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Originally this was intended as a name your own wierdest kink but I thought people would not want to fess up what they were into that was out of the ordinary so instead I go for the safer option: Name someone else's wierdest kink.

So, what kink did an ex or current girlfriend or boyfriend have that you considered weird or simply the most extereme of the kinks you've dealt with (other then your own of course :wink: )

Mine would have to be one ex girlfriend who had several kinks (BY FAR the best lover I ever had) She liked to be slapped and talked dirty to in bed. You would never guess it from knowing her, she was a quiet book worm type but when she got behind closed doors SHIT! You know the old saying: "A lady in the streets, a freak in the sheets"?

By talked dirty she wanted me to basically say she was a whore and my bitch etc...

She also liked to do it in public places (For those that remember the Matrix threads from earlier last month she was the one that gave me a foot job during a movie) These include blowjobs during Schindler's List and all out sex at work.

So, anyone else have that one girl or guy that curled your toes?
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Stravo wrote:
She liked to be slapped and talked dirty to in bed.
been there done that..... before the days of worrying about her changing her mind and suing your ass....
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One girl i was insisted i wore a bowler hat while i porked her. Luckily i had one. Made going for a quicky a bit of a pain. She insisted she couldn't cum unless i wore it.
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theski wrote:Stravo wrote:
She liked to be slapped and talked dirty to in bed.
been there done that..... before the days of worrying about her changing her mind and suing your ass....
AIn't that the truth. This happened back in College I think I would be VERY hesitant to do that now considering all that could happen...and god forbid she should have rape fantasies. :evil:
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I had an ex that liked to wear heels and kick men in the nuts.

Not exactly a kink...
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Dalton wrote:I had an ex that liked to wear heels and kick men in the nuts.

Not exactly a kink...
I assume that's why she's an ex? :lol:
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An ex of mine was very heavily into masochism...
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Stravo wrote:
Dalton wrote:I had an ex that liked to wear heels and kick men in the nuts.

Not exactly a kink...
I assume that's why she's an ex? :lol:
There are a lot of mitigating circumstances, up to and including her dumping me. :)
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I had a really weird ex and I don't even know where to begin with her. As I wrote in the Brotherhood:
That's a tough call, if I use a broad interpretation of "fairly normal" then yes. She's the one who introduced me to outdoor sex, sex in public places, food, bondage, (FFM) 3-somes, sex on drugs, ice, and then she burned me with hot candle wax that psycho chick. There was also bondage, roleplaying, anal, her almost violating my ass with a dildo, rough sex, being handcuffed and gagged in my sleep before being tickled to death and fucked roughly (she bruised my balls :shock:), the popsicle incident...you know what, I take it back, she ain't normal.
But it was the best sex I'd ever had until I started sleeping with my current GF.
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aerius wrote:SNIP
What is it about the crazy ones and sex? If you want to have a demon in bed she either has to be totally insane or the perfect GF and we all know how hard the latter is to find.
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Stravo wrote:What is it about the crazy ones and sex? If you want to have a demon in bed she either has to be totally insane or the perfect GF and we all know how hard the latter is to find.
I wish I knew...but I guess when my #1 priority in 1st year university was "lose virginity and get laid at all cost" it kinda increased my chances of sleeping with psycho chicks like her.
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2003 was a weird year in that area for me.

There was one girl who like to be spanked and I was real uncomfortable with that at first. She also liked to bite. Bit my face real hard one time, and bit me on various parts of the body and it hurt alot.

Another girl really, really wanted to tie me up, I don't know why, but I'm not into that, but once when we were in bed and I gave her a tickle attack, she did some weird jamaican wrestling moves and next thing I knew, I got kneed in the nose and my arms tied behind me, my shirt ripped off and my head pinned down. She liked to see me prone and emasculated for some reason.
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Stravo wrote:
aerius wrote:SNIP
What is it about the crazy ones and sex? If you want to have a demon in bed she either has to be totally insane or the perfect GF and we all know how hard the latter is to find.
amen to that! all of the 'dirty girls' i dated ended up being fucking whackjobs. This one girl i dated was into vampires so she liked to be bitten.. she also liked to bite. Let me tell you, she fucking bit hard! So i'll share with you Chris' Sexual Rule of Thumb #1: If she makes you bleed every time you fuck her, run!
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Col. Crackpot wrote: amen to that! all of the 'dirty girls' i dated ended up being fucking whackjobs. This one girl i dated was into vampires so she liked to be bitten.. she also liked to bite. Let me tell you, she fucking bit hard! So i'll share with you Chris' Sexual Rule of Thumb #1: If she makes you bleed every time you fuck her, run!
that's probably part of why I attract the women I do....I'm just your perfectly average scottish vampire.... :D
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There seems to be more girls lately who are into being choked for some reason. Its arousing for them I guess, but thats off the margins for me and would never choke someone even if it was consensual but I have friends who have done it.
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Bloodletting.

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Col. Crackpot wrote:Amen to that! all of the 'dirty girls' i dated ended up being fucking whackjobs. This one girl i dated was into vampires so she liked to be bitten.. she also liked to bite. Let me tell you, she fucking bit hard! So i'll share with you Chris' Sexual Rule of Thumb #1: If she makes you bleed every time you fuck her, run!
... Biting is so tame...

