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*looks at rank*

"Official SD.Net Chew Toy"

Thanks. Sounds nice.

Why would I have any kind of problem with that?

Chew Toy? Tasty

Well, a new plaything for the dog down the street!

Here, boy, come get it! *laughs as dog rips Akira apart.*

All thats left is to see if its a squeeky chew toy.

poke it! *pokes Akira, nothing happens*

Hey, it ain't working! Oh, maybe I need to poke a little harder? *punches Akira in the gut, and Akira goes down for the count.

Damn, guess it's busted. *shrugs*

Your poking him?

*shakes head*

Sorry, couldn't help it.

I just wanted to see if he'd squeek...

Akira, when you disagree with someone else and the evidence is against you, you need to do it on PRINCIPLE and admit that the evidence doesn't side with you. Helps to keep people from seeing you as a complete fool. But since you seem to not mind....

(wistles) here dozer, here boy. Here is a nice new chew toy for ya pal. Enjoy.

(listens carefully)


Sqeeek.


Good boy.

I'll sum it up real nice and easy for you.

EVIDENCE GOOD.
UNSUPPORTED ASSERTATIONS BAD.

Well, chew toys aren't tasty, because they're not food items. You're points are easily shot down, like just did. That's why you're a chew toy.

IG-88E wrote:poke it! *pokes Akira, nothing happens*

Hey, it ain't working! Oh, maybe I need to poke a little harder? *punches Akira in the gut, and Akira goes down for the count.

Damn, guess it's busted. *shrugs*

no i'm not. Your going to have to be harder then that to get me down.

Have had 12 years of random bashings at school incuding getting my head smashed into brick wallls and cement a number of times, I think I can handle more pain then you can dish out.

Akira wrote:Have had 12 years of random bashings at school incuding getting my head smashed into brick wallls and cement a number of times, I think I can handle more pain then you can dish out.

You must have been popular.

Akira wrote::P no i'm not. Your going to have to be harder then that to get me down.

Have had 12 years of random bashings at school incuding getting my head smashed into brick wallls and cement a number of times, I think I can handle more pain then you can dish out.

*cracks every joint in body, from the neck down the shoulders, elbows, wrists, knuckles, back, hips, knees, ankles and toes* (no really, I can do this, and the problem is I can do it faaaar too often)

Riiight *stretches* Where should I begin?

Akira wrote:Have had 12 years of random bashings at school incuding getting my head smashed into brick wallls and cement a number of times, I think I can handle more pain then you can dish out.

Numerous head injuries?
This explains a lot.

Akira wrote: no i'm not. Your going to have to be harder then that to get me down.

Have had 12 years of random bashings at school incuding getting my head smashed into brick wallls and cement a number of times, I think I can handle more pain then you can dish out.

And this impresses me HOW? I've been thrown around a lot, including powerbombs on the sidewalk and slashings. And I can dish out more pain than you can imagine.

Is it just me or are the Trolls getting dumber?

I mean they've started to like their titles and have even requested their own newsgroup! What is going one here, this isn't the way it's supposed to be.

My theory is that through the magic of treknology and mega-psuedoscience, all the trolls got on a shuttle going at warp 10 and rapidly evolved into salamanders, then de-evolved into single celled amoebas. And stayed there.

Everyone has seen Aliens? (I hope...)

Well, the new movie coming out is gonna be called "Trolls".

With a plot devicce similar to all the Aliens movies.

Akira wrote:

IG-88E wrote:poke it! *pokes Akira, nothing happens*

Hey, it ain't working! Oh, maybe I need to poke a little harder? *punches Akira in the gut, and Akira goes down for the count.

Damn, guess it's busted. *shrugs*

no i'm not. Your going to have to be harder then that to get me down.

Squeal little piggy! Squeeeeal! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!
(Deliverance for anyone that remembers)

aerius wrote:

Squeal little piggy! Squeeeeal! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!
(Deliverance for anyone that remembers)

You sure have a purty mouth.

EmperorMing wrote:Everyone has seen Aliens? (I hope...)

Well, the new movie coming out is gonna be called "Trolls".

With a plot devicce similar to all the Aliens movies.

Mr. Bean: (looking at motion scanner) They're getting closer! 15 feet!

Stormbringer: That can't be! That's inside the board!

Troll: Hi. Isn't it GREAT that I can tell you disgusting and stupid things?

Mr. Bean: Grraaahhh!!!! You want some??? YOU WANT SOME??? (Sounds of various extraordinarily over-powered weapons being fired)

Troll2: Hi. Isn't it GREAT that I can...

(sounds of more weapons being fired)

Troll3: Hi. Isn't it...

Mr. Bean: They're still coming through!!!

(sounds of even more weapons being fired)

Stormbringer: (looking at steaming pile of troll bits) I think that's the last of them.

Darkstar: Hi. I'm the troll brood queen.

**I leave it to your imagination to finish that one***

Hey, Akira. Did you see this?

Generaly this is how we handle it


Gotta love the little ones