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I managed to get into a seminar class! Woohoo! Which means we sit and listen to each other present topics. My first one, lucky for me, is biodefense. Meaning I need to address all the cutting edge defenses in the biotech industry against bioterrorism in the civilian world, their mode of attack and the drug's defense mechanisms.

I know under Bush's new plan, in the cases of emergency, drugs under testing can bypass FDA approval and go straight onto the streets if needed immediately. Do you guys know of any wonder-drugs against the major chemical/biological bugs out there under current development?
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Ok, hands up if you think that at least half the people reading this thread will think that you got someone hot into bed...
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Crayz9000 wrote:Ok, hands up if you think that at least half the people reading this thread will think that you got someone hot into bed...
And hop on one leg, shake your ass and lick your neighbour's ear if you think that the thread title was tailored to make you think such things.
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Biodefense?! The only biodefense I want to know about is slapping some rubber on the old trouser snake and going to town on some lucky lady.

*Yes I'm upset this wasn't about getting laid.*
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Stravo wrote:Biodefense?! The only biodefense I want to know about is slapping some rubber on the old trouser snake and going to town on some lucky lady.

*Yes I'm upset this wasn't about getting laid.*
Well Stravo, you can write me in to your fanfic where TTSD gets laid ;-)
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Trytostaydead wrote:I managed to get into a seminar class! Woohoo! Which means we sit and listen to each other present topics. My first one, lucky for me, is biodefense. Meaning I need to address all the cutting edge defenses in the biotech industry against bioterrorism in the civilian world, their mode of attack and the drug's defense mechanisms.

I know under Bush's new plan, in the cases of emergency, drugs under testing can bypass FDA approval and go straight onto the streets if needed immediately. Do you guys know of any wonder-drugs against the major chemical/biological bugs out there under current development?
[looks relieved]

Oh, er good...
After all, this is completely straightforward. What could possibly go wrong?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EMERGENCY PANTS!

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Congrats good sir.

Very cross about the misleading title though. Got me worked up for nothing...
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Crayz9000 wrote:Ok, hands up if you think that at least half the people reading this thread will think that you got someone hot into bed...
I thought that at once.
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Stravo wrote:Biodefense?! The only biodefense I want to know about is slapping some rubber on the old trouser snake and going to town on some lucky lady.

*Yes I'm upset this wasn't about getting laid.*
I'm actually relieved, now I don't have to look as another one gets lucky whilst I am going nowhere :cry:
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Gandalf wrote:Congrats good sir.

Very cross about the misleading title though. Got me worked up for nothing...
Well.. it's nice that I can get you worked up.. even though you're a guy.. :shock:
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Zaia wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:Ok, hands up if you think that at least half the people reading this thread will think that you got someone hot into bed...
And hop on one leg, shake your ass and lick your neighbour's ear if you think that the thread title was tailored to make you think such things.
My my, how very kinky.
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I know I'm a voyeur when I looked forward to reading about someone getting laid. :oops:
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Connor MacLeod wrote:My my, how very kinky.
Makes me think of Eddie Murphy giving orders to his arranged bride in Coming to America ....
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Uraniun235 wrote:I know I'm a voyeur when I looked forward to reading about someone getting laid. :oops:
Don't feel bad. I think most of the people who opened this thread thought that's what it was about. Thus we are all perverts together.

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:)

:?

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Um...
After all, this is completely straightforward. What could possibly go wrong?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EMERGENCY PANTS!

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His Divine Shadow wrote:
Stravo wrote:Biodefense?! The only biodefense I want to know about is slapping some rubber on the old trouser snake and going to town on some lucky lady.

*Yes I'm upset this wasn't about getting laid.*
I'm actually relieved, now I don't have to look as another one gets lucky whilst I am going nowhere :cry:
Well, you're not the only one buddy. :? :( :cry:

[edit]Oh yeah, congratulations on getting what you want, TTSD, even though the choice for thread title was... misleading, to say the least. :oops:
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Zaia wrote:And hop on one leg, shake your ass and lick your neighbour's ear if you think that the thread title was tailored to make you think such things.
I would, but my MILF neighbour moved away a few years ago...damnit.
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Crayz9000 wrote:Ok, hands up if you think that at least half the people reading this thread will think that you got someone hot into bed...
I looked at the title, which would indeed lead one to think so. But then I looked at who was posting and said, "Nah, this is about something else."
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Morrigan wrote:Thus we are all perverts together.
Together, eh? 8) (sidles up next to Morrigan)

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Zaia wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:Ok, hands up if you think that at least half the people reading this thread will think that you got someone hot into bed...
And hop on one leg, shake your ass and lick your neighbour's ear if you think that the thread title was tailored to make you think such things.
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Gandalf wrote:Congrats good sir.

Very cross about the misleading title though. Got me worked up for nothing...
I'm kind of glad it was misleading. I'm already envious enough of the sexual exploits of the rest of the board as it is.
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I'm with HDS :cry:.
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Come on, how many sexually suggestive and misleading thread titles have we had already? I'm thinking at least a half a dozen. Personally, I thought this thread would be about an achievement in team sports.
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Andrew J. wrote:Come on, how many sexually suggestive and misleading thread titles have we had already? I'm thinking at least a half a dozen. Personally, I thought this thread would be about an achievement in team sports.
Yes, and how many of those suggestive threads have turned out to be true? Hmm?
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Uraniun235 wrote:
Morrigan wrote:Thus we are all perverts together.
Together, eh? 8) (sidles up next to Morrigan)

:wink:
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After all, this is completely straightforward. What could possibly go wrong?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EMERGENCY PANTS!

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StormTrooperTR889 wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:Come on, how many sexually suggestive and misleading thread titles have we had already? I'm thinking at least a half a dozen. Personally, I thought this thread would be about an achievement in team sports.
Yes, and how many of those suggestive threads have turned out to be true? Hmm?
This is SD.Net, after all. We're not big on euphemisms when it comes to sex. Anything more subtle than "I just fucked somebody up the ass!" is probably a ruse. :P
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