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You expect to see this everyday...
Posted: 2003-12-26 01:45am
by haas mark
Posted: 2003-12-26 01:46am
by Ghost Rider
Well it is useful for reference sake.
Posted: 2003-12-26 02:11am
by Zaia
ver's list of FUCKED UP SHIT wrote:Apotemnophilia: Arousal by self-amputation.
And this one just happens to involve one of my fears. Being burned or buried alive probably top the charts in ways I'd prefer not to leave the land of the living. Eww.
The same phucked up list wrote:Taphephilia: arousal from being buried alive.
Revolting.
Posted: 2003-12-26 02:22am
by haas mark
Zaia wrote:ver's list of FUCKED UP SHIT wrote:Apotemnophilia: Arousal by self-amputation.
And this one just happens to involve one of my fears. Being burned or buried alive probably top the charts in ways I'd prefer not to leave the land of the living. Eww.
The same phucked up list wrote:Taphephilia: arousal from being buried alive.
Yes, of course...
![What the fuck? :wtf:](./images/smilies/wtf.gif)
:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:
~ver
Posted: 2003-12-26 02:26am
by Alan Bolte
Coolest list ever.
Posted: 2003-12-26 02:34am
by Dalton
You know, given this list, I think my particular fetish is comparatively normal.
Posted: 2003-12-26 03:22am
by Gandalf
Auxiliary intercourse: Sexual climax achieved by moving the erect penis back and forth in the armpit. Also known as bagpiping.
Yucky.
I think this thread should be stickied.
Posted: 2003-12-26 03:29am
by Slartibartfast
Zaia wrote:ver's list of FUCKED UP SHIT wrote:Apotemnophilia: Arousal by self-amputation.
And this one just happens to involve one of my fears. Being burned or buried alive probably top the charts in ways I'd prefer not to leave the land of the living. Eww.
Hm, that reminds me of that website that showed two identical twins that for some reason decided to find a doctor to illegaly perform a surgery where he would remove one of the brothers' arms and connect it to the belly of the other, complete with irrigation and stuff. Freaky shit. Blergh.
Posted: 2003-12-26 03:54am
by Jason von Evil
Chili Dog: Act of defecating on a woman’s chest and masturbating between her breasts.
Well, I'm off hot dogs and related things forever.
![Confused :?](./images/smilies/icon_confused.gif)
Seriously, on the Fucked Up -o- meter, this rates a 12.
I've seen amputee porn too. Messed up stuff. Why do I get the feeling that Ein's done the conga line or would like to?
K/S: Erotic material featuring the original the Star Trek main
characters Kirk and Spoke having sex with each other.
I'm sure Stravo popped into everyones mind when they saw this.
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Posted: 2003-12-26 05:48am
by Uraniun235
Aya wrote:
I'm sure Stravo popped into everyones mind when they saw this.
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Well,
now it did, fuckler.
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Posted: 2003-12-26 12:47pm
by Rye
It didn't have Vore - Sexual arousal from fantasies about eating or being eaten, especially associated with furries, they should visit SA more.
Posted: 2003-12-26 03:41pm
by Vertigo1
Queefing: farting from the vagina.
I guess I'm the only one that thought of Superman when that came up.
![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
I didn't see any mentions of pink foam tho.
![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
Posted: 2003-12-26 04:13pm
by SyntaxVorlon
I'm surprised I'm the FIRST person to say this:
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
These things make me feel...normal.
Crating: S&M practice in which a master packs his slave in a crate and
sends him to friends by post.
And this is just funny.
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Posted: 2003-12-26 04:48pm
by Peregrin Toker
Vominatrix: A dominatrix who specializes in vomiting on her clients.
Jeeze, he's got everything but the anorexia-fetishists! (yes, such people exist. Frightening, isn't it?)
Posted: 2003-12-26 05:57pm
by haas mark
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Vominatrix: A dominatrix who specializes in vomiting on her clients.
Jeeze, he's got everything but the anorexia-fetishists! (yes, such people exist. Frightening, isn't it?)
Who's "he"? I didn't compile this (particular) fucked up shit.
~ver
Posted: 2003-12-26 06:04pm
by General Zod
i'm not sure whether to be disturbed or amazed that someone actually took the time to compile a list like this.
Posted: 2003-12-26 06:35pm
by Shinova
You know there's always a list for everything.
Posted: 2003-12-27 06:00am
by Peregrin Toker
verilon wrote:Who's "he"? I didn't compile this (particular) fucked up shit.
By "he", I were referring to the author of that list.
Posted: 2003-12-27 07:36am
by haas mark
Simon H.Johansen wrote:verilon wrote:Who's "he"? I didn't compile this (particular) fucked up shit.
By "he", I were referring to the author of that list.
I know, 'twas a joke.
~ver
Posted: 2003-12-27 11:41am
by Lord Pounder
My fettish for belly button piercings seems tame now.
Posted: 2003-12-28 12:45am
by Darth Yoshi
Oh look, it's the Dirty Sanchez.
Some of these make my tentacle fetish seem rather tame.
Posted: 2003-12-28 03:50am
by zombie84
hey, they left out necrophelia!
EDIT: would you believe that the above was my 666th post?!
![Twisted Evil :twisted:](./images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif)
Posted: 2003-12-28 04:22am
by Faram
Gerbiling: A fictional sexual practice where a gerbil is wrapped in
gaffer tape and inserted into the rectum. Desperate wiggling said to
cause powerful sensations. An urban myth.
Okay I give up I have a posetivly booring sexlife when I compare myself to that list.
Posted: 2003-12-28 04:38am
by kojikun
Darth Yoshi wrote:Oh look, it's the Dirty Sanchez.
Pablo? Where?
It is an interesting list, definitely something that could come in useful one of these days.
I dislike this definition however; "Furries: Arousal through Dressing up in an animal costume (separate from Pony Play)." That is entirely incorrect. Furries are a subculture that is centered on animal or anthropic art, the most well known of which is the Poker Dogs (you know, where the dogs are all playing poker?). Anthros, by definition, extend to all forms of aliens as well (by the nature of them being non-human anthropic animals). And while a fair number of furs like fur-related porn, fursuiters are a small minority in the community, and even then, fursuiter sex is even rarer. Tho, if you were to go to a con you'd get the distinct impression that this isn't the case.
Posted: 2003-12-28 06:06am
by Kamakazie Sith
Cockstuffing: Inserting thin cylindrical items into urethra. Sometimes
associated with docking.
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