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http://www.onzin.nl/fufme/index.shtml.htm

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:shock: Holy god, that was wrong.
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Lag could be a bit of a problem...but not nearly as bad as cleaning...not to mention shock hazards....
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Heh...

I'm pretty sure the metal feeling would never compare real flesh though :P

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i'm not sure what to say about that one. the cleanup would be messy you'd imagine.
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Gee, sounds like a parody website to me.
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Is it just me, or do the legs of the woman in the example page look totally fake, and disturbing (not to mention the position looking more painful then pleasurefull)
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O_O.. o_o... oohhkaaayy.. *backs away slowly*
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Cool. Where can I get one?
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And I think the entire Board should be upset that there is no A version. I mean everyone likes Anal!
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Straha wrote:And I think the entire Board should be upset that there is no A version. I mean everyone likes Anal!
The female uses the same device but takes it up her ass while the guy gets a smaller hole for his device.
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fufme wrote:...provides the most complete remote sex solution for the Internet and corporate intranet.
Corporate intranet? Now just a goddamn minute... :shock:

Please tell me this is a spoof site. Those pictures are just wrong.
After all, this is completely straightforward. What could possibly go wrong?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EMERGENCY PANTS!

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Straha wrote:And I think the entire Board should be upset that there is no A version. I mean everyone likes Anal!
Maybe you can get a patch ;)
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:wtf::lol::!::shock:

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