The lord of coolness is...

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Who r0x0rz the most?

Batman (comics)
4
8%
James Bond (Connery)
16
31%
Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli
11
21%
John Shaft (Roundtree)
1
2%
Blade (movie)
7
13%
Punisher (comics)
1
2%
Other
12
23%
 
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The lord of coolness is...

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Which character has greater mastery over the coolness?

Don't underestimate Fonzie. How many of the others could jump over a shark?
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Shaft!

John Shaft.

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Tha Fonze...'eeeeey...

Although Shaft has the Coolness pretty masterfied.
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Blade (Wesley Snipes)

Then Shaft followed by "The Fonz"
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Batman.
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Demiurge wrote:Which character has greater mastery over the coolness?

Don't underestimate Fonzie. How many of the others could jump over a shark?
Or those motorcycle tricks? Fonzie's got my vote. ;)

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Demiurge wrote:Which character has greater mastery over the coolness?
I went with Clint Eastwood in such movies as Fist Full of Dollars and The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Squint-eyed grin and stubble chin, he rides through history...
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Darth Vader, der.
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Blade

just look at my sig.
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Post by Master of Ossus »

Bond. James Bond.

He's the best, of that list.
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Indiana Jones.
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Kuja wrote:Indiana Jones.
Oh yes, or Han Solo. It's a toss-up.
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batman pwnz3 all j00. 8)
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Gotta be the fonz. He could pal around with Ron Howard and still be up their with Blade and Shaft.
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Okay know all the people there exept: Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli

Who is that?

Anyway Bond is da man!
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AAAY, The Fonz is the king of cool.
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Faram wrote:Okay know all the people there exept: Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli
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Billy Idol / Spike is by far the coolest.
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Zaia wrote:Oh yes, or Han Solo. It's a toss-up.
Gonna have to agree with the Z-babe here. Han Solo is by far the fucking coolest, and curse you, Demiurge, for not including him :)

Faram: The Fonz is from the 60s American sitcom known as Happy Days. He's cool too.
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Daltonator wrote:Faram: The Fonz is from the 60s American sitcom known as Happy Days. He's cool too.
Ahh have seen the occational episode of that show but I did not remember him.
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Bond. Except, THIS bond:

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Demiurge wrote:Which character has greater mastery over the coolness?
Iceman
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Hee hee. I know Henry Winkler's cousin. Who is way cooler and plays guitar.

My vote goes for this man:

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Because he's cooler even than Han Solo.
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Gai Daioji from Nadesico :)
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