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Found on Slashdot: A Night at Sir Haxalot's (Rated WTF)
Posted: 2003-12-17 03:13pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Anonymous Coward at Slashdot wrote:Sir Haxalot was tired after another long day of karmawhoring at slashdot. "Hacky," his mother called, "time for dinner!" Sir Haxalot came upstairs from the basement where the bright lights of the kitchen temporarily blinded him. "Mommy, it's too bright in here!" he complained. His mother smiled "Come here, Hacky. Let mommy make you feel better."
He followed her voice but kept his eyes tightly shut. He felt a hand massage his crotch.. "MMmm... mommy, you know I like that..." "Yes dear, mommy knows.." The hand undid his zipper and pulled his turgid member forthwith.
A warm mouth gently licked the head of his penis. It didn't take long. Only moments later a jet of hot wad shot into the mouth.. "Did you like that?" his mother asked from behind him.. "Wha..?!" he asked, suprised. Opening his eyes he saw his daddy eagerly swallowing every drop of his cum.
"DADDY!! You came back!" cried Sir Haxalot. "Hello son," his father replied, "I had a lot of thinking to do and this was the best way I could think of to apologize for leaving you after that intense round of sodomy 3 years ago."
"That's OK, daddy. I know you had problems keeping your job as the school janitor. I don't believe anything the other kids said about you touching their pee-pees and putting your pee-pee in their bums."
His father lost his smile "Son.. that's what we have to talk about.. it's true. For 17 years as a school janitor I was a filthy sodomite. I'd take little 12 year old 'pee-pees' in my mouth and get them hard. Once the lad was past the point of caring, I'd get him to stick it in my bum. Then I'd have my way with them. It was a good 17 year stretch but now, with these new damn laws, I'll have to keep my penchant for anal excusions strictly here at home. 'Home is where the Hard is' you know."
ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!
EDIT: Damn pesky quote tags...
EDIT2: Damn quote tags AGAIN!
EDIT3: Damn Typodemons (and I added a thread rating)
EDIT4:
FNORD! <-- Just for shits aand giggles!
Posted: 2003-12-17 03:24pm
by Companion Cube
That is all.
Posted: 2003-12-17 03:26pm
by Zac Naloen
uh...... *speechless face*
Posted: 2003-12-17 03:38pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
...... Incest. interesting.
"I'll have to keep my penchant for anal excusions strictly here at home. 'Home is where the Hard is' you know."....lmfao.
Posted: 2003-12-17 04:56pm
by aphexmonster
reading those never gets any easier -_-
Posted: 2003-12-17 05:39pm
by Vertigo1
Posted: 2003-12-17 05:50pm
by Psycho Smiley
If only I could read the subtitles...
Posted: 2003-12-17 06:08pm
by Vertigo1
Psycho Smiley wrote:If only I could read the subtitles...
"Einy does not touch himself at night!"
Posted: 2003-12-17 06:09pm
by Psycho Smiley
Thanks!
Posted: 2003-12-17 06:51pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Vertigo1 wrote:Psycho Smiley wrote:If only I could read the subtitles...
"Einy does not touch himself at night!"
Wagh!??
Oh Hells yes I do! And Often!!
Posted: 2003-12-17 08:13pm
by Andrew J.
You see,
this is why I don't visist slashdot.
Posted: 2003-12-17 08:44pm
by Uraniun235
Simply beautiful.
Posted: 2003-12-17 09:17pm
by SyntaxVorlon
And the level of the board drops another peg. Someone post this on True Christians United.
Posted: 2003-12-17 09:25pm
by Soontir C'boath
SyntaxVorlon wrote:And the level of the board drops another peg. Someone post this on True Christians United.
Could fuel to "Gays are evil." if someone does.
~Jason *Not as if this story is true anyway, but who knows what they'll do.*
Posted: 2003-12-17 09:45pm
by Crayz9000
I'm beginning to detest those moronic /. spammers.
Posted: 2003-12-18 01:06pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Crayz9000 wrote:I'm beginning to detest those moronic /. spammers.
I think they're funny.
Now the Yahoo Groups porn spammers are a different story! *brandishes a LART*
Posted: 2003-12-18 01:48pm
by Crayz9000
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I think they're funny.
Some are funny, yes, but the majority of them are brainless idiots who are only intent on clogging /. with meaningless chatter. A lot of it is aimed at the moderators (which is also stupid, since the moderators are just general /.ers picked at random).
Posted: 2003-12-18 01:57pm
by Cosmic Average
What's this Slashdot?
Posted: 2003-12-18 02:23pm
by Peregrin Toker
Rated "WTF" indeed.
Now I have a need to find something to clear my mind.
Posted: 2003-12-18 05:10pm
by SyntaxVorlon
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Rated "WTF" indeed.
Now I have a need to find something to clear my mind.
Go find some nice wholesome porno.
Posted: 2003-12-19 01:48pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Cosmic Average wrote:What's this Slashdot?
HEATHEN!!
It's
www.SlashDot.org
Posted: 2003-12-19 06:06pm
by aphexmonster
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Rated "WTF" indeed.
Now I have a need to find something to clear my mind.
try touching yourself
