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STALKER WITH A THOUSAND EYES

Shortly after Stephan discovered that his long-time cyber-lover was really a many-tentacled queen bug from the Ch'k'luk'squei Sector, he changed his ID, arranged some expensive nanotech morphing on his skull, fingerprints, retina and DNA, moved to a small asteroid colony and resumed his old drinking habits.

Shortly after moving to his new home, a local colony of Phanalad nanoborgs transcended, and caused a severe panic in the system. It was really only a minor annoyance, but it was an omen of things to come...

because once the nanoborgs, which are really small, infest the intestinal track of humanoids they cause projectile diarrhea. Which normally would not be problem if it were not for the complete system failure of....

..."Sesame Street"-themed Band-Aid brand adhesive bandages. In response to this devastating failure, the local militia readied their supply of...

...throat lozenges in preparation for the long hard shouting match with the . . .

...bitches with frying pans and PMS threatening to destroy the...

enitire headquaters of Local 334 who of course struck back with the Super Candiana....

Moose of DOOM which...

was viciously attacked by Canadian squirrel revolutionaries in an unfortunate, ill-timed uprising. Responding quickly to the growing crisis, the Canadian elk brigade overwhelmed the uncoordinated horde of squirrels with....

...Very large sticks, that they used to poke the squirrels out of trees with...

...bad sentance struture! Many a squrriell fell to terrible puns that day. Lucky the Candian Mounties reacting quicky to the situation phoned the....

extension for a contact simply called, "The Islamic Bomb." The Mounties thought they were getting a hold of Saddam Hussein, but the number they had actually led them to the agent of a bad punk rock act going by the same name. All was not lost, however, as the lead guitarist for the band was secretly....

Saddam's sister's cousin's uncle's former roommate's nephew. He knew exactly what to do.

the mighty Canadian Fjord Monkey. A little known New World Monkey living along the coastline of BC , Canada. This monkey can be found scrounging for sea shells along the Lion's Gate Bridge.

When angered the monkey often screams...

( what happened I could have sworn there was a post before Kelly's that mine was to follow ?? )

... A am Monkey Hear me Roar! when he is quicky told to shut up by the other monkeys who also reforce the point by...


(Note Kelly make sure you end every sentance in a lead in to the next person nooo periods unless your jamming two sentances in. Second Verilon don't post shit like that agian around here its in extremly bad taste.)

I sorry. Am in a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally weird mood. Won't happen again.

Back on topic:

Using various toucans to dive bomb him with coconuts and...

(my bad, sorry)

bannana peels. This outraged the Fjord, so he...

went to Sweden and Norway to...

...make his plans to conquer the world...

...using the little mouse called Brain at the Acme labs, and debilitating...

Jerry Fawell strikes.

With the Squirrel rebellion vanquished, it's leader the Fjord Monkey in exile, all hope for the small, woody, furry things seemed lost. But hope springs anew. The Fjord Monkey, perfecting and fine tuning his plans for domination, would rise again. Out of the ashes of the old, a new threat spreads across the realm, once again the monkey....

??

debilitating jerry fallwell strikes. Without warning, you could stumble across the guy on TV and become virtually paralyzed with fear and anger. What more do you want in a weapon designed for world domination?

The start of a new sentence, maybe?

Well, mad fellatio would be good, which was the philosophy behind the design of the pornbots, which were a more sexed up version of the fembots in Austin Powers. Unfortunately death by sex became a problem...for the designers that is, and that plan for world domination had to be revised.