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Have any of you ever decided to satisfy that idle curiosty and tape yourself in action with a willing lady (or guy)? Were you pleased with the results?

Having done it a few times in high school and college I was a tad freaked out by just how fucking looks when not done by the professionals. One thing is looking in a mirror and watching yourself go at it, it is quite another to wacth yourself on screen see all your flaws and blemishes, hear what you sound like and see your face.

After watching one particular performance I turned to the GF at the time and simply asked her: "How do you fuck me?"

Any similar stories out there?

I look forward to trying this upcoming fall .

Are you a fat moustachioed mediterranian man?

Not with someone else there, no.

EDIT: I've had pleasant complimentary responses from all i've sent them to. Well, sometimes not always pleasant, but certainly complimentary.

i tried out for it once just out of curiosity. i was told i was too pale.

Somewhere in Ottawa there's a videotape where I'm tied to a bed and a crazy chick is having her way with me, unless of course said crazy chick has taped over the footage. Yes I've seen it, no it ain't pretty, and that's about all I'm going to say. Except my dick looks even smaller than it actually is.

aerius wrote:Except my dick looks even smaller than it actually is.

Really and i thought that the camera was suppose to add a couple of pounds

i for one would hate to see the dick that actually weighed a couple of pounds.

the only way i'd do porn , would be with my face safely hidden by a Stormtrooper mask. Who want's to see the guy's face in straight porn anyaway?

thecreech wrote:

aerius wrote:Except my dick looks even smaller than it actually is.

Really and i thought that the camera was suppose to add a couple of pounds

Apparently, it's not evenly distributed.

To answer, no.

~ver

aerius wrote:Somewhere in Ottawa there's a videotape where I'm tied to a bed and a crazy chick is having her way with me, unless of course said crazy chick has taped over the footage. Yes I've seen it, no it ain't pretty, and that's about all I'm going to say. Except my dick looks even smaller than it actually is.

Was she that "Amanda" you dated before you met Jmac?

Peregrin Toker wrote:Was she that "Amanda" you dated before you met Jmac?

Yup, that's her. Great kinky sex but she was psycho.

aerius wrote:

Peregrin Toker wrote:Was she that "Amanda" you dated before you met Jmac?

Yup, that's her. Great kinky sex but she was psycho.

I've yet to hear someone who dated a psycho woman but did not have great sex.

Stravo wrote:

aerius wrote:

Peregrin Toker wrote:Was she that "Amanda" you dated before you met Jmac?

Yup, that's her. Great kinky sex but she was psycho.

I've yet to hear someone who dated a psycho woman but did not have great sex.

(insert pseudo-Freudian ranting)

Stravo wrote:

aerius wrote:

Peregrin Toker wrote:Was she that "Amanda" you dated before you met Jmac?

Yup, that's her. Great kinky sex but she was psycho.

I've yet to hear someone who dated a psycho woman but did not have great sex.

Right here. She was a fecking nutter. She tried to decap my other head the 1st and only time i convinced here to put my dick in her mouth. Her excuse being "Well i bet you'll never ask for another blow job". There was other incidents like her farting in the middle of Shallow Hal and emptying the entire cinema. When i dumped her she tried to run me over. If she had driven any thing bigger than a Ford Fiesta i'd have been murdered, as it was she broke 2 of my toes.

i've dated psycho chicks before. well, one at least. she was far too creepy for my tastes, and i would have rather not fucked her, despite being somewhat attractive.

Lord Pounder wrote:

Stravo wrote:I've yet to hear someone who dated a psycho woman but did not have great sex.

Right here. She was a fecking nutter. She tried to decap my other head the 1st and only time i convinced here to put my dick in her mouth. Her excuse being "Well i bet you'll never ask for another blow job". There was other incidents like her farting in the middle of Shallow Hal and emptying the entire cinema. When i dumped her she tried to run me over. If she had driven any thing bigger than a Ford Fiesta i'd have been murdered, as it was she broke 2 of my toes.

You sir, have my condolences. But the farting and emptying out the cinema bit has got to be one of those "We'll laugh about this later" bits. The image is hilarious.

rye...

remebers Coupling episode "Cupboard of Patrick's Love"... same topic, very funny.

Done it. Me, a friend, his fiance and two other chicks. Interesting times...

I've not yet had the audacity to tape myself and a woman, although I'm fairly certain my old restaurant manager has a tape somewhere of me getting a blowjob from one of the waitresses out back, since we were dumb enough to do it right in front of the security camera. (whoops)

Guys, guys, guys! Have you neglected the magic of EDITING? Using the power of DV studio, one can slice all those not-so-flash moments, leaving naught but the creamy center!

Course, that hacks down to maybe 15%. Use more than one camera *nods* lol

And whacked chicks are fun, unless it's *that* kind of whacked. Then it's all bad (and they're like red wine stains too). Has anyone discovered the MADness *after*? Like, just as you settle into a relationship, thinking everythings good, making those crazy little plans for the future, and suddenly they're frickin LOONs? Very demoralising :/