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I'm MARRIED!
Posted: 2003-12-25 03:57pm
by Superman
Well, we're back from Vegas and hitched. Now, we have to start the ball rolling to get my wife naturalized. Stupid INS, errr... Homeland Security said that it can take a few years to make her a citizen. Anyway... WHOO HOO!
Posted: 2003-12-25 03:59pm
by Darth Wong
Congrats.
Posted: 2003-12-25 04:10pm
by Faram
Congrats!
Now WTF are you doing posting here? I am assuming your wife has some exersises in mind for you, so snap to it!
Posted: 2003-12-25 04:17pm
by Ghost Rider
Congrats...so why are you posting here, and now?
Posted: 2003-12-25 04:30pm
by Xenophobe3691
Congratulations! Now...please explain why you're posting here instead of screwing her brains out...
Posted: 2003-12-25 04:31pm
by Alex Moon
CONGRATULATIONS!
Posted: 2003-12-25 04:37pm
by Zoltan
Congratulations, man!
Posted: 2003-12-25 04:42pm
by kojikun
I like how everyone is demanding he explain why he's here and not fucking her when, to explain such a thing, he would have to be here and not fuck her. You're demanding that he do what you request justification for!
Posted: 2003-12-25 04:48pm
by MKSheppard
He could be screwing her brains out right now, sitting on the computer and
typing around her back.
Posted: 2003-12-25 04:50pm
by Shinova
I think they already screwed around at Vegas.
Posted: 2003-12-25 05:10pm
by EmperorMing
MKSheppard wrote:He could be screwing her brains out right now, sitting on the computer and
typing around her back.
*Visions of doggie-style with keyboard on her back...*
Posted: 2003-12-25 05:12pm
by Shinova
EmperorMing wrote:
*Visions of doggie-style with keyboard on her back...*
The wonders of cordless
If not, we can only imagine where the cord itself is...especially if its that coiled type....
Posted: 2003-12-25 05:19pm
by Solid Snake
Did you find any pink foam, bro?
Posted: 2003-12-25 05:27pm
by Joe
Come on, he just wants to let us know the good news, lay off.
Congrats!
Posted: 2003-12-25 05:38pm
by Solid Snake
Joe wrote:Come on, he just wants to let us know the good news, lay off.
Congrats!
Yeah, yeah I know. I'm just fuckin around. Anyways, congrats!
Posted: 2003-12-25 05:40pm
by Rye
Well, well done superman, i say!
Posted: 2003-12-25 07:28pm
by Demiurge
MKSheppard wrote:He could be screwing her brains out right now, sitting on the computer and
typing around her back.
This sounds like a job for Superman!
Posted: 2003-12-25 07:39pm
by Kuja
Superman wrote:I'm MARRIED!
You have my sincere condolences.
Posted: 2003-12-26 01:59am
by Damaramu
Congrats!
Posted: 2003-12-26 02:23am
by TrailerParkJawa
Congratulations and best wishes!
Posted: 2003-12-26 02:32am
by Gandalf
My congratulations Superman.
Huzzah!
Posted: 2003-12-26 02:49am
by Tosho
Congrats!
Posted: 2003-12-26 02:51am
by haas mark
StarDestroyer.Net: Possibly the only webboard where people actually put off screwing their new spouse in order to let their fellow netizens know they've tied the knot.
Anyhow, many congratulations.
~ver
Posted: 2003-12-26 03:00am
by Superman
HAHA
Oh no, we screwed many many many times before we actually tied the knot. That and we've lived together for almost five years before marrying.
Posted: 2003-12-26 03:25am
by Alex Moon
Hey Supes, don't you have to modify your sig now?