Who is this Zaia I keep reading about?

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2003-12-29 11:34pm

I checked out Dalton's website (http://www.daltonator.net), and on the FUQ there are several strange (even by ASVS standards) posts by Zaia. So, who is this Zaia?

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-29 11:38pm

Use the search funtion. And she'll be back in early January, don't worry.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-12-29 11:44pm

Member Profile.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-12-29 11:54pm

Don't listen to these fools. Zaia is merely a myth.

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2003-12-30 12:00am

Lord of the Farce wrote:Member Profile.

That really doesn't tell me much besides the fact that I now know she resides mostly in the OT boards.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-12-30 12:01am

Pablo Sanchez wrote:Don't listen to these fools. Zaia is merely a myth.

What about that photo those hunters took in Northern California, hmmm?

muse · Post by **muse** » 2003-12-30 12:03am

She's a cool chick who is fantasized about by the young virgin males of this board.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-12-30 12:03am

Lonestar wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote:Don't listen to these fools. Zaia is merely a myth.
What about that photo those hunters took in Northern California, hmmm?

Lies, all lies.

...now sir if you'll come this way

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-12-30 12:05am

muse wrote:She's a cool chick

true...she's a hoot to talk with.

who is fantasized about by the young virgin males of this board.

Isn't that every female

?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-12-30 12:20am

My tongue danced about her nether regions in a dream a while ago.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-12-30 12:27am

Semi-mystical figure who only MkSheppard has seen. I'm told they fooled around and stuff, but no details are known for sure.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-12-30 12:29am

aerius wrote:Semi-mystical figure who only MkSheppard has seen. I'm told they fooled around and stuff, but no details are known for sure.

Now THAT is a myth. Sheppard never met her

Zaia is the unofficial board sweetheart.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-12-30 12:42am

Dalton wrote:Now THAT is a myth. Sheppard never met her

So how do you explain this?

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-30 12:43am

aerius wrote:
Dalton wrote:Now THAT is a myth. Sheppard never met her
So how do you explain this?

It's not true?

Also, Zaia is now (AFAIK) one of, if not the, oldest female member of the board. (Duchess of Zeon might be the only other one that is still actually posting here that's been here longer.. I don't know for sure, though)

~ver

Mitth · Post by **Mitth** » 2003-12-30 01:07am

*Zaia nerd fanboy*

Zaia is one of the small percentage of female board members we have. She also tends to have real hot avatars, and although I doubt any of them were her, whenever she enters my dreams, she's one of those.

(I dream about SD.net a lot... don't worry, I'm not TOO much of a pervert. although, I AM dreaming about SD.net.... hrm.

)

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-12-30 01:09am

-verilon; Yeah, DoZ is still around...just less posting, but she's been sighted.

-Mitth; Once long ago, one of her avatars was a shot of her...just so you can now obsessively backtrack.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-30 01:11am

GR, avatars back update. So all of her posts will have her current avatar.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-12-30 01:15am

muse wrote:She's a cool chick who is fantasized about by the young virgin males of this board.

They are of course wasting their time, seeing how she is generally always fantazing about me, not them. I hear the SOS is filled with threads starting by Zaia concerning how cute she thinks I am.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-12-30 01:27am

Wicked Pilot wrote:
muse wrote:She's a cool chick who is fantasized about by the young virgin males of this board.
They are of course wasting their time, seeing how she is generally always fantazing about me, not them. I hear the SOS is filled with threads starting by Zaia concerning how cute she thinks I am.

Evidently, another illusion. Have you checked your O2 connection when you get up in those high altitudes, sir?

Anyway, Zaia is my only reason for living.

Seriously, I think most everyone else has got her down pretty good (not in any sick way, you peverted freaks!), so all I can add is, I will see her, eventually, whn I go to Maryland (I swear I will!) and, while I'm there, I'll drop by Greg's Reserve unit just to say hello.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-12-30 01:28am

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:GR, avatars back update. So all of her posts will have her current avatar.

D'uh...no really?

Which is why it's a cruel backtrack...because you have to try to memorize which one.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-30 01:29am

Who's in MD? Other than me.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-12-30 01:29am

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Who's in MD? Other than me.

Zaia, Shep, CmdrWilkens, Mat Huang...probably a few others who haven't revealed as well.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-12-30 01:37am

Mitth wrote:*Zaia nerd fanboy*

Zaia is one of the small percentage of female board members we have. She also tends to have real hot avatars, and although I doubt any of them were her, whenever she enters my dreams, she's one of those.

(I dream about SD.net a lot... don't worry, I'm not TOO much of a pervert. although, I AM dreaming about SD.net.... hrm. )

Wimmim in my dreams always suddenly turn into "The Jeresy Devil" at the worst times.

Macross · Post by **Macross** » 2003-12-30 01:41am

muse wrote:She's a cool chick who is fantasized about by the young virgin males of this board.

Aye

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-12-30 02:01am

Matt Huang wrote:So, who is this Zaia?

................

I say we club him over the head, whack off his legs and barbeque them over a roaring fire, then slice off his arms and marinate them in coke before offering a sacrifice to Lich and devoring it all along with a tankard of bloodmead.

I'm sorry, it seems that one of my Orks has a crush on Zaia and is a bit hungry to boot. Better run.