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Who is this Zaia I keep reading about?

Posted: 2003-12-29 11:34pm
by Lancer
I checked out Dalton's website (http://www.daltonator.net), and on the FUQ there are several strange (even by ASVS standards) posts by Zaia. So, who is this Zaia?

Posted: 2003-12-29 11:38pm
by The Cleric
Use the search funtion. And she'll be back in early January, don't worry.

Posted: 2003-12-29 11:44pm
by Lord of the Farce

Posted: 2003-12-29 11:54pm
by Pablo Sanchez
Don't listen to these fools. Zaia is merely a myth.

Posted: 2003-12-30 12:00am
by Lancer
Lord of the Farce wrote:Member Profile.
That really doesn't tell me much besides the fact that I now know she resides mostly in the OT boards.

Posted: 2003-12-30 12:01am
by Lonestar
Pablo Sanchez wrote:Don't listen to these fools. Zaia is merely a myth.
What about that photo those hunters took in Northern California, hmmm?

Posted: 2003-12-30 12:03am
by muse
She's a cool chick who is fantasized about by the young virgin males of this board.

Posted: 2003-12-30 12:03am
by Ghost Rider
Lonestar wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote:Don't listen to these fools. Zaia is merely a myth.
What about that photo those hunters took in Northern California, hmmm?
Lies, all lies.

...now sir if you'll come this way

Posted: 2003-12-30 12:05am
by Ghost Rider
muse wrote:She's a cool chick
true...she's a hoot to talk with.
who is fantasized about by the young virgin males of this board.
Isn't that every female :P ?

Posted: 2003-12-30 12:20am
by XaLEv
My tongue danced about her nether regions in a dream a while ago.

Posted: 2003-12-30 12:27am
by aerius
Semi-mystical figure who only MkSheppard has seen. I'm told they fooled around and stuff, but no details are known for sure.

Posted: 2003-12-30 12:29am
by Dalton
aerius wrote:Semi-mystical figure who only MkSheppard has seen. I'm told they fooled around and stuff, but no details are known for sure.
Now THAT is a myth. Sheppard never met her :)

Zaia is the unofficial board sweetheart.

Posted: 2003-12-30 12:42am
by aerius
Dalton wrote:Now THAT is a myth. Sheppard never met her :)
So how do you explain this? :P

Posted: 2003-12-30 12:43am
by haas mark
aerius wrote:
Dalton wrote:Now THAT is a myth. Sheppard never met her :)
So how do you explain this? :P
It's not true?

Also, Zaia is now (AFAIK) one of, if not the, oldest female member of the board. (Duchess of Zeon might be the only other one that is still actually posting here that's been here longer.. I don't know for sure, though)

~ver

Posted: 2003-12-30 01:07am
by Mitth
*Zaia nerd fanboy*

Zaia is one of the small percentage of female board members we have. She also tends to have real hot avatars, and although I doubt any of them were her, whenever she enters my dreams, she's one of those.

(I dream about SD.net a lot... don't worry, I'm not TOO much of a pervert. although, I AM dreaming about SD.net.... hrm. :P)

Posted: 2003-12-30 01:09am
by Ghost Rider
-verilon; Yeah, DoZ is still around...just less posting, but she's been sighted.

-Mitth; Once long ago, one of her avatars was a shot of her...just so you can now obsessively backtrack. :P

Posted: 2003-12-30 01:11am
by The Cleric
GR, avatars back update. So all of her posts will have her current avatar.

Posted: 2003-12-30 01:15am
by Wicked Pilot
muse wrote:She's a cool chick who is fantasized about by the young virgin males of this board.
They are of course wasting their time, seeing how she is generally always fantazing about me, not them. I hear the SOS is filled with threads starting by Zaia concerning how cute she thinks I am.

Posted: 2003-12-30 01:27am
by RogueIce
Wicked Pilot wrote:
muse wrote:She's a cool chick who is fantasized about by the young virgin males of this board.
They are of course wasting their time, seeing how she is generally always fantazing about me, not them. I hear the SOS is filled with threads starting by Zaia concerning how cute she thinks I am.
Evidently, another illusion. Have you checked your O2 connection when you get up in those high altitudes, sir?

Anyway, Zaia is my only reason for living. :D

Seriously, I think most everyone else has got her down pretty good (not in any sick way, you peverted freaks!), so all I can add is, I will see her, eventually, whn I go to Maryland (I swear I will!) and, while I'm there, I'll drop by Greg's Reserve unit just to say hello. :)

Posted: 2003-12-30 01:28am
by Ghost Rider
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:GR, avatars back update. So all of her posts will have her current avatar.
D'uh...no really?

Which is why it's a cruel backtrack...because you have to try to memorize which one.

Posted: 2003-12-30 01:29am
by The Cleric
Who's in MD? Other than me.

Posted: 2003-12-30 01:29am
by Ghost Rider
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Who's in MD? Other than me.
Zaia, Shep, CmdrWilkens, Mat Huang...probably a few others who haven't revealed as well.

Posted: 2003-12-30 01:37am
by Lonestar
Mitth wrote:*Zaia nerd fanboy*

Zaia is one of the small percentage of female board members we have. She also tends to have real hot avatars, and although I doubt any of them were her, whenever she enters my dreams, she's one of those.

(I dream about SD.net a lot... don't worry, I'm not TOO much of a pervert. although, I AM dreaming about SD.net.... hrm. :P)

Wimmim in my dreams always suddenly turn into "The Jeresy Devil" at the worst times. :?

Posted: 2003-12-30 01:41am
by Macross
muse wrote:She's a cool chick who is fantasized about by the young virgin males of this board.
Aye :oops:

Posted: 2003-12-30 02:01am
by Kuja
Matt Huang wrote:So, who is this Zaia?

................


I say we club him over the head, whack off his legs and barbeque them over a roaring fire, then slice off his arms and marinate them in coke before offering a sacrifice to Lich and devoring it all along with a tankard of bloodmead.

I'm sorry, it seems that one of my Orks has a crush on Zaia and is a bit hungry to boot. Better run.

:P