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According to an article on CHUD.com, there is a plan for a... brace yourselves... SLINKY MOVIE.

Yes, you heard right. A feature-length movie based around the Slinky. As in, the main character is a Slinky.

I weep. I weep.

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Old news. They had some survivor movie out, and it tanked. Maybe this new slinky movie will tank too if it goes the way I think it will go.

I'm sure people said the same thing about a film with a farmboy and an old man going up against a guy in a black costume with breathing problems.

So now what, it's the Enchanted Slinky? Goes down stairs faster than ever before, and can go up stairs too? Slices, dices, and chops faster than Emeril Lagasse on tumeric? Makes your coffee and fetches the morning paper? Saves the universe in a single day?

Obviously large amounts of crack was involved in this decision.

DPDarkPrimus wrote:A feature-length movie based around the Slinky. As in, the main character is a Slinky.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS: A film based around a character who uses a Slinky as a weapon would be pretty cool though. Or have I just been watching too much Sukeban Deka?

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sounds a lot better than the new Fox show "My big fat obnoxious Fiance" where a hot rich woman has to convince her family through an engagement, and wedding ceremony that some fat obnoxious rude asshole is really her fiance so she can win $1,000,000

what's wrong with that? Toy Story, anyone? I bet people also thought JAy-Jay the Jet plane was stupid, too (It is) and would tank (I wish it would) but it's very popular (Stupid Kids) and comes on every day here in J'ville on my beloved PBS (I sleep with PBS on). and wakes me up...

the sun is rising high up over Terry Town
Friends taking off and friends touching down
so buckle up tight it's a magical Fa-light
with Jay-Jay
Ja-jaaaaaaay
Jay-Jay the jet plane "THAT'S ME!"

KILL ME!! PLEASE! I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!! I HAVE A FEAR OF FLYING NOW! I WANT TO BREAK MY TV!!! JAY JAY THE JET PLANE IS THE REASON I DON'T DONATE TO PBS!!! AAAAAUGH!!!!!!

*Runs away screaming*

Must be a joke they can`t actualy make a movie around something as silly as a slinky.....and if its no joke

WHat on earth is a slinky???

Dahak wrote:WHat on earth is a slinky???

Just google for it.

How big a budget is this thing going to have?

DPDarkPrimus wrote:According to an article on CHUD.com, there is a plan for a... brace yourselves... SLINKY MOVIE.

Yes, you heard right. A feature-length movie based around the Slinky. As in, the main character is a Slinky.

I weep. I weep.

That's hardly a new low. Dumb, but hardly a new low for Hollywood. A new low would be making a snuff-film reality movie or something. Like who doesn't want to get fed to the cannibal or something.

This is what it's about:

"We are creating a completely imaginary, full world all based on the Slinky," says the film's director Henrique Vera-Villanueva. "The main character is a big Indiana Jones-type Slinky."

Channel 4 has gone one better.

Tonight and for the next week, there will be an hour long show showing the last 24 hours of what several contestants have done in a special studio in a, wait for it, staying awake contest.

The show: Shattered. The prize: £100k. The goal: To stay awake for 7 days straight whilst enduring such obstacles as driving around in a limo with the heating on full and general comprehension tests.

A doctor from my uni wrote into the national paper I get to complain about how fucking sad this is and enquire as to when trying to stay awake for a week was reality TV.

Ver should enter that show. He'd walk it.

Lord Pounder wrote:Ver should enter that show. He'd walk it.

Agreed, but I'd have to take some heavy sleeping pills to stop myself from beating the stupid out of the company execs who thought this show up and somehow sold it to C4.

Those companies have execs? Shit i though they just got a couple of Snue Gliffers to rattle off ideas. This my friends is why i only watch Scuzz TV and Kerrang!

TV died a long time ago, I only watch it if I feel the need to lose faith in humanity again.

The Net is the new TV. Sky Digital? Pah. 500 channels of pure shit pretty much 24/7.

And as for this slinky movie, was this not going to be about the slinky dog in Toy Story? Though given the VA for Slinky died some time ago, it could be hard to do.

No, they're creating a world based on the slinky.

Chardok wrote:what's wrong with that? Toy Story, anyone? I bet people also thought JAy-Jay the Jet plane was stupid, too (It is) and would tank (I wish it would) but it's very popular (Stupid Kids) and comes on every day here in J'ville on my beloved PBS (I sleep with PBS on). and wakes me up...

the sun is rising high up over Terry Town
Friends taking off and friends touching down
so buckle up tight it's a magical Fa-light
with Jay-Jay
Ja-jaaaaaaay
Jay-Jay the jet plane "THAT'S ME!"

KILL ME!! PLEASE! I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!! I HAVE A FEAR OF FLYING NOW! I WANT TO BREAK MY TV!!! JAY JAY THE JET PLANE IS THE REASON I DON'T DONATE TO PBS!!! AAAAAUGH!!!!!!

*Runs away screaming*

(I think I should get 'em a Jay-Jay the jet plane toy for their birthday.)

I don't get the movie...

No doubt they'll hype it up like they did with the Matrix sequels....

I'm sure a movie like that would have a great moral: Don't smoke crack and then think up of movies.

Jay-Jay the jetplane bows before Budgie the little helicopter and Jimbo.