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This guy and his entire family needs to be removed from the gene pool, pronto. Seriously, the guy bitches and moans about how he's addicted to cable, his wifes a fat pig and his kids are lazy assholes and expects to get new computers and free net service because of it? Here's a solution, lardass, put down the control, take away your wifes bon bons and smack your kids upside their heads and tell them to get their asses in gear or it's military school for them.

God, what the fuck ever happened to parental responsability?
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Giving him free computers and internet will make him worse. He will gain weight and eventualy die in a heart attack.
I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.
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Sweet merciful Zeus.

What would the cable company have to gain by keeping his cable there for free?
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evilcat4000 wrote:Giving him free computers and internet will make him worse. He will gain weight and eventualy die in a heart attack.
would it really be so bad if he died of a heart attack as a result? in that case the whole thing is justified!
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Darth_Zod wrote:
evilcat4000 wrote:Giving him free computers and internet will make him worse. He will gain weight and eventualy die in a heart attack.
would it really be so bad if he died of a heart attack as a result? in that case the whole thing is justified!
Sort of like a fire that burns itself out. He will put an end to himself if his demands are met.
I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.
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This just occured to me. This is like a smoker suing for free cigarettes.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
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