Lets pitch together and buy this!

Super-Gagme · Post by **Super-Gagme** » 2003-12-30 12:27am

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... gory=26432

What do you say? What should we name it? I say we should use this to mount an invasion on Sealand off the coast of England.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-12-30 12:31am

Watch this get snapped up and refitted by Disney or Microsoft or something.

"Sir! We're losing marketshare!"
"Launch Bravo Squadron! Missiles away!"

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-30 12:34am

FUQ that!!

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-12-30 12:40am

If we coat the flight deck in soil and use the fighter storage to grow fungi, we could form our own country!

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-12-30 01:04am

She'd make a good pirate vessel. ARRRRRR!

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-12-30 01:14am

Wicked Pilot wrote:She'd make a good pirate vessel. ARRRRRR!

Aye... after we be finding Nemo, we can go sailing the South China Seas for beautiful women. Yo ho!

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-30 01:22am

And all the STD's we could possibly want!! (I'm thinking either Hong Kong or Thailand. Sterotypical, of course).

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-12-30 01:28am

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:And all the STD's we could possibly want!! (I'm thinking either Hong Kong or Thailand. Sterotypical, of course).

I thought only Macao has the real dirty ones?

I call dibs on helmsman!

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-12-30 01:29am

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:And all the STD's we could possibly want!!

ARRR, we just use a condom, or bend them over the other way.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-30 01:30am

Some jump.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-12-30 01:31am

.....with enough members participating in it, we might be able to actually buy it. I'd help, if I had a source of income. How cool would it be to be the only message board with their own aircraft carrier?

Now, what we DO with it, I dunno, but for starters I'd paint a huge star destroyer on the hull, and the Imperial logo.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-12-30 01:32am

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote: Now, what we DO with it, I dunno, but for starters I'd paint a huge star destroyer on the hull, and the Imperial logo.

Fuel? NAH! We got a big SD on the side, instead!

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-30 01:32am

Every registered member would have to cought up around $7500.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-12-30 01:33am

I'll paint the two-headed eagle and the red star on the other side.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-12-30 01:36am

I call bridge lookout! * runs off happy he gets to play with big binoculars *

-- Serious note:

There is an aircraft carrier they turning into a museum in Alameda. When it first arrrived it was in terrible shape. Im sure this one is similarly so. It will not be so easy to make a living selling spaces for the night.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-12-30 01:36am

StarshipTitanic wrote:
Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote: Now, what we DO with it, I dunno, but for starters I'd paint a huge star destroyer on the hull, and the Imperial logo.
Fuel? NAH! We got a big SD on the side, instead!

It wouldn't need to MOVE... we could just sit out in the Atlantic ocean and play miniture island. If we park near a trade route, we could probably scare a few merchants before it became widely known that we had it.

Imagine nearly a thousand men, women, and teens brandishing fake lightsabers and waving wildly as you pass. It'd scare me out of the business entirely.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-12-30 01:36am

I could be the Admiral. Woo hoo!!! We'll name her the 'Blight'

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-12-30 01:40am

Okay Cal, I call Grand Admiral

actually, I'd have fun just playing with a gun somewhere. Gimme something that looks like it should shoot. Targets or no targets, bullets or no bullets, I'll defend us good! Keep me occupied for days on end.

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2003-12-30 01:40am

The HMCS Combustible!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-12-30 01:43am

I have an idea! Let's buy it, then sell it to some landlocked third world country for double price.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-12-30 01:45am

Hey, we only need a $2,000 deposit...

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-12-30 01:45am

fgalkin wrote:I have an idea! Let's buy it, then sell it to some landlocked third world country for double price.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Brilliant! But we'll use the money to buy used Soviet helicopters off of eBay instead!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-12-30 01:54am

StarshipTitanic wrote:
fgalkin wrote:I have an idea! Let's buy it, then sell it to some landlocked third world country for double price.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Brilliant! But we'll use the money to buy used Soviet helicopters off of eBay instead!

And sell them to the US government so they can use them instead of the black helicopters. That way, they can blame the Soviets.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-30 01:56am

Don't we do that anyway?

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-12-30 02:01am

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Don't we do that anyway?

No, we had to use Airwolf and that old Vree saucer to get things done.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin