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I think it would be fun if we made perdictions for the new year, and then saw if it came through, fun, and relativley spam-less.

Predictions for the new year:


1. I will become god of the artwork forum.

2. Bush will be re-elected (The Democratic opposition doesn't seem strong enough)

3. This board will change form in some way or another.


That's all I can think of.

My #1 dream will come true.

Bush will declare War on Cowardice and attack France, and later will declare War on Immigration and invade Mexico. Then it's War on Nudism (probably a few beaches in Spain and Brasil will be invaded). War on Catholicism - a few nukes on the Vatican and the fundies will rule the Earth The UN will make the declaration of war on Abstract Nouns illegal, and will be promptly dissolved by the administration.

Bush will choke on another pretzel.

A terrorist attack in San Diego will be foiled on July 28th. Although the party responsible was home-grown, the incident will be used as an excuse to increase border security.

DC comics will still refuse to let me retire the powder-blue cape-and-cowl.
J. K. Rowling will not finish the next Harry Potter book on time.
Neither will King the 6th and 7th part of The Dark Tower.

Plastic turkeys for Everyone!

It'll probably suck.

1. Howard Dean will win the Democratic nomination.

2. George W. Bush will win the presidential election.

3. Having secured his final term, Bush will initiate his top secret and much dreaded "Phase Two".

4. John Ashcroft will be promoted to Procurator of Justice.

5. I will be incarcerated for blowing the lid off of "Phase Two".

6. Hollywood will produce a stunning array of the worst movies ever made.

7. Yet more floods, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, famines, extinctions, epidemics, wars and broken New Year's resolutions.

The Great Cthulhu will awake from His sleep at R'lyeh, and the entire world population will perish, save the true-believers

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

1. Jennifer Lopez will break up with Ben Affleck, start dating another man, hog the headlines, annoy everyone, make a really bad movie with him, and then break up with him.

2. FOX will make a stunning amount of reality TV shows, such as "Man or Woman?", "American Idol"s 3,4,5,6,7,8,9, and 10, "Golddigger Boxing", "Divorced by America", "Trading Races", "What Celebrities Ate For Breakfast", and it's spinoffs, "What Celebrities Ate For Lunch", and "What Celebrities Ate for Dinner", "The Bachelor Rip-Off", "The Prison Bachelor", "The Priest", "Which Guy is Gay?", "Joe Millionaire 3: The Gold-Digging Bitches Still Fall For It!", which is followed by five more spinoffs, and "STD Island". However, they soon run out of ideas for reality TV shows, and decide to do six more "American Idol" spinoffs.

3. It is discovered that Paris Hilton was chosen to be in "The Simple Life" because she was the only famous person that was as dumb as the average person who would enjoy watching it.

4. Britney Spears will finally attempt to do porn, but it turns out that she isn't talented enough for it.

5. Micheal Jackson will be sent to prison, and rioting will ensue, laying waste to entire cities and killing thousands. Micheal Jackson is then released, but is black again. He becomes white two days later.

6. The Iraqi Information Minister will be hailed as a hero, and given his own TV show... On Comedy Central.

I shall aquire a steady source of income that requires a minimum of work.

1: Dean wins the democratic primaries
2(dean has a chance so there are two continuum)[bush wins election]: Further restrictions on personal freedoms as Ashcroft tightens the noose on life and happiness portions of the declaration of independance.
3: The departments of truth, peace, and a new organization of young men and women called "Bush's Gooddoers" are formed to promote the message of the Bush administration by any means necessary.
4: Dean takes over Hawaii and amasses a fleet and army when Bush bombs berkeley california.
5: Dean's fleet attacks norfolk and moves on to DC. Bush commits suicide.
6: Dean is elected president of the new incarnation of the UN, the Alliance.
7: 300 years from now 5 gundams are built to defend the interests of the outer space colonies...
[Dean wins]
2: Budget gets balanced.
3: Taxes are raised.
4: Cameras are dismantled.
5: Homeland security department is reorganized.
6: We get invaded by aliens.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: 2. FOX will make a stunning amount of reality TV shows, such as "Man or Woman?", "American Idol"s 3,4,5,6,7,8,9, and 10, "Golddigger Boxing", "Divorced by America", "Trading Races", "What Celebrities Ate For Breakfast", and it's spinoffs, "What Celebrities Ate For Lunch", and "What Celebrities Ate for Dinner", "The Bachelor Rip-Off", "The Prison Bachelor", "The Priest", "Which Guy is Gay?", "Joe Millionaire 3: The Gold-Digging Bitches Still Fall For It!", which is followed by five more spinoffs, and "STD Island". However, they soon run out of ideas for reality TV shows, and decide to do six more "American Idol" spinoffs.

OK, how fucked up is it that I actually want to watch some of those shows?

Anyway...

1. Pontiff John Paul II dies.
2. Scott Peterson found not guilty.
3. Star wars Episode 3 comes out, and sucks big time.
4. The ill named "Assault Weapon Ban" finally sunsets.

Lastly...

5. In order to fix continuity, Berman & Braga declare TOS non-canon.

3. Star wars Episode 3 comes out, and sucks big time.

Episode 3 comes out in 2005.

My workload triples after Osama is caught, Reagan dies, John Paul dies, Jackson is found guilty and Bush invades Libya, all on the same day.

SyntaxVorlon wrote:*snip*

For some strange reason all that sounds vaguely familiar...

I predict the world will end on April Fool's day (in the morning, of course); at around noon it'll be discovered I was just joking.

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*crickets chirp in the background*

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I wonder if I'll get banned for making bad jokes?

The USA finally activates the global mind-control network they've been working on the last five years.

Britney Spears and Jenna Jameson star in what will become the most commercially sucessful porn ever, pushing porn into the mainstream.

The New England Patriots defeat the Philadelphia Eagles in the Superbowl

Bush gets re-elected the VRWC stick their tounges out at the board and go "nana-na-nananh-na!"

Hollywood gets destroyed in a terrorist attack, thousands of mindless celebs die. Millions of people who appreciate good film and reaql art throw the terrorists a parade.

I might get my hole.

Lots of baby seals die, terrorists do something and spoil the tea party for everyone.

The year seems to go by too fast, faster even than the long-piss length of 2003.

I hope to Burton C Bell that a new Fear Factory album comes out.

Phil Anselmo goes into rehab.

I'll see if i can find my nostradamus book!

George R.R. Martin will finish A FEAST FOR CROWS the 4th book in the A Song of Ice and Fire series.

Straha will make more polls

I will be sexually molested by swimmer chicks

I will be annoyed by yet more stupid TV shows

I will be pissed off by yet more talentless prettyboy/girl bands on the radio

Some male performers will do a gay 3-some kiss on some awards show like Madonna did.

My taxes will go up

The tabloids will use every possible means to predict that Armageddon is about a week up the road.

Two weeks later, people will still be buying tabloids.