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Think up a humorous caption for this screenshot.

Here's mine:

"I am so lost!"
"I think I've swallowed my gum."

i told you once r2, and i'll tell you again, i'm not pulling over to ask for directions

"R2 are we there yet?"
"blooop"
"Are we there yet?"
"bleeep"
"Are we there yet?"
"blop-blib"
"Are we there yet?"
"wooooo"
"Are we there yet?"
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"This guy doesn't look sober..." (about the other X-wing)

So this button fires the lasers, this button fires the proton torpedoes, whats this one do, OUCH HOT COFFEE SPILLED ON CROTCH!!!! WHAT ASSHOLE PUT A COFFEE MACHINE BESIDE THE TARGETING COMPUTER

Luke: 'That thing has more power than half the Imperial Navy?!?'
R2-D2: 'beewoop, bip beep beep, whistle'
Luke: 'That's only the power of around five hundred ships! Red Leader, this is Red Five. Better dig in Sir, the shit's getting deep.'


or

Luke: 'That thing's the size of a small moon and is bristling with turbolasers!'
R2-D2: 'Beep bwooop. (Oh shit!)'

Damnit! Where's the joystick on this thingy!

"Wait whats thats R2?"
"Beop bebop bewop."(Die whiny human asshole)
"Oh, shit Yavin is going nova. AHHHHHH!"

No brakes! NO BRAKES!

I never get to drive.

(at passing X-Wing)"This isn't a goddamn race, you jackass!"

"Damn I'm bored driving all day"
Beep booop
"Ha ha. Now Princess, you will be mine!"
Oooop beeep!
"No I wasn't playing with my dolls again!"

So basicly we're going to quckly break through the defenses, shove ourselves as fast as we can into it's tight trench, fire off our little guys and pull out with out getting hit?

Be-Boop.
(You sould like a pervert)

"R2...Why is that red sphere of firey stuff flying at us?"
Beeep, Woo-Weep (It's a giant flaming wall of plasma! JOY!)
"OH DEAR GOD!"
Weep Weep Weep Weeeeeeep, Weep Weep (Doom Doom Doom Dooooooom, Doom Doom!)
"R2...I hate you so much."