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One of my friends, who declared himself the Official Perv of my school, recently compiled a list of Math-based pickup lines.

"Inspired" by his achievement, I have decided to try and start such a list on ASVS and SD.net. If your replying, please add your own math-based pickup line to this list.

To start off:
"You can rotate on this axis."

Let's go to my place and chart your curves.

"Do you like integrating, because I'd really like to integrate your curves." One of my friends said this in Calc class to the girl who sat next him. It was hilarious. He even got the suggestive eye-brow bit to a tee.

"Hey, you know your calculus? 'Cause it says that U + Me = Us."

Kill me, please.

Stand down, Joe. You're mine, I just need to light this flamer...

Lets go to my place, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.

Straha wrote:Lets go to my place, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.

*Lights flamethrower just in time to torch Straha and save his tattered dignity*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Forty goes into 4,880 122 times. And hopefully, that won't be the only thing that goes into something tonight.

*Stabs a katana into Smi*

Dangit, you quoted that post before I deleted it!

"How about we do some square root of 4761 tonight."

Now, odds are he/she isn't going to get it. In that case, you say "Use a calculator", and brace yourself for a slap across the face, either for asking for sex, or using a pickup line as lame as that one.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Dangit, you quoted that post before I deleted it!

"How about we do some square root of 4761 tonight."

Now, odds are he/she isn't going to get it. In that case, you say "Use a calculator", and brace yourself for a slap across the face, either for asking for sex, or using a pickup line as lame as that one.

and if he DOES get it, you know youre looking at someone that thinks alot like you and will probably suck your cock. >D

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Dangit, you quoted that post before I deleted it!

"How about we do some square root of 4761 tonight."

Now, odds are he/she isn't going to get it. In that case, you say "Use a calculator", and brace yourself for a slap across the face, either for asking for sex, or using a pickup line as lame as that one.

Perhaps you didn't get my previous point: No more maths chat up lines! I cannae take it!

*Wallops Smi with a calculus book*

kojikun wrote:

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Dangit, you quoted that post before I deleted it!

"How about we do some square root of 4761 tonight."

Now, odds are he/she isn't going to get it. In that case, you say "Use a calculator", and brace yourself for a slap across the face, either for asking for sex, or using a pickup line as lame as that one.

and if he DOES get it, you know youre looking at someone that thinks alot like you and will probably suck your cock. >D

Your logical reasoning is only slightly outdone by your voracious sexual appetite.

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Your logical reasoning is only slightly outdone by your voracious sexual appetite.

Wanna find the root of 4761?

snicker

watch that whole scene from "a boutiful mind" about devide and concquer....

"I'd put my integer into your equation any day."

nerdiest topic ever.

You have magnificent numerators.

"Could you help me refine my research on the statistical number of sperm that are killed by saliva?"

I'd like to solve for your variable.

"I'd like to feel up your Taylor series."
"How about you and me go back to my place and do algebra, nude."

You all deserve some sort of venereal disease only maths lovers can get. How can you sleep at night?!

AARGH!

"Would you like to see my 90 Degree angle"

AV, I don't know which is worse.. the fact that this thread is here, or your continued vehement responses against it.

~ver

ver, that should be "That this thread is here" or "There are so many people that actually have ones to contribute."

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:ver, that should be "That this thread is here" or "There are so many people that actually have ones to contribute."

The latter doesn't surprise me. Been here long enough to know that pretty much anything and everything that comes up here will generate at least 6 responses. ESPECIALLY threads like this.

~ver