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What do you say? What should we name it? I say we should use this to mount an invasion on Sealand off the coast of England.

Watch this get snapped up and refitted by Disney or Microsoft or something.

"Sir! We're losing marketshare!"
"Launch Bravo Squadron! Missiles away!"

FUQ that!!

If we coat the flight deck in soil and use the fighter storage to grow fungi, we could form our own country!

She'd make a good pirate vessel. ARRRRRR!

Wicked Pilot wrote:She'd make a good pirate vessel. ARRRRRR!

Aye... after we be finding Nemo, we can go sailing the South China Seas for beautiful women. Yo ho!

And all the STD's we could possibly want!! (I'm thinking either Hong Kong or Thailand. Sterotypical, of course).

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:And all the STD's we could possibly want!! (I'm thinking either Hong Kong or Thailand. Sterotypical, of course).

I thought only Macao has the real dirty ones?

I call dibs on helmsman!

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:And all the STD's we could possibly want!!

ARRR, we just use a condom, or bend them over the other way.

Some jump.

.....with enough members participating in it, we might be able to actually buy it. I'd help, if I had a source of income. How cool would it be to be the only message board with their own aircraft carrier?

Now, what we DO with it, I dunno, but for starters I'd paint a huge star destroyer on the hull, and the Imperial logo.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote: Now, what we DO with it, I dunno, but for starters I'd paint a huge star destroyer on the hull, and the Imperial logo.

Fuel? NAH! We got a big SD on the side, instead!

Every registered member would have to cought up around $7500.

I'll paint the two-headed eagle and the red star on the other side.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

I call bridge lookout! * runs off happy he gets to play with big binoculars *



-- Serious note:

There is an aircraft carrier they turning into a museum in Alameda. When it first arrrived it was in terrible shape. Im sure this one is similarly so. It will not be so easy to make a living selling spaces for the night.

StarshipTitanic wrote:

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote: Now, what we DO with it, I dunno, but for starters I'd paint a huge star destroyer on the hull, and the Imperial logo.

Fuel? NAH! We got a big SD on the side, instead!

It wouldn't need to MOVE... we could just sit out in the Atlantic ocean and play miniture island. If we park near a trade route, we could probably scare a few merchants before it became widely known that we had it.

Imagine nearly a thousand men, women, and teens brandishing fake lightsabers and waving wildly as you pass. It'd scare me out of the business entirely.

I could be the Admiral. Woo hoo!!! We'll name her the 'Blight'

Okay Cal, I call Grand Admiral

actually, I'd have fun just playing with a gun somewhere. Gimme something that looks like it should shoot. Targets or no targets, bullets or no bullets, I'll defend us good! Keep me occupied for days on end.

The HMCS Combustible!

I have an idea! Let's buy it, then sell it to some landlocked third world country for double price.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Hey, we only need a $2,000 deposit...

fgalkin wrote:I have an idea! Let's buy it, then sell it to some landlocked third world country for double price.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Brilliant! But we'll use the money to buy used Soviet helicopters off of eBay instead!

StarshipTitanic wrote:

fgalkin wrote:I have an idea! Let's buy it, then sell it to some landlocked third world country for double price.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Brilliant! But we'll use the money to buy used Soviet helicopters off of eBay instead!

And sell them to the US government so they can use them instead of the black helicopters. That way, they can blame the Soviets.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Don't we do that anyway?

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Don't we do that anyway?

No, we had to use Airwolf and that old Vree saucer to get things done.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin