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Sad...just so god damn sad.

Posted: 2004-01-02 02:36am
by Laird

Posted: 2004-01-02 02:38am
by Darth Wong
That's fucking hilarious!

Posted: 2004-01-02 02:44am
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Wasn't there something also claiming to be an imaginary girlfriend kit, with some pictures, letters, and a tampon? Perhaps someone will get that with the vagina carrot, ghost in a jar, and if they can spare the cash, the $9,000,000 sattelite. Perhaps it will come in a discount with the "Big Moron Package"! Buy the ghost and imaginary girlfriend, get the vagina carrot free!

Posted: 2004-01-02 02:49am
by Dorsk 81
What I want to know is how you came across this... did you do a search... :wink:

Posted: 2004-01-02 02:55am
by Gandalf
That's pretty cool. It's the kind of passive stupidity everyone can enjoy.

Posted: 2004-01-02 03:27am
by Exonerate

Posted: 2004-01-02 03:37am
by Darth Garden Gnome
Exonerate wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... egory=1468

Not sure which one is worse.
And there are six bids...?

Posted: 2004-01-02 03:38am
by darthdavid
That's the most moronic crap i've ever seen.

Posted: 2004-01-02 03:43am
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Exonerate wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... egory=1468

Not sure which one is worse.
As an addition to the "Moron Package" I mentioned in my last post, I think that they're the ones that are in a combo package with the imaginary girlfriend: Get the imaginary girlfriend, and get the asskicking half off! And for free, we'll kick your ass again for bidding money on something like this!

Posted: 2004-01-02 05:09am
by Brother-Captain Gaius
Exonerate wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... egory=1468

Not sure which one is worse.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That is awesome. I salute the auctioners for their superior ability to play on people's stupidity.

Posted: 2004-01-02 05:12am
by haas mark
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Exonerate wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... egory=1468

Not sure which one is worse.
And there are six bids...?
Seven, actually. :shock:

:lol:

~ver

Posted: 2004-01-02 05:19am
by Gandalf
That ass kicking one is fucking hilarious.

Posted: 2004-01-02 05:40am
by salm
where´s this ebay bid with this painting of this really evil kid? i haven´t been scared for a long time.

Posted: 2004-01-02 06:15am
by Lord Pounder
I think the woman in that 1st auction looks like a man in drag.

Re: Sad...just so god damn sad.

Posted: 2004-01-02 06:21am
by Hethrir
woohoo, a pretend g/f for five bucks!

Posted: 2004-01-02 11:46am
by AnimeJet
Exonerate wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... egory=1468

Not sure which one is worse.
Aww, hasn't anyone seen the original? It was written much better, but i think the auction is over =T

Re: Sad...just so god damn sad.

Posted: 2004-01-02 11:47am
by Soontir C'boath
Hethrir wrote:
woohoo, a pretend g/f for five bucks!
Ha, it's $15!
Anyone know of a friend that'll go for this? :lol: ~Jason

Posted: 2004-01-02 04:49pm
by Darth Yoshi
*blinks* *smacks head against monitor* Oi, the stupidity.

Posted: 2004-01-02 04:55pm
by General Zod
and for $15.00 you could get a three day pass to a halfway decent porn site instead. . . . .why waste cash on something that doesn't exist? get instant masturbafaction now!

Posted: 2004-01-02 05:02pm
by Montcalm
Its cheaper to have your own imaginary GF and shake junior while looking at porn on the net. :wink:

Posted: 2004-01-02 05:03pm
by Laird
Dorsk 81 wrote:What I want to know is how you came across this... did you do a search... :wink:
Found it on another Forum.

Posted: 2004-01-02 08:49pm
by aphexmonster
haha, thats the second imaginary girlfriend thing ive found now ....


this girl is much more attractive

Posted: 2004-01-02 09:30pm
by The Aliens
Meh, porn is more economical. The fake g/f would probably dump my ass first, and Mr. Wonderful will never leave, barring catastrophic accident.