*breaks down laughing*
Posted: 2004-01-11 03:22pm
Even better than that is all his hate mail.
That is some great stuff there.
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Posted: 2004-01-11 03:26pm
Posted: 2004-01-11 03:30pm
that's hilarious, and i also love the Illegal Immigrants working at wal-mart thing.
Posted: 2004-01-11 03:41pm
HAHAHA
So evil.
So evil.
Posted: 2004-01-11 04:56pm
Hello, and welcome to five years ago.
You should be punched for not knowing about Maddox earlier.
You should be punched for not knowing about Maddox earlier.
Posted: 2004-01-11 06:42pm
ROFL
Thats hilarious! I liked that one he did on that Smart girl vs. that black girl.
Thats hilarious! I liked that one he did on that Smart girl vs. that black girl.
Posted: 2004-01-11 07:44pm
It's funny, but I liked the "End it all" one he did a few years ago better.
Posted: 2004-01-11 07:49pm
One of my favorite articles is "Love your kids? Prove it by beating them. "
I also love it when he grades the children’s artwork.
I also love it when he grades the children’s artwork.
Posted: 2004-01-11 08:45pm
Some of the stuff borders on whiny, but most of it is funny as hell. I especially like his hate mail pages and rants on people who decorate their cheap cars and jocks.
Posted: 2004-01-11 08:55pm
Wow, I didn't know he was banned from the United Arab Emirates! Go Maddox!
Posted: 2004-01-11 10:08pm
Only 191 more countries to go before his evil plot is complete!Xenophobe3691 wrote:Wow, I didn't know he was banned from the United Arab Emirates! Go Maddox!
Posted: 2004-01-12 01:47am
LOLSince I don't have any credible sources of what happened next, I'm going to go off of the next best thing: hearsay and rumor. After he cut off his arm, he jumped off the cliff and broke his fall with his face, just because he's that tough. Then he got ambushed by a tribe of angry Indians, caught an arrow in his heart, pulled it out and killed all the warriors with it. On his way back a buffalo crossed his path so what did Ralston do? He head-butt it to death, then he found its offspring and broke their ribs just for pissing him off. Then he chopped down a tree with his undoubtedly large penis, built a raft out of it and rafted down the green river. That's the damn truth--more or less. Aron Ralston is a real man and one tough son of a bitch. He deserves utmost respect for being such a badass.
Posted: 2004-01-12 01:55am
One or two of his things are amusing, the anti-Peta thing was quite funny, but for me, most of his stuff just comes across as the whining rants of a bitter guy...
Posted: 2004-01-12 02:04am
You know Richard, or is it alright if I call you Dick? You know Dick, I thought long and hard
WHOA!!! Hold up right there. This guy wants to call him DICK and likes to think long AND hard. Woooooo. Get a room you two.
WHOA!!! Hold up right there. This guy wants to call him DICK and likes to think long AND hard. Woooooo. Get a room you two.
Posted: 2004-01-12 09:25am
You mean there are still people who don't know who said what's in my sig?
Posted: 2004-01-12 09:29am
Foolish n00bs.