Union Dogs
Posted: 2004-01-12 10:40pm
An oldie that my dad dug up while processing an ancient box of paperwork (from the 1960s, if that says anything...)
Four union auto workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was a United Auto worker who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog was named T-Square and he told him to go to the blackboard and draw a square, a circle, and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat.
The United Steel Workers member said he thought his dog was better. His dog named Slide-Rule was told to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back, and divide them into piles of 3, which Slide-Rule did with no problems.
The Oil Chemical and Atomic Workers member said that was good but he felt his dog was better. His dog, named Measure, was told to get a quart of milk and pour 7 ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem. All three agreed this was very good and all the dogs were smart.
They all turned to the Teamsters member and said, "What can your dog do?" The Teamsters member called his dog, who was named Coffee Break, and said "Show the fellows what you can do." Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back, filed for worker's compensation and left home for sick leave.
Four union auto workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was a United Auto worker who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog was named T-Square and he told him to go to the blackboard and draw a square, a circle, and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat.
The United Steel Workers member said he thought his dog was better. His dog named Slide-Rule was told to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back, and divide them into piles of 3, which Slide-Rule did with no problems.
The Oil Chemical and Atomic Workers member said that was good but he felt his dog was better. His dog, named Measure, was told to get a quart of milk and pour 7 ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem. All three agreed this was very good and all the dogs were smart.
They all turned to the Teamsters member and said, "What can your dog do?" The Teamsters member called his dog, who was named Coffee Break, and said "Show the fellows what you can do." Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back, filed for worker's compensation and left home for sick leave.
