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Amber Alert. Look out for this sick bastard in GA, AL, FL

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,107733,00.html

This man has killed 3 adults and a 10 month old child and has kidnapped 3 other children. He is on the loose.

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Authorities believe Jones has the children and is driving a 1991 red or maroon Ford Explorer (search). The vehicle has Georgia license plates with registration 730YFV. It was last seen traveling west on Georgia state highway 156 from U.S. 411.
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When I become the ruler of the world, fucknuts like this will be immediately slain...
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Is it me, or does he bare a resemblance to Bill Gates? :shock:
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IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Is it me, or does he bare a resemblance to Bill Gates? :shock:
in a redneck mullet white trash kind of way.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Is it me, or does he bare a resemblance to Bill Gates? :shock:
in a redneck mullet white trash kind of way.
Also uglier and less nerdy.
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Re: Amber Alert. Look out for this sick bastard in GA, AL, F

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Col. Crackpot wrote:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,107733,00.html

This man has killed 3 adults and a 10 month old child and has kidnapped 3 other children. He is on the loose.
Thanks for the warning.
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Been keeping up with this. I just drove 4 hours on I-40 East but didn't know about it, but I don't recall seeing a red bronco...
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Ah yes, I typed up the stats on this douche this morning. What was his name? Jeffy something or other?
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IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Is it me, or does he bare a resemblance to Bill Gates? :shock:
Actaully he does. It seems there are a lot of mugshots that look like famous people with hangovers, like that one of Khalid Sheik Mohammed that looked like Ron Jeremy in a hangover.

As for the guy in question, I hope they bring him to justice.
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Interesting that one of the missing girls has the last name of Phelps...
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Just in: This guy shot himself after being caught in East Ridge, Tennessee...


Good riddance, I say. I haven't heard anything about the kids, though.

Edit: According to FNC, he's in police custody, after shooting himself, no word on his condition. The kids are OK.
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Nathan F wrote:Just in: This guy shot himself after being caught in East Ridge, Tennessee...


Good riddance, I say. I haven't heard anything about the kids, though.

Edit: According to FNC, he's in police custody, after shooting himself, no word on his condition. The kids are OK.
At least we don't have to foot his defense now.
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They got the girls back safe and the fucker who took them shot himself. Great to hear that the girls are safe. :D
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IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Is it me, or does he bare a resemblance to Bill Gates? :shock:
Looked more like a 37 year old bastard of John Lennon....
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He lived. He's in critical condition after shooting himself in the face. the three girls are fine. other than seeing the guy blow his face out of his asshole. but he's still alive. which is good, because we need to put him on trial, and then execute him.
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If this guy did it, and they find him guilty, I hope he dies slowly and horribly. I know it's not a deterrent, but I'm sick of our society showing mercy to those who do not deserve any. Murderers deserve nothing short of a long, painful demise, because it happens to fit the barbarism they have committed. To give them less insults the victims' suffering.
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Did he shoot himself intentionaly. or did he fuck up a suicide?
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I just spoke with my mom; my big sister, who is a doctor, works at the hospital where this guy was taken after he shot himself. She and her friends are joking about pulling the plug on the creep.
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lance wrote:Did he shoot himself intentionaly. or did he fuck up a suicide?
if he was trying to kill himself with a gun and fucked it up i would say he was attempting to shoot himself intentionally.
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