*breaks down laughing*

lazerus · Post by **lazerus** » 2004-01-11 03:22pm

The Best Page In the Universe

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-01-11 03:26pm

Even better than that is all his hate mail.

That is some great stuff there.

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2004-01-11 03:30pm

that's hilarious, and i also love the Illegal Immigrants working at wal-mart thing.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-01-11 03:41pm

HAHAHA
So evil.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-01-11 04:56pm

Hello, and welcome to five years ago.

You should be punched for not knowing about Maddox earlier.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-01-11 06:42pm

ROFL

Thats hilarious! I liked that one he did on that Smart girl vs. that black girl.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-01-11 07:44pm

It's funny, but I liked the "End it all" one he did a few years ago better.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2004-01-11 07:49pm

One of my favorite articles is "Love your kids? Prove it by beating them. "
I also love it when he grades the children’s artwork.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-11 08:45pm

Some of the stuff borders on whiny, but most of it is funny as hell. I especially like his hate mail pages and rants on people who decorate their cheap cars and jocks.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-01-11 08:55pm

Wow, I didn't know he was banned from the United Arab Emirates! Go Maddox!

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-01-11 10:08pm

Xenophobe3691 wrote:Wow, I didn't know he was banned from the United Arab Emirates! Go Maddox!

Only 191 more countries to go before his evil plot is complete!

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2004-01-12 01:47am

Since I don't have any credible sources of what happened next, I'm going to go off of the next best thing: hearsay and rumor. After he cut off his arm, he jumped off the cliff and broke his fall with his face, just because he's that tough. Then he got ambushed by a tribe of angry Indians, caught an arrow in his heart, pulled it out and killed all the warriors with it. On his way back a buffalo crossed his path so what did Ralston do? He head-butt it to death, then he found its offspring and broke their ribs just for pissing him off. Then he chopped down a tree with his undoubtedly large penis, built a raft out of it and rafted down the green river. That's the damn truth--more or less. Aron Ralston is a real man and one tough son of a bitch. He deserves utmost respect for being such a badass.

LOL

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-01-12 01:55am

One or two of his things are amusing, the anti-Peta thing was quite funny, but for me, most of his stuff just comes across as the whining rants of a bitter guy...

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2004-01-12 02:04am

You know Richard, or is it alright if I call you Dick? You know Dick, I thought long and hard

WHOA!!! Hold up right there. This guy wants to call him DICK and likes to think long AND hard. Woooooo. Get a room you two.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-01-12 09:25am

You mean there are still people who don't know who said what's in my sig?

Post by **Vympel** » 2004-01-12 09:29am

Foolish n00bs.