You expect to see this everyday...

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-26 01:45am

...right?

~ver

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-12-26 01:46am

Well it is useful for reference sake.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-26 02:11am

ver's list of FUCKED UP SHIT wrote:Apotemnophilia: Arousal by self-amputation.

And this one just happens to involve one of my fears. Being burned or buried alive probably top the charts in ways I'd prefer not to leave the land of the living. Eww.

The same phucked up list wrote:Taphephilia: arousal from being buried alive.

Revolting.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-26 02:22am

Zaia wrote:
ver's list of FUCKED UP SHIT wrote:Apotemnophilia: Arousal by self-amputation.

And this one just happens to involve one of my fears. Being burned or buried alive probably top the charts in ways I'd prefer not to leave the land of the living. Eww.

The same phucked up list wrote:Taphephilia: arousal from being buried alive.

Yes, of course...

:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:

~ver

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2003-12-26 02:26am

Coolest list ever.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-12-26 02:34am

You know, given this list, I think my particular fetish is comparatively normal.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-12-26 03:22am

Auxiliary intercourse: Sexual climax achieved by moving the erect penis back and forth in the armpit. Also known as bagpiping.

Yucky.

I think this thread should be stickied.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-12-26 03:29am

Zaia wrote:
ver's list of FUCKED UP SHIT wrote:Apotemnophilia: Arousal by self-amputation.

And this one just happens to involve one of my fears. Being burned or buried alive probably top the charts in ways I'd prefer not to leave the land of the living. Eww.

Hm, that reminds me of that website that showed two identical twins that for some reason decided to find a doctor to illegaly perform a surgery where he would remove one of the brothers' arms and connect it to the belly of the other, complete with irrigation and stuff. Freaky shit. Blergh.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-12-26 03:54am

Chili Dog: Act of defecating on a woman’s chest and masturbating between her breasts.

Well, I'm off hot dogs and related things forever.

Seriously, on the Fucked Up -o- meter, this rates a 12.

I've seen amputee porn too. Messed up stuff. Why do I get the feeling that Ein's done the conga line or would like to?

K/S: Erotic material featuring the original the Star Trek main
characters Kirk and Spoke having sex with each other.

I'm sure Stravo popped into everyones mind when they saw this.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-12-26 05:48am

Aya wrote: I'm sure Stravo popped into everyones mind when they saw this.

Well, now it did, fuckler.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-12-26 12:47pm

It didn't have Vore - Sexual arousal from fantasies about eating or being eaten, especially associated with furries, they should visit SA more.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-12-26 03:41pm

Queefing: farting from the vagina.

I guess I'm the only one that thought of Superman when that came up.

I didn't see any mentions of pink foam tho.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-12-26 04:13pm

I'm surprised I'm the FIRST person to say this:
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

These things make me feel...normal.

Crating: S&M practice in which a master packs his slave in a crate and
sends him to friends by post.

And this is just funny.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-12-26 04:48pm

Vominatrix: A dominatrix who specializes in vomiting on her clients.

Jeeze, he's got everything but the anorexia-fetishists! (yes, such people exist. Frightening, isn't it?)

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-26 05:57pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Vominatrix: A dominatrix who specializes in vomiting on her clients.
Jeeze, he's got everything but the anorexia-fetishists! (yes, such people exist. Frightening, isn't it?)

Who's "he"? I didn't compile this (particular) fucked up shit.

~ver

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2003-12-26 06:04pm

i'm not sure whether to be disturbed or amazed that someone actually took the time to compile a list like this.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-12-26 06:35pm

You know there's always a list for everything.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-12-27 06:00am

verilon wrote:Who's "he"? I didn't compile this (particular) fucked up shit.

By "he", I were referring to the author of that list.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-27 07:36am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
verilon wrote:Who's "he"? I didn't compile this (particular) fucked up shit.
By "he", I were referring to the author of that list.

I know, 'twas a joke.

~ver

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-12-27 11:41am

My fettish for belly button piercings seems tame now.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-12-28 12:45am

Oh look, it's the Dirty Sanchez.

Some of these make my tentacle fetish seem rather tame.

zombie84 · Post by **zombie84** » 2003-12-28 03:50am

hey, they left out necrophelia!

EDIT: would you believe that the above was my 666th post?!

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-12-28 04:22am

Gerbiling: A fictional sexual practice where a gerbil is wrapped in
gaffer tape and inserted into the rectum. Desperate wiggling said to
cause powerful sensations. An urban myth.

Okay I give up I have a posetivly booring sexlife when I compare myself to that list.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-12-28 04:38am

Darth Yoshi wrote:Oh look, it's the Dirty Sanchez.

Pablo? Where?

It is an interesting list, definitely something that could come in useful one of these days.

I dislike this definition however; "Furries: Arousal through Dressing up in an animal costume (separate from Pony Play)." That is entirely incorrect. Furries are a subculture that is centered on animal or anthropic art, the most well known of which is the Poker Dogs (you know, where the dogs are all playing poker?). Anthros, by definition, extend to all forms of aliens as well (by the nature of them being non-human anthropic animals). And while a fair number of furs like fur-related porn, fursuiters are a small minority in the community, and even then, fursuiter sex is even rarer. Tho, if you were to go to a con you'd get the distinct impression that this isn't the case.

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2003-12-28 06:06am

Cockstuffing: Inserting thin cylindrical items into urethra. Sometimes
associated with docking.