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Posted: **2004-01-07 10:59am**

Citizen's Assocation to Blow Up the Moon

Now that you've read the proof, it's time to take action! But where can you start? The simplest thing you can do is to send us money, preferably unmarked American dollars.

Other things you can do include shaking your fist at the moon each night in a show of defiance, shouting, "Damn you, Moon!" and spreading the word to your neighbors. Also, be on the lookout for those tainted with the aura of the moon, be they criminally insane or ravaging hairy monsters.

Are you with us or against us? The time to choose is now.

Posted: **2004-01-07 11:14am**

the aformentioned website wrote:
A lunatic prepares to strike. Prolonged exposure to the moon has left him a danger to himself and to others.

lunatic my ass! That's just Chardok dressed up to see Attack of the Clones on opening night! Oh wait....maybe that is a lunatic then....

Posted: **2004-01-07 11:57am**

EAT ME, PATSY WANKER!

Edited cause I phucked up the formatting. (Sorry.)

I'm the one in the first row, all the way to the left, on opening night

Posted: **2004-01-07 12:02pm**

heh-heh-heh

btw whats up with the lone trekkie?

*sings 'one of these things is not like the others'

Posted: **2004-01-07 12:03pm**

I see a proliferation of wannabe Siths and a slightly older out of shape Leia. This is why I hate cosplay (But I think owning a replica lightsaber would be cool.) Seriously, did the Leia lady look in the mirror and go "I'm a dead wringer for Carrie Fisher." At least Chardok looks Jedi like.

Posted: **2004-01-07 12:07pm**

Col. Crackpot wrote:heh-heh-heh

btw whats up with the lone trekkie?

My guess is she was the chosen one(pun intented) for the ritual Star Wars sacrifice, in honor of Star Wars supremcy over Star Trek.

Posted: **2004-01-07 12:07pm**

have you seen Carrie Fisher lately, Stravo? Hell of a resemblance if you ask me.

Posted: **2004-01-07 12:13pm**

Col. Crackpot wrote:have you seen Carrie Fisher lately, Stravo? Hell of a resemblance if you ask me.

Now that you mention it:

from my Starcrossed thread

BEFORE

AFTER

Posted: **2004-01-07 12:14pm**

[homer simpson] mmmmmmm cottage cheese [/homer simpson]

Posted: **2004-01-07 12:47pm**

LOL, I love the 'Volunteer' section you highlighted, LRH!

This brings to mind another association that is near and dear to mine heart: this!

PS: Harrison Ford is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Mmmmm.

Posted: **2004-01-07 04:20pm**

Zaia wrote:PS: Harrison Ford is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Mmmmm.

You're getting him confused with the original Fisher. I wonder what happened to her...

Posted: **2004-01-07 06:52pm**

Drugs.

Damn, she was hot back then.

Posted: **2004-01-07 06:58pm**

C'mon guys, she's pushing 50.
She looks better than some of you, and I'm queer.

Posted: **2004-01-07 11:50pm**

Frank Hipper wrote:C'mon guys, she's pushing 50.
She looks better than some of you, and I'm queer.

Ouch.

Two dozen members. ph34r.

Posted: **2004-01-07 11:56pm**

Frank Hipper wrote:C'mon guys, she's pushing 50.
She looks better than some of you, and I'm queer.

Liar

Posted: **2004-01-08 12:53am**

Noble men with a noble cause.

Posted: **2004-01-08 01:25am**

But I like the moon!

Posted: **2004-01-08 01:41am**

Howedar wrote:Drugs.

Damn, she was hot back then.

Agreed. Carry Fisher looked beutiful in that black and white picture. So this should serve as a warning about how drugs could ruin your looks.

Posted: **2004-01-08 11:23am**

The Citizen's Association To Blow Up The Moon wrote:Those who doubt any threat exists should be mindful of the many disasters and deaths caused by "miscalculations" in the tide each year. We must also be mindful of the lost civilizations of Atlantis, Mu, and R'lyeh, drowned not by earthquakes or the Wrath of God, but by the treacherous and unexpected High Tides.

These guys lament the fall of R'lyeh? It's some weeks since I read "The Call Of Cthulhu", but wasn't R'lyeh supposed to be a place of absolute evil?

Posted: **2004-01-08 11:49am**

Peregrin Toker wrote:
The Citizen's Association To Blow Up The Moon wrote:Those who doubt any threat exists should be mindful of the many disasters and deaths caused by "miscalculations" in the tide each year. We must also be mindful of the lost civilizations of Atlantis, Mu, and R'lyeh, drowned not by earthquakes or the Wrath of God, but by the treacherous and unexpected High Tides.
These guys lament the fall of R'lyeh? It's some weeks since I read "The Call Of Cthulhu", but wasn't R'lyeh supposed to be a place of absolute evil?

Yeah, ever since the fall of R'lyeh, Cthulhu hasn't been the same. His heart just isn't in it anymore. He just wanders around drinking bourbon and ripping the occasional head of a goth kid looking for lovecraft's grave.

oh and Simon, when did you change your name?

Posted: **2004-01-08 02:36pm**

Col. Crackpot wrote:oh and Simon, when did you change your name?

A week ago, roughly. I changed it because on all other forums I've been to, I go by the name of "Peregrin Toker". (that's what Peregrin Took is called in the Danish translation of LoTR... it was only later discovered by me that is also happened to be a clever pun on the fact that the Hobbits probably are potheads)

Posted: **2004-01-08 04:32pm**

evilcat4000 wrote:Agreed. Carry Fisher looked beutiful in that black and white picture. So this should serve as a warning about how drugs could ruin your looks.

In high school, one of the calculus teachers actually attended the same school in her youth, so we looked up her old yearbook picture. OMFG, you could see what decades of smoking has done to her

Posted: **2004-01-08 04:36pm**

just thought i should point out you can see carrie fishers nipple in that photo

*ducks and runs*

Posted: **2004-01-08 07:07pm**

I noticed that too

Posted: **2004-01-08 07:11pm**

Zac Naloen wrote:just thought i should point out you can see carrie fishers nipple in that photo

*ducks and runs*

And the problem is?

Unless, of course, it's in the recent photo of her.