StarDestroyer.Net BBS

Kuat Drive Yards employees at Dock 716-85 were handed a welcome surprise today when a shipment of framework arrived, touching off construction for a new Imperator-class Star Destroyer. Actual construction has yet to begin, however, due to the fact that the shipment arrived at the end of the workday. "We're all tired from previous work, and there was really nothing to be done, since everything showed up so late," commented one worker. "We'll probably start tomorrow."

The new Star Destroyer is currently lacking a formal designation, as Kuati tradition insists that the dockworkers be given a chance to name their work. Even as workers settled in for the night, the suggestion board was already covered in names. Among were Valentine, Keyblade, Deathguise, Rapier, and Wildcat. Other names are expected to be put up.

More news as construction progresses.

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Ara?

*smacks forehead*

Is there nobody who appreciates creative writing any more?

Sounds like an Onion article...

Kuja wrote:*smacks forehead*

Is there nobody who appreciates creative writing any more?

No.

But if I understand your OP correctly, you're about to begin construction of a lego ISD and want name suggestions.



Yes?

Kuja wrote:*smacks forehead*

Is there nobody who appreciates creative writing any more?

Well yeah...in the fanfic forum.

Shadow WarChief wrote:Yes?

A spark in the darkness...

Name it Titanic.

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Name it Titanic.

So it would be, the Starship Titanic.

*straps Kuja to a table, slices open his belly, helps himself to a few of Kuja's internal organs, and sows him back up*

What? As long as you are sharing...

Gil Hamilton wrote:*straps Kuja to a table, slices open his belly, helps himself to a few of Kuja's internal organs, and sows him back up*

Kuja wrote: Other names are expected to be put up.

How about Raven Ford? *waits for the screams as understanding sets in*

Oooooooooh!!!!! I know!!!

Call it: The Starship Fan-Plastic!

Kuja wrote:

Shadow WarChief wrote:Yes?

A spark in the darkness...

Well then, since I'm the sole enlightened being in this thread, I'd advise you to name your ship the "Clown Liquidator"

Rapier is a nice one.

As is Elysium.

And Lady *insert favourite female name here*

Intrepid, Vigilant, Justice... just to name a few.


You can't have Elysium though, cos that's my flagship

I'd call mine Endless Highway simply because I'd be constantly traveling around with it.

Gil Hamilton wrote:*straps Kuja to a table, slices open his belly, helps himself to a few of Kuja's internal organs, and sows him back up*

What? As long as you are sharing...

*brings up his Railgun to his shoulder, aims at Gil Hamilton's bloody rictus, and lets fly...*



*then gets the Space Corvette, dunks Kuja into the bacta tank, and flies away...*

Bad denizens, spamming like that...

well we already have had two "name the star destroyer" threads.

However since I am in a tolkien mood, we build an SSD out of ships wrecked fighting the Vong and call it "The Flame of the West" since you were using sword names.

XaLEv wrote:

Gil Hamilton wrote:*straps Kuja to a table, slices open his belly, helps himself to a few of Kuja's internal organs, and sows him back up*

Kuja wrote: Other names are expected to be put up.

How about Raven Ford? *waits for the screams as understanding sets in*

Very, very BAD, rat-boy making refrences to fanfics of banned members...

btw she has threatened to castrate him if they should ever meet in RL over that, and the fact she felt threatened by him.

Serious ones:
Butcher of Worlds
Blood Glutton
Malice
Revenge
Dominator



Comedic ones:
Explosive Diarrhea
Clotted Horror
Horny for Evil
My Shoes Hurt
Scairt O' Nuthin'

Suicidial Insanity

ISD Gray Vengeance
ISD Long Dark
ISD Imprecation
ISD Hammerhand
ISD Unmaker
ISD Palpatine's Genie
ISD Adamant
ISD Ruinbringer
ISD Ouroburos

Actually I'm fond of Bringer of War. Yeah, from Holst's The Planets.

Thunderchild.