Guys measure dick size, What do Women Measure?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-12-19 07:05pm

Thanks to that thread on how to measure your penis, I have this question that needs answering. Since women don't have dicks, what do they measure instead? How do chicks establish bragging rights, is it by breast size, butt size, vaginal capacity? What is the female equivalent of the "dick waving competitions" that men sometimes have?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-12-19 07:07pm

Women are way different creatures, I doubt they measure sex organs just measure terms of prettyness and fashion sense.

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2003-12-19 08:05pm

I suppose you should ask one of the sexually active female members, but still, i would know better than you guys.

We really don't measure anything, but occasionally we'll be talking to our other female friends and just comment on stuff, like "Are my boobs too big?", etc. We really don't think much of it, though.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-12-19 08:11pm

aerius wrote:Thanks to that thread on how to measure your penis, I have this question that needs answering. Since women don't have dicks, what do they measure instead? How do chicks establish bragging rights, is it by breast size, butt size, vaginal capacity? What is the female equivalent of the "dick waving competitions" that men sometimes have?

I didn't even know any guys actually did that. What's the point? It's not really an accomplishment if you're hung - it's not like you earned it or something. As for shallow teenybopper skanks who care about such things, they just fight over jerk boyfriends who dress like Guido, treat them like shit, and drive Civics with buzz bomb mufflers. And they diss on each other's clothes/hair/bodies/anything superficial. Ever watch that show "Elimidate?" That's basically it. Until they fuck with me and I just make it clear that I can pound the living hell out of them with their own ripped off limbs, and am seriously trying hard not to.

Nice girls don't compare anything but notes on how to be happy and nice to other people.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-12-19 08:13pm

Metrion Cascade wrote: I didn't even know any guys actually did that. What's the point?

Guys DON'T do that. Aerius please, don't spread this on to even more women. Enough believe it as it is.

For the record, all the guys that I know don't give two-tenths of a shit about their wang size.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-12-19 08:15pm

Women brag to other women not about themselves, but the size of their man's wallet.

*ducks

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-12-19 08:19pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:Women brag to other women not about themselves, but the size of their man's wallet.

*ducks

I was thinking that too.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-12-19 08:22pm

I would say they measure bust size, but it's men who do that, at a glance.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-12-19 08:25pm

No intelligent people try to establish dominance by comparing sexual characteristics.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-12-19 08:28pm

Andrew J. wrote:No intelligent people try to establish dominance by comparing sexual characteristics.

That sounds nice, but you know as well as I do that a sexually unappealing man or woman cannot succeed in certain areas the same way someone who is can. We haven't had any fat presidents since Taft for a reason you know.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-12-19 08:32pm

The Kernel wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:No intelligent people try to establish dominance by comparing sexual characteristics.
That sounds nice, but you know as well as I do that a sexually unappealing man or woman cannot succeed in certain areas the same way someone who is can. We haven't had any fat presidents since Taft for a reason you know.

You know what I mean.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-12-19 08:32pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:I would say they measure bust size, but it's men who do that, at a glance.

I've heard some guys say that they like the look of big breasts, but then find them to be a bit much in bed. They don't exactly behave without a bra, obviously, making it a bit hard to suckle in many positions. But I've also talked to guys (Chelle included) who actually like breast humping with big ones because it makes their penises seem small and dominated by comparison. I think more and more guys are starting to realize that being "in charge" kinda sucks if you're trying to get off. Enjoying really intense pleasure is usually harder if you have to be the one doing the physical work. That and there's the emotional thrill of being taken. I don't believe guys really measure themselves either.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2003-12-19 08:34pm

The Kernel wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:No intelligent people try to establish dominance by comparing sexual characteristics.
That sounds nice, but you know as well as I do that a sexually unappealing man or woman cannot succeed in certain areas the same way someone who is can. We haven't had any fat presidents since Taft for a reason you know.

He said intelligent people. Not American voters.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2003-12-19 08:36pm

Metrion Cascade wrote: He said intelligent people. Not American voters.

Okay, I'll give him that then.

Laird · Post by **Laird** » 2003-12-19 08:55pm

They measure orgasams?

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-12-19 09:07pm

No.

We measure age, and how much it shows.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-12-19 09:19pm

Going by TV, wrinkle lines, grey hairs and diamond rings.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-12-19 09:25pm

Rye wrote:Going by TV, wrinkle lines, grey hairs and diamond rings.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellll.............

The first two.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-12-19 09:25pm

It's obvious.

They measure the size of their man's dick. They sound like men after a fishing trick. 'No, really, it's THIS BIG!'

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-12-19 09:53pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:Women brag to other women not about themselves, but the size of their man's wallet.

*ducks

Welcome to the bunker.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-12-19 11:22pm

Women compare the size of the rock on their fingers with other fingers around the office.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-19 11:54pm

If we are doing "men are to penis size as women are to ___," I'm thinking that the reason men give a damn about penis size in the first place is because it makes them feel more manly, and better able to please the people they sleep with, making them some sort of sex god or something? (Stop me if I'm wrong--oh wait! You can't! I'm typing right now and you can't stop me, bwahahah!). So, something comparable would be something that would make a woman feel like she had something other women covet, as some men (allegedly) covet the large dicks of other men. Right?

Just want to make sure I'm thinking along the right lines here.

So, in that regard, I'd say women comparing their own body image to that of female celebrities in magazines, on TV, or in the movies would be the closest fit. Weight, height, and overall figure, along with bust, waist, hip and dress size are probably measured the most, but there are almost an infinite number of things to critique yourself on when you compare yourself to those airbrushed photographs.

The Third Man · Post by **The Third Man** » 2003-12-20 12:28pm

Pencil test?

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-12-20 12:48pm

God if I was a girl; I would be trying on bras all day!

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-12-20 01:14pm

SirNitram wrote:It's obvious.

They measure the size of their man's dick. They sound like men after a fishing trick. 'No, really, it's THIS BIG!'

'It almost got away from me, near dragged me under, it broke through the hook and almost snapped the line, in the end, I gave up and had to wrestle it, mano et mano'

Read what you will.

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