We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So this
Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
I heard about this joke BEFORE 9-11 I think, this is more in response popularization of Taliban wrongdoing after they destroyed Buddhist statues.
WE, however, do meddle in the affairs of others.
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Ummm, the talibans are dead aren't they? rendering this kind of moot?
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I'll just give my grandma a quick ring. She's always up for fighting terror with nudity.
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I think there's something to this idea. Everybody wins, no terrorists, naked women everywhere.
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Rye wrote:Ummm, the talibans are dead aren't they? rendering this kind of moot?
No actually, there still fighting in Afghanistan and growing stronger.
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Back on topic, though, I don't think that this would be the best idea, considering that it's December and all.
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Zaia wrote:I'll just give my grandma a quick ring. She's always up for fighting terror with nudity.
Zaia, I'll pay for travel costs if you help fight terrorism in my village, more specificly in my house, more specificly in my room....do I need to get more specific than that...?
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Dorsk 81 wrote:Zaia, I'll pay for travel costs if you help fight terrorism in my village, more specificly in my house, more specificly in my room....do I need to get more specific than that...?
...So wait.....what exactly are you trying to say, Dorsk?
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