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Top 10 Reasons Why Handguns Are Better Than Women

#10 You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

#9 You can keep one handgun on the road and another at home.

#8 If you admire a man's handgun and tell him so, he'll let
you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a back-up.

#6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 A handgun doesn't take up alot of closet space.

#4 Handguns function normally everyday of the month.

#3 A handgun doesn't ask... 'Do these new grips make me look
fat?'

#2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun!

#5 A handgun doesn't take up alot of closet space.

~ver

#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun!



Hahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahah.

Unfortunately, if I tried to have sex with a gun, terrible consequences might occur.

Knife wrote:#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun!



Hahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahah.

Don't let your wife see that post of yours, darlin'.

Zaia wrote:

Knife wrote:#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun!



Hahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahah.

Don't let your wife see that post of yours, darlin'.

Oddly enough, she just left for work when I clicked on the thread. Whew. Besides, worst case scenerio, I get slapped. I'm used to it now.

Lagmonster wrote:Unfortunately, if I tried to have sex with a gun, terrible consequences might occur.

well, you can always use it for anal. just make sure that the bullets are removed first.

I got a gun for my wife.

It's the best trade that I ever made

Lagmonster wrote:Unfortunately, if I tried to have sex with a gun, terrible consequences might occur.

Meh, gimme a Mk 19, it'll be a sufficient replacement.

Lagmonster wrote:Unfortunately, if I tried to have sex with a gun, terrible consequences might occur.

It's that narrow...?

Tsyroc wrote:#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun!

*Buzz!* Wrong!

Correct military terminology is suppressor- it's impossible to completely silence a gunshot. And you can buy a suppressor for your wife.

It's called chocolate.

I saw a shirt today that gave the Top 10 Reasons Why Rowing Is Better Than Sex. Reason #5 was "Let's face it, it's not."

While I like guns and plan on getting my fireams certificate and a gun in the next few years, I have to say that there's some things that they just can't do. No matter how nice the gun is, it still ain't gonna lick & suck my dick. I'll still need a female to perform that function.

aerius wrote:While I like guns and plan on getting my fireams certificate and a gun in the next few years, I have to say that there's some things that they just can't do. No matter how nice the gun is, it still ain't gonna lick & suck my dick. I'll still need a female to perform that function.

Just until they make a gun that can do that.

Nathan F wrote:

Lagmonster wrote:Unfortunately, if I tried to have sex with a gun, terrible consequences might occur.

Meh, gimme a Mk 19, it'll be a sufficient replacement.

to do what? Lob a 40mm ojive up your ass?!?!