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I thought of this yesterday, but was too busy slaying evil sith to post it.

Einhander, and Sheppard, and Montcalm, and RougeIce
YT300000, 3rd Impact, and darthdavid
But the most famous spammer of all...
Straha, the Lord of the Spam
Had a very high postcount
And if you ever met him
It is something he would flount
All of the other spammers
Used to laugh and call him names
They wouldn't let poor Straha
Join in all the spamming games
Then one boring Boxing Day
Lord Wong came to say...
"Straha, with your count so high,
Won't you make some newbies cry."
Then all the spammers loved him
And they all cried out with glee
"Straha, the Lord of the Spam,
You'll go down in history."

note: My name takes the spot of two spammers because it is so long, not because I consider myself to be some sort of superspammer.

I'm touched, thank you.

Haha

Spammers unite, the mods can't hold us down...no no wait they can. They open cans of whoopass like it was spam.