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The fluorine atom sat lonely in her room. She had everything a young atom could want, except one thing: an eighth electron in her outer orbital. She peered out her window, and saw a young, hansome sodium atom walking down the street. This was it, she had been waiting too long. She got dressed and walked outside.

The sodium atom atom was walking down the street, minding his own business. He had a big, firm nucleus and a 2p orbital to die for. But all that the fluorine atom cared about was his one, lonely electron in his 3s orbital. The fluorine atom stood in the middle of the sidewalk, blocking his path.

“Hey hot stuff,” the fluorine atom said in a sexy voice, “what are you doing all alone on a night like this?”

“I am late for a very important single replacement reaction with silver nitrate,” said the sodium atom, “Please don’t hurt me.” He tried to step aside, but the fluorine atom move with him, blocking his path.

“Not anymore,” replied the fluorine atom, “I’ve had an incomplete octet for far too long, and tonight is my lucky night.”

The sodium atom tried to turn and run, but the fluorine atom grabbed him and threw him to the ground. She lowered herself and gently straddled his chest, and looked sinisterly into his eyes.

“Don’t even think about running. According to Graham’s Law, I’m 1.10 times faster than you. You could never out run me. “
She turned to see if anyone was watching, and when the coast was clear, she said slyly,
“And now to take what is mine.”

She turned and unbuttoned the sodium atom’s pants and slid them off his wildly kicking legs. The fluorine atom herself pulled off her own dress, leaving nothing but panties and a bra to cover her shapely non-metal body. She pulled down the sodium atom’s underwear and grabbed his slowly-hardening 3s orbital, stroking it gently. She quickly let go, not wanting him to ionize too quickly. She slid off her panties, revealing a shapely ass and a clean-shaven 1p orbital. The sodium atom did not have much time to admire it before her stank 1p orbital encapsulated his erect 3s orbital.
“yes, YES!” the fluorine atom screamed. The sodium atom could not hold back. He grabbed her bra and tore it off, feeling her silky breasts. He was starting to climax.
“Give it to me!” yelled the flourine atom, herself climaxing. The sodium atom came, releasing his 3s1 electron.

Just then, the sodium atom felt a sudden change. He began shrinking rapidly from the loss of his 3s orbital. Before long, he was no longer a young, innocent sodium ion; he was a robust, seasoned sodium cation. He looked at himself, admiring his new [Ne] electron configuration. He looked up to the fluorine atom. She too has changed, growing slightly and achieving an [Ne] electron configuration of her own. The fluorine atom, now an anion, was frightened. She hadn’t expected this. She tried to get up, but she couldn’t. She was stuck. The fluorine anion, in her youthful behavior, neglected to consider the consequences of her actions. She and the sodium cation were no longer mere insignificant atoms anymore.

They were now sodium fluoride, an important ingredient in toothpaste.

Captain_Cyran wrote:*raises an eyebrow*






This board kicks so much ass...

Gil Hamilton wrote:Is it wrong that that gave me a hard on?

Gil Hamilton wrote:Is it wrong that that gave me a hard on?

DPDarkPrimus wrote:

Gil Hamilton wrote:Is it wrong that that gave me a hard on?

Yes, I feel dirty too.