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Ladies, wanna help fight terror?
Posted: 2003-12-19 10:02pm
by Mutant Headcrab
Got this in my e-mail. Thought i'd share
American Rally - America First
We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So this
Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
What do you think?
Posted: 2003-12-19 10:04pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
I think we're doomed.
Posted: 2003-12-19 10:15pm
by IndustrialNoise
*blank stare*
Actually, i think it's more finding out who the sluts are, than the terrorists.
Posted: 2003-12-19 10:39pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
If Bill Clinton was President during 9/11, then I'm sure this would be part of his War on Terror.
Posted: 2003-12-19 11:13pm
by SyntaxVorlon
I heard about this joke BEFORE 9-11 I think, this is more in response popularization of Taliban wrongdoing after they destroyed Buddhist statues.
Posted: 2003-12-19 11:15pm
by Rye
Ummm, the talibans are dead aren't they? rendering this kind of moot?
Posted: 2003-12-20 12:15am
by Zaia
I'll just give my grandma a quick ring. She's always up for fighting terror with nudity.
Posted: 2003-12-20 04:49am
by Peregrin Toker
Zaia wrote:I'll just give my grandma a quick ring. She's always up for fighting terror with nudity.
Must.... remain... polite.
Posted: 2003-12-20 03:57pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Zaia wrote:I'll just give my grandma a quick ring. She's always up for fighting terror with nudity.
o_O
Posted: 2003-12-20 04:06pm
by Companion Cube
Sounds like a good plan. Personally, I hope that all the free nations of the world take part in this ground-breaking initiative on the War on Terror.
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Posted: 2003-12-20 04:07pm
by The Yosemite Bear
Well that would definatly put down some of the pervs as well as the terrorists....
Posted: 2003-12-20 05:00pm
by PeZook
I'm glad I don't live in America then, since I can't stand the taste of alcohol, so I'd get labeled as a terrorist
Re: Ladies, wanna help fight terror?
Posted: 2003-12-20 05:05pm
by Andrew J.
There are plenty of women in my neighberhood I'd rather not see naked, least of all my own mother.
Posted: 2003-12-20 08:16pm
by salm
Zaia wrote:I'll just give my grandma a quick ring. She's always up for fighting terror with nudity.
mmmh, mature chicks.
Posted: 2003-12-20 09:39pm
by Gandalf
I think there's something to this idea. Everybody wins, no terrorists, naked women everywhere.
Posted: 2003-12-20 09:46pm
by Sea Skimmer
Rye wrote:Ummm, the talibans are dead aren't they? rendering this kind of moot?
No actually, there still fighting in Afghanistan and growing stronger.
Re: Ladies, wanna help fight terror?
Posted: 2003-12-21 12:03am
by jegs2
Mutant Headcrab wrote:What do you think?
Well, I'm picturing a 50-year-old woman who is 300 pounds choosing to partake in that adventure and darned few thin, young, hotties participating.
Just picture a much older and heavier Rosanne...
Re: Ladies, wanna help fight terror?
Posted: 2003-12-21 01:04am
by Metrion Cascade
jegs2 wrote:Mutant Headcrab wrote:What do you think?
Well, I'm picturing a 50-year-old woman who is 300 pounds choosing to partake in that adventure and darned few thin, young, hotties participating.
Just picture a much older and heavier Rosanne...
(sound of 150 million cocks going limp all at once)
Posted: 2003-12-21 01:07am
by XaLEv
I'd say there'd have to be at least one million that would get harder.
Posted: 2003-12-21 03:11am
by Drooling Iguana
"I've felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of penises cried out in terror, and suddenly went limp. I fear something terrible has happened."
Back on topic, though, I don't think that this would be the best idea, considering that it's December and all.
Posted: 2003-12-21 08:05pm
by Jeremy
Xalev...
Posted: 2003-12-21 08:28pm
by Raptor 597
XaLEv wrote:I'd say there'd have to be at least one million that would get harder.
Ewww, Xalev is into Rosanne
Posted: 2003-12-21 09:15pm
by Zaia
Jeremy wrote:Xalev...
Hey, it's just statistics.
Oh, and it's XaLEv, not Xalev. Just so y'know.
Posted: 2003-12-21 09:47pm
by Dorsk 81
Zaia wrote:I'll just give my grandma a quick ring. She's always up for fighting terror with nudity.
Zaia, I'll pay for travel costs if you help fight terrorism in my village, more specificly in my house, more specificly in my room....do I need to get more specific than that...?
Posted: 2003-12-21 10:02pm
by Zaia
Dorsk 81 wrote:Zaia, I'll pay for travel costs if you help fight terrorism in my village, more specificly in my house, more specificly in my room....do I need to get more specific than that...?
...So wait.....what exactly are you trying to
say, Dorsk?