Citizen's Assocation to Blow Up the Moon

Luzifer's right hand · Post by **Luzifer's right hand** » 2004-01-07 10:59am

Now that you've read the proof, it's time to take action! But where can you start? The simplest thing you can do is to send us money, preferably unmarked American dollars.

Other things you can do include shaking your fist at the moon each night in a show of defiance, shouting, "Damn you, Moon!" and spreading the word to your neighbors. Also, be on the lookout for those tainted with the aura of the moon, be they criminally insane or ravaging hairy monsters.

Are you with us or against us? The time to choose is now.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-01-07 11:14am

the aformentioned website wrote:
A lunatic prepares to strike. Prolonged exposure to the moon has left him a danger to himself and to others.

lunatic my ass! That's just Chardok dressed up to see Attack of the Clones on opening night! Oh wait....maybe that is a lunatic then....

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-01-07 11:57am

EAT ME, PATSY WANKER!

Edited cause I phucked up the formatting. (Sorry.)

I'm the one in the first row, all the way to the left, on opening night

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-01-07 12:02pm

heh-heh-heh

btw whats up with the lone trekkie?

*sings 'one of these things is not like the others'

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2004-01-07 12:03pm

I see a proliferation of wannabe Siths and a slightly older out of shape Leia. This is why I hate cosplay (But I think owning a replica lightsaber would be cool.) Seriously, did the Leia lady look in the mirror and go "I'm a dead wringer for Carrie Fisher." At least Chardok looks Jedi like.

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2004-01-07 12:07pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:heh-heh-heh

btw whats up with the lone trekkie?

My guess is she was the chosen one(pun intented) for the ritual Star Wars sacrifice, in honor of Star Wars supremcy over Star Trek.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-01-07 12:07pm

have you seen Carrie Fisher lately, Stravo? Hell of a resemblance if you ask me.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2004-01-07 12:13pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:have you seen Carrie Fisher lately, Stravo? Hell of a resemblance if you ask me.

Now that you mention it:

from my Starcrossed thread

BEFORE

AFTER

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-01-07 12:14pm

[homer simpson] mmmmmmm cottage cheese [/homer simpson]

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-01-07 12:47pm

LOL, I love the 'Volunteer' section you highlighted, LRH!

This brings to mind another association that is near and dear to mine heart: this!

PS: Harrison Ford is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Mmmmm.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-01-07 04:20pm

Zaia wrote:PS: Harrison Ford is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Mmmmm.

You're getting him confused with the original Fisher. I wonder what happened to her...

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-01-07 06:52pm

Drugs.

Damn, she was hot back then.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-01-07 06:58pm

C'mon guys, she's pushing 50.
She looks better than some of you, and I'm queer.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-01-07 11:50pm

Frank Hipper wrote:C'mon guys, she's pushing 50.
She looks better than some of you, and I'm queer.

Ouch.

Two dozen members. ph34r.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-01-07 11:56pm

Frank Hipper wrote:C'mon guys, she's pushing 50.
She looks better than some of you, and I'm queer.

Liar

PrinceofLowLight · Post by **PrinceofLowLight** » 2004-01-08 12:53am

Noble men with a noble cause.

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2004-01-08 01:25am

But I like the moon!

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-01-08 01:41am

Howedar wrote:Drugs.

Damn, she was hot back then.

Agreed. Carry Fisher looked beutiful in that black and white picture. So this should serve as a warning about how drugs could ruin your looks.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-01-08 11:23am

The Citizen's Association To Blow Up The Moon wrote:Those who doubt any threat exists should be mindful of the many disasters and deaths caused by "miscalculations" in the tide each year. We must also be mindful of the lost civilizations of Atlantis, Mu, and R'lyeh, drowned not by earthquakes or the Wrath of God, but by the treacherous and unexpected High Tides.

These guys lament the fall of R'lyeh? It's some weeks since I read "The Call Of Cthulhu", but wasn't R'lyeh supposed to be a place of absolute evil?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-01-08 11:49am

Peregrin Toker wrote:
The Citizen's Association To Blow Up The Moon wrote:Those who doubt any threat exists should be mindful of the many disasters and deaths caused by "miscalculations" in the tide each year. We must also be mindful of the lost civilizations of Atlantis, Mu, and R'lyeh, drowned not by earthquakes or the Wrath of God, but by the treacherous and unexpected High Tides.
These guys lament the fall of R'lyeh? It's some weeks since I read "The Call Of Cthulhu", but wasn't R'lyeh supposed to be a place of absolute evil?

Yeah, ever since the fall of R'lyeh, Cthulhu hasn't been the same. His heart just isn't in it anymore. He just wanders around drinking bourbon and ripping the occasional head of a goth kid looking for lovecraft's grave.

oh and Simon, when did you change your name?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-01-08 02:36pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:oh and Simon, when did you change your name?

A week ago, roughly. I changed it because on all other forums I've been to, I go by the name of "Peregrin Toker". (that's what Peregrin Took is called in the Danish translation of LoTR... it was only later discovered by me that is also happened to be a clever pun on the fact that the Hobbits probably are potheads)

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2004-01-08 04:32pm

evilcat4000 wrote:Agreed. Carry Fisher looked beutiful in that black and white picture. So this should serve as a warning about how drugs could ruin your looks.

In high school, one of the calculus teachers actually attended the same school in her youth, so we looked up her old yearbook picture. OMFG, you could see what decades of smoking has done to her

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-01-08 04:36pm

just thought i should point out you can see carrie fishers nipple in that photo

*ducks and runs*

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-01-08 07:07pm

I noticed that too

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-08 07:11pm

Zac Naloen wrote:just thought i should point out you can see carrie fishers nipple in that photo

*ducks and runs*

And the problem is?

Unless, of course, it's in the recent photo of her.