Do you know what hurts?

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2004-01-06 10:53am

A blister on your ass from burning it on the heating pad because it was freakin cold last night.

Do you know what hurts more than a blister on your ass?

Two of them.

Do you know what hurts more than two blisters on your ass?

Three of them.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-01-06 10:58am

mouth ulcers and a habit of eating spicy food..... hurts... alot...

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2004-01-06 10:59am

You could always whack off until your dick blisters...now THAT hurts.

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2004-01-06 11:02am

CmdrWilkens wrote:You could always whack off until your dick blisters...now THAT hurts.

Yeah, but then you'd have french ticklers, and french ticklers are good to have.

Super-Gagme · Post by **Super-Gagme** » 2004-01-06 11:18am

I'd imagine having your penis slowly eaten by ticks would hurt.

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2004-01-06 11:20am

masturbating with sandpaper would hurt more.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-01-06 11:31am

-is reminded of how people manage to cut their dicks with stale bread on this board-

~ver

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-01-06 11:32am

*is reminded of how some people almost get castrated by their pet cat*

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-01-06 11:57am

Poor old Hemlock
I imagine 50 papercuts all over your body would be worse.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-01-06 12:06pm

verilon wrote:-is reminded of how people manage to cut their dicks with stale bread on this board-

~ver

*chuckles nonchalantly as my faith in humanity drops to a new low

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-01-06 12:16pm

My penis could never be cut by a slice of stale bread. It is calloused from my calloused hands, which were caused by years of weight lifting. It is naturally ribbed for her pleasure.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2004-01-06 12:28pm

Superman wrote:My penis could never be cut by a slice of stale bread. It is calloused from my calloused hands, which were caused by years of weight lifting. It is naturally ribbed for her pleasure.

If I can find room, that's going in my sig as Quote of the Week.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-01-06 12:57pm

Double Full On Ear Infection in both ears after a long aircraft flight. I have never, ever been in more pain than then... according to the doctor at the time, ear infections are one of the most painful things men can experience...

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-01-06 01:16pm

The_Lumberjack wrote:Double Full On Ear Infection in both ears after a long aircraft flight. I have never, ever been in more pain than then... according to the doctor at the time, ear infections are one of the most painful things men can experience...

He lied. Kidney stones are the most painful.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-01-06 01:18pm

Chardok wrote:
The_Lumberjack wrote:Double Full On Ear Infection in both ears after a long aircraft flight. I have never, ever been in more pain than then... according to the doctor at the time, ear infections are one of the most painful things men can experience...
He lied. Kidney stones are the most painful.

He said one of.

~ver

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-01-06 01:18pm

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-01-06 02:41pm

Several years ago i had to have surgery performed on my balls. I went to kind of a rough school and i suffered many a kick to the sack. It had be kicked so many times that one of the balls, my right one i think, had retreated from my sack and was heading north to my intestines. The doctors had to open me up on the sack and waist line and literally pull my nut back down. THAT HURT.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-01-06 03:46pm

Lord Pounder wrote:Several years ago i had to have surgery performed on my balls. I went to kind of a rough school and i suffered many a kick to the sack. It had be kicked so many times that one of the balls, my right one i think, had retreated from my sack and was heading north to my intestines. The doctors had to open me up on the sack and waist line and literally pull my nut back down. THAT HURT.

What, like you didn't have painkillers? Try having a tennisball whipped into your nuts from 5' away.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2004-01-06 04:48pm

Having a migraine for 7 days, where I had to vomit upon sunlight and slightest sounds/movement was my personal pain record...

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2004-01-06 04:54pm

Busting a knee, dislocating a shoulder.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-01-06 05:57pm

<My mom>

"I was in labor with you for fourteen hours because your oversized head was stuck!"

</My mom>

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2004-01-06 06:05pm

"I went through 72 hours of labor for you, and you didn't even call me on Mother's Day?"

MY mom. I was a BIG baby.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-01-06 07:35pm

Being molested by cute swimmer chicks. You'd think it's fun but it's not, it friggin' hurts.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-06 07:41pm

Personal pain record was dislocating a knee at Karate (body swivelled through 180 degrees, my leg did not), and then having impromptu surgery done, ie whacking it against the gym floor and back into place.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-01-06 07:43pm

Oh, poor, poor aerius, he's got it so bad, oh no, let's all cry for him.