StarDestroyer.Net BBS

Until we can be sure Verilon & Larz won't close the thread they are interim banned. Also, please use periods at least once every post, it gets to be a bitch during the compilation (I should know, I did the original TAS & SB ones).

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Bitter at his forgotten stardom, the Canadian Fjord Monkey fabricated an evil plot. "They'll pay . . . they'll all pay!" he cackled, reading the Chain Story thread as he loaded up his H&K MP3, a highly illegal varient which played warez.

But his exploits were not totally forgotten. The KBI, the long-forgotten Kryptonian offshoot of the FBI secretly planned a raid on his house. Little did they know . . .

...that the Virginia Fence Monkey, a close genetic relative, lived near FBI headquarters and was able to phone ahead an forewarn his Pacific cousin of the impending raid.

This made Canadian Fjord Monkey so mad he....

Loaded a half-dozen machinguns and gave them to his blind followers, who were trained to fire on command. He...

...then climbed into his Hummer painted like a giant Orca whale and yelled...

"COME AND GET ME!" The assault force formed up, consisting of thirty soldiers, three tanks, and an AT-ST on loan from the Empire. They opened fire...

Just as a Giant 20 story panda appeared out of nothingness. The rounds struck and enraged it....

...the Panda roared in anger. It gave out the great Panda yell of assistance, which caused the Panda's buddy, the 10 story Stay Puft Marshmellow man to come to his aid.

This caused...

a massive Godzilla-style match when PAnda tripped and accidently his Marsh. The two began exchanging blows...

of such force that the ground shook. The FBI mean trembled and ran in panic and the sky rained chunks of Panda fur and globs of Marshmellow. Just then the TV crew arrived...

Only to be crushed by the falling Panda. But it was quickly back on its feet and fighting. A tank crew radioed for air support and F-16's taxied to takeoff..

but had to go back as the pilot had forgot his missles, They where out of regular missles and even the spiffy shinny ones so they had to use...

...50 lbs bags of peanuts left over from the Extreme Elephant snow skiing events. Even so, the F-16's were...

...smited by apissed off fundamentalist GOD who proclaimed...

LISTEN TO ME! LISTEN TO ME! LISTEN TO ME! He then shut up, because...

...at that very moment. Homer Simpson's cat began using God's leg as a scratching post. With God's attention diverted, Fjord Monkey was able to..

To decalare God and intiger and thus not exist, with a mified experssion he dissapered in a poof of logic. However barley had he gone then who should appear high in the sky but...

(Edit, The posioning of the thread deleted, IG-88 stop that, Remeber KEEP IT TASTEFUL, No Potty jokes, NO menting of the Raping of other people, Bondange or any of that shit hear me Verilon?)

Lord Wong, master of physicis and all logic..

who carried a powerful blaster rifle and a back-mounted jetpack. He Was searching for a target, one he'd dealt with before. His name was...

Darkstar entrenched behind a half dozen walls of ignorance and within a bunker of reinforced anti logic. Nearly 500 Trekkies creationists armed with TNG phaser's stood guard..

so Mike called in an orbital strike from the SSD Logical, which was in low obit. The trekkies were all killed, leaving DS and Mike alone, face to face...

Mike was armed with his trusty blaster and his light sabre. However, DS was armed with...

his crappy phaser rifle. He aimed and fired, but...

Technobabble was also no match for a good blaster by your side. Wong fired and dropped Darkstar before he could walk the ill aimed beam onto target. However when victory seemed assured, Darkstar got back up..

and an alien erupted out of his chest. Mike fired, but the alien did not react. Realizing he needed more firepower, he...

called in a Airstrike, The Alien died never to be seen agian, not even in sequals. Victorious Wong retired BUT while all of this was going on the Canadian Fjord Monkey had secretly...