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aerius wrote:I had a really weird ex and I don't even know where to begin with her. As I wrote in the Brotherhood:
That's a tough call, if I use a broad interpretation of "fairly normal" then yes. She's the one who introduced me to outdoor sex, sex in public places, food, bondage, (FFM) 3-somes, sex on drugs, ice, and then she burned me with hot candle wax that psycho chick. There was also bondage, roleplaying, anal, her almost violating my ass with a dildo, rough sex, being handcuffed and gagged in my sleep before being tickled to death and fucked roughly (she bruised my balls :shock:), the popsicle incident...you know what, I take it back, she ain't normal.
But it was the best sex I'd ever had until I started sleeping with my current GF.
DUDE!! Do you have ANY IDEA how fun candle was can be??

Handcuffs and gagging.. mreowr.

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verilon wrote:Bloodletting.

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again, i direct you to Chris' Sexual Rule of Thumb #1, which can be broadend to include men if the case warrants.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
verilon wrote:Bloodletting.

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again, i direct you to Chris' Sexual Rule of Thumb #1, which can be broadend to include men if the case warrants.
...not that kind of bloodletting...

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verilon wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:Amen to that! all of the 'dirty girls' i dated ended up being fucking whackjobs. This one girl i dated was into vampires so she liked to be bitten.. she also liked to bite. Let me tell you, she fucking bit hard! So i'll share with you Chris' Sexual Rule of Thumb #1: If she makes you bleed every time you fuck her, run!
... Biting is so tame...

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Col. Crackpot wrote:when there isn't blood involved, sure.
<-- can bite hard enough to leave scars without causing blood loss.

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Holy fuck, where to begin? The japanese girl with an innnocent smile, perfect manners and a sexual gymnast; the Girl who could only cum if you tore her clothes out the way (but don't remove them, tear them into strips but they have to still be touching her :roll: ); The girl who would only have sex as part of roleplay... which admitedly was fun and cute at the beginning, but got wearing after a while; The lesbian that didn't want to have sex, but liked to suck my dick whenever the mood took her (not a GF, I know, but it's certainly a kink); My ex-roommate in Nottingham who liked to walk around the house naked, answer the door naked, Sit crosslegged on the kitchen table and eat her breakfast naked, which made breakfast time fun and distracting (Ok not a GF, but a fuck-buddy so that's close enough); The Female Executive who was completely submissive when wearing a blindfold - and I do mean completely submissive; The girl who showed me that a tit-wank can be amazing using only the nipples and part of the cleavage (she had very sensitive breasts when aroused, so she couldn't push them together during sex, but in this case didn't have to), not necessarily a kink but she did like to massage the cum across her breasts with her fingertips; The numerous submissives that liked to be spanked (and isn't there a bewildering number of ways to spank a girl - Fingertips, palm, hard and longcontact, hard and quick contact, quick-flicks, Spanking up the buttocks rather than flat on them, the list goes on); A varient of above, the girl who loved to have her cunt spanked :roll: ; The bondage girls - and the million and one different sets of straps, cuffs, whips and laces they all prefer; The girl who literally screamed when she came (and that can be terrifying the first time, because I jumped off thinking I'd hurt her - it was a loud, proper scream); The girl who loved to have her cunt licked through her silk knickers, but never allowed you to give her a proper blowjob; The girl who could only cum when she wore her glasses... WTF :roll: (oh, and the lights had to be on); The girl who could cum when just having sex described to her (providing the description was dirty enough); The girl who decided it would be fun to have sex on top of a Car which was parked under a streetlight, at 04:00 while it's alarm was going off (the fastest sex I've ever had, in fact I don't think I came - she did and I just wanted out of there, it was fucking cold); The girl who liked to have her knickers taken down and given a blowjob outdoors or in public places (in her defence she always returned the favour with fantastic sex when we got back home); The woman who showed me the correct way to have anal sex with a woman so she will always be glad to have it again (not a kink, but she deserves an honourable mention :) ). That'll do for now, there's more but I'm not spending the rest of the night listing hte kninks of women I've slept with. :P

For my kinks... Um... well I refuse to be cuffed/bound/restrained; No fingers up my arse, thank you very much. One-way traffic only (yes I know it makes me a hypocrit, but then it's the same with all men and at least I know how to make a woman cum when I fuck her arse. The same cannot be said by women in return); I really love the taste of a womans sweat (especailly when it mixes with her cum), I love it when a woman masturbates (the look on her face and the way her body moves, it's always different in different women but it definitely makes you want to fuck them immediately afterwards); I prefer it when a woman swallows, or at least tells mne beforehand that she won't - how difficult is it to say "Ok, I'll go down on you, but I don't swallow."? That way I can warn you before I cum and we don't end up with her head suddenly throwing herself backwards and spitting and swearing. :roll: ;I like it when a woman knows how to give a blow-job properly (ladies, th only thing that has to go in your mouth is the head, trying to get it all in there and ending up feeling sick is not the correct way :wink: ); I prefer it when she sleeps on top of me with her head on my chest; I prefer a bit of give and take - total submissiveness gets boring fast; I prefer it when the girl in question isn't a walking foundry - Peirced belly-buttons, nipples and lips can be a complete turn off, especially if it's piercings with spikes (why spikes, just why? :? ). Piecred nipples with small rings can be ok, I can take it or leave it, but it just doesn't work for me when they go nuts with the fucking things (and concerning the myth that it makes sex better - it doesn't. You like having your nipples pulled, then it can be done with the teeth just as well and more safely, and tongue studs do not make oral sex better, but if you want to have the same effect put a very small ballbearing in your mouth when you go down on your partner, notice how they couldn't care less and save yourself the mutilation-for-fashion); I've slept with an inordinate amount of gils named Sandra over the years, does that count as a kink? :D
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