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A blister on your ass from burning it on the heating pad because it was freakin cold last night.

Do you know what hurts more than a blister on your ass?

Two of them.

Do you know what hurts more than two blisters on your ass?

Three of them.

mouth ulcers and a habit of eating spicy food..... hurts... alot...

You could always whack off until your dick blisters...now THAT hurts.

CmdrWilkens wrote:You could always whack off until your dick blisters...now THAT hurts.

Yeah, but then you'd have french ticklers, and french ticklers are good to have.

I'd imagine having your penis slowly eaten by ticks would hurt.

masturbating with sandpaper would hurt more.

-is reminded of how people manage to cut their dicks with stale bread on this board-

~ver

*is reminded of how some people almost get castrated by their pet cat*

Poor old Hemlock
I imagine 50 papercuts all over your body would be worse.

verilon wrote:-is reminded of how people manage to cut their dicks with stale bread on this board-

~ver

*chuckles nonchalantly as my faith in humanity drops to a new low

My penis could never be cut by a slice of stale bread. It is calloused from my calloused hands, which were caused by years of weight lifting. It is naturally ribbed for her pleasure.

Superman wrote:My penis could never be cut by a slice of stale bread. It is calloused from my calloused hands, which were caused by years of weight lifting. It is naturally ribbed for her pleasure.

If I can find room, that's going in my sig as Quote of the Week.

Double Full On Ear Infection in both ears after a long aircraft flight. I have never, ever been in more pain than then... according to the doctor at the time, ear infections are one of the most painful things men can experience...

The_Lumberjack wrote:Double Full On Ear Infection in both ears after a long aircraft flight. I have never, ever been in more pain than then... according to the doctor at the time, ear infections are one of the most painful things men can experience...

He lied. Kidney stones are the most painful.

Chardok wrote:

The_Lumberjack wrote:Double Full On Ear Infection in both ears after a long aircraft flight. I have never, ever been in more pain than then... according to the doctor at the time, ear infections are one of the most painful things men can experience...

He lied. Kidney stones are the most painful.

He said one of.

~ver

Several years ago i had to have surgery performed on my balls. I went to kind of a rough school and i suffered many a kick to the sack. It had be kicked so many times that one of the balls, my right one i think, had retreated from my sack and was heading north to my intestines. The doctors had to open me up on the sack and waist line and literally pull my nut back down. THAT HURT.

Lord Pounder wrote:Several years ago i had to have surgery performed on my balls. I went to kind of a rough school and i suffered many a kick to the sack. It had be kicked so many times that one of the balls, my right one i think, had retreated from my sack and was heading north to my intestines. The doctors had to open me up on the sack and waist line and literally pull my nut back down. THAT HURT.

What, like you didn't have painkillers? Try having a tennisball whipped into your nuts from 5' away.

Having a migraine for 7 days, where I had to vomit upon sunlight and slightest sounds/movement was my personal pain record...

Busting a knee, dislocating a shoulder.

<My mom>

"I was in labor with you for fourteen hours because your oversized head was stuck!"

</My mom>

"I went through 72 hours of labor for you, and you didn't even call me on Mother's Day?"

MY mom. I was a BIG baby.

Being molested by cute swimmer chicks. You'd think it's fun but it's not, it friggin' hurts.

Personal pain record was dislocating a knee at Karate (body swivelled through 180 degrees, my leg did not), and then having impromptu surgery done, ie whacking it against the gym floor and back into place.

Oh, poor, poor aerius, he's got it so bad, oh no, let's all cry for him.