend are shivering from cold; preferably out on the snow, or after we plunged into icy water (polar bear swim comes to mind).
Oopss... typo.Sir Sirius wrote:Finland, not Findland.Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Maybe I should move to Findland.....
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sex with the girl i like... and her best friend walks in and joins in...
that makes for an awesome fantasy
that makes for an awesome fantasy
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There's someone named "Donut" here?Dalton wrote:What?Zaia wrote:While we're on the topic, I wonder how many people fantasize about other people from SD.net... *raises eyebrow*
And don't look at me....I would never ever.....ummm shoo-shoo.
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