formerly im going to a party, now in need of hangover cures!

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-22 12:39pm

School partys rock... suggest stupid things i can do to make myself look awesome in front of people!!!

(yes, im already drinking <_<)

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-12-22 12:44pm

Don`t forget not to drive after,to be safe ask a friend to tie you on a chair.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-22 12:46pm

i can't drive...

i can however walk long distances, so no problem there...

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-12-22 12:58pm

Why are you posting here? Go to the party!

And take a hint from one that knows, wait for 1-1½ h before getting the next drink.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-22 12:59pm

party doesn't start till 8pm... its curently 5.20... however... i ahve to walk and its gonna take ages to meet up with everyone and then get there, so im leaving at about 6.15

i know how to drink

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-12-22 05:59pm

I hope you weren't at a hotel or anything, we were at a major hotel for our sixthform leaving bash. Drinks were rather expensive, people were sneaking in their own bottles and I seem to recall two of my mates catching the bus to Weatherspoons and coming back extremely pissed. All this in formal gear, with the nearest Weatherspoon being 2 miles down the road, and all this in Newcastle. We were all very impressed although we did accuse them of being somewhat out of the spirit of things.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-12-22 06:12pm

Zac, I recommend you try performing the "Pink Helicopter" for the party guests.
That's where you get on a table (or preferably onstage), drop your trousers, and swing your penis around in a circle while grinning lasciviously and giggling like a lunatic.

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-12-22 06:21pm

Take your laces out of your sneakers...and wear them tongue out...rock a trilby hat and arrive smoking a phillie blunt cigar with two bitches on your arm one of them preferably that foxy french teacher...walk to the middle of the dance floor and spin on your head...falling into a sick windmill...then freeze...

walk off the dance floor as the hot chicks drool...and pop to the toilet for another line of charlie...and a bottle of champers

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-12-22 06:41pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Zac, I recommend you try performing the "Pink Helicopter" for the party guests.
That's where you get on a table (or preferably onstage), drop your trousers, and swing your penis around in a circle while grinning lasciviously and giggling like a lunatic.

But your penis has to be really pink for that to work

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-12-22 07:54pm

Hamel wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Zac, I recommend you try performing the "Pink Helicopter" for the party guests.
That's where you get on a table (or preferably onstage), drop your trousers, and swing your penis around in a circle while grinning lasciviously and giggling like a lunatic.
But your penis has to be really pink for that to work

Spray paint.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-12-22 07:54pm

Arent' you a little young to be getting pissed?

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-12-23 03:55am

Of course he isn't, it just takes less.

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-12-23 04:13am

Zac, take it from someone who treated his first month at college like some people treated the 60's- drink in moderation. You'll be more successful with the girls, you'll have a better time (see previous statement) and you'll avoid being too retarded- real life isn't like Not Another Teen Movie, and doing very retarded things while shitfaced WILL come back and haunt you.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-12-23 05:26am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Arent' you a little young to be getting pissed?

I think 16 is the allowed age to drink in the UK, as well...

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-23 06:57am

no, the age is 18... and my head really really really fucking hurts this morning...

oh and i fucked up my relationship with a girl!! YAY ME!!

edit... relationship fuck up was nothing to do with being drunk...

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-12-23 07:12am

Zac Naloen wrote:no, the age is 18... and my head really really really fucking hurts this morning...

oh and i fucked up my relationship with a girl!! YAY ME!!

edit... relationship fuck up was nothing to do with being drunk...

Sorry to hear.
What happened?

18? That's...late...
And btw: I found out not getting totally plastered raises the chances quite drastically to feel (and be) alive the nexr morning

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-23 07:14am

um.... well, i got drunk and tried talking to her (cos we've been having issues with each other anyways) and i don't think i did it too well...

on the plus side i got really drunk... i just need something to wake me up... so uh... change thread title to

HANGOVER CURES!!!

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-12-23 07:17am

Well, something with high concentration of minerals is good, like something salty (e.g. mixed Pickles?). Alcohol drains your mineral reservoirs. Tea is good to calm the stomach

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-23 07:18am

pickles... interesting... how about an apple? im eating one of those right now....

oh and... the girl i pissed off wouldn't even give me a hug at the end of the evening... i don't even now what i said wrong... stupid girls...

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-12-23 07:23am

Two words, Zac:

DRINK WATER

Trust me. Had you drank as much water as you could hold last night before passing out, I Guarantee you would feel ZERO effects from drinking. Aside form being a bit groggy. the headache, I always have suspected, is caused by fairly significant dehydration. So, Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Why, I remember when I wasin the Army, and a bunch of us would go out and get shitfaced the night before a PT test, we'd head up to the medic's room, and have him hook us up with a bag of lactated ringers....Allllll better.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-23 07:25am

i had about a pint of water before bed.... unfortunately i don't think that tipped the balance in my favour to my alcohol-water consumption rate...

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-12-23 07:27am

Zac Naloen wrote:pickles... interesting... how about an apple? im eating one of those right now....

As long as it stays in your stomach...

If your stomach is sensitive, and you've got an acidic apple, it might tick your stomach off...

I always stick to teas and wait till I feel I could eat something without "eating backwards" afterwards :mrgrern:

oh and... the girl i pissed off wouldn't even give me a hug at the end of the evening... i don't even now what i said wrong... stupid girls...

Hm, a call might solve the mystery... Apologies, too...

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-23 07:31am

Hm, a call might solve the mystery... Apologies, too...

im not doing anything until my head clears... i didn't exactly *sleep* last night so much as i rolled around a bit...

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Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-12-23 07:31am

Chardok wrote:Two words, Zac:

DRINK WATER

Trust me. Had you drank as much water as you could hold last night before passing out, I Guarantee you would feel ZERO effects from drinking. Aside form being a bit groggy. the headache, I always have suspected, is caused by fairly significant dehydration. So, Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Why, I remember when I wasin the Army, and a bunch of us would go out and get shitfaced the night before a PT test, we'd head up to the medic's room, and have him hook us up with a bag of lactated ringers....Allllll better.

Dehydration is a factor, too. Especially the minerals sovled in it.
The headache is a mild poisoning from the decomposition products of the alcohol.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-12-23 07:45am

i also need hints on how to make a girl like you again... hint... hint....!!